THE 2023 THREAD NO ONE WANTED TO MAKE

[Clang McFly]

Ahahahahaha! I may die laughing.

[Duchess]

Delicious, isn't it. HaHaFuckinHa.

[sally]

My daughter likes Pierre sparkling water, but she leaves the bottles half full all over her room. A couple of weeks ago I took all of the bottles and watered my house plants with it. Those plants are so green and happy they look like they're singing.

[Duchess]

I read that bumble bees are basically a flying fat panda who will let you pet it. They don't sting unless provoked.

The opposite of that is a goddamn yellow jacket, they want your food and will fight you for it. They can sting multiple times. They are the little bastards that swarmed me after my beagle stirred up a ground nest. It's probably the only time I've seen Cowboy scared, he understood what was happening to me, I did not, I thought I was out of breath because I had just run across a field, but I was going into anaphylactic shock and my airways were swelling shut.

We need bees, please don't be so quick to kill them.

[Duchess]

 Those plants are so green and happy they look like they're singing.

I love that description.

[Duchess]

Has anyone seen the invisible danger prank on Tik Tok? OMG. 


I want all my sweeties to laugh, so here ya go.

[MirahM]

OMG! Those people are going to regret that tho!   Payback will be a bitch!

[MirahM]

I read that bumble bees are basically a flying fat panda who will let you pet it. They don't sting unless provoked.

The opposite of that is a goddamn yellow jacket, they want your food and will fight you for it. They can sting multiple times. They are the little bastards that swarmed me after my beagle stirred up a ground nest. It's probably the only time I've seen Cowboy scared, he understood what was happening to me, I did not, I thought I was out of breath because I had just run across a field, but I was going into anaphylactic shock and my airways were swelling shut.

We need bees, please don't be so quick to kill them.

When did that happen???

I pet bees!

[Duchess]

It was awhile ago. I'm supposed to carry an Epi Pen now.

[sally]

Bumble bees and Mason bees are cute, yellow jackets and wasps not so much. I had a nest of wasps right under the breaker box and of course the breaker in the kitchen went off. I went out there like a tough guy to turn it back on and they stung the fuck out of me before I even made it to the box.

[Duchess]

 I went out there like a tough guy to turn it back on and they stung the fuck out of me before I even made it to the box.

Don't do that again or you could risk going into shock too.

[BigMark]

Shock puppet.

[sally]

I'm pretty sure I'm not allergic as far as anaphylaxic shock goes because those fuckers got me good. My husband was like "so, did you get the breaker back on?" No, they sting a little more than I thought they would.

[Duchess]

[Duchess]

I've seen a lot of really freaky things online and rothschild's new av is in the top 20 or so.

[Duchess]

Check out the size of this snapper. He's been nicknamed Chonkosaurus.  

[rothschild]

Check out the size of this snapper. He's been nicknamed Chonkosaurus.  

Looks like a crabby muthafucka.

[Clang McFly]

Check out the size of this snapper. He's been nicknamed Chonkosaurus.  

If reincarnation is real, I want to come back as a fat fuck turtle.

[MirahM]

Its so cute! I love it as Clang's new avatar. I just went back and added the " ' " by the way! And I didn't say "BTW" either!

[Clang McFly]

Its so cute! I love it as Clang's new avatar. I just went back and added the " ' " by the way! And I didn't say "BTW" either!