THE 2023 THREAD NO ONE WANTED TO MAKE

[Duchess]

Sally, have you seen the invisible danger pranks on youtube? So SO funny.

[sally]

No I have not, But I’ll look it up.

[sally]

There have been multiple monkey sightings here. They’re the rhesus monkeys that were brought over from Asia to film the Tarzan movie. They escaped and adapted to life here, but it’s rare to spot one. All of the development here has drove them out of their homes.

[Duchess]

 All of the development here has drove them out of their homes.

That has happened here, not with monkeys, but with wildlife like deer, fox, coyote and people that have moved here and who are part of the problem do nothing but bitch about it. They have not been made to feel welcome.

[Duchess]

I don't like it when wild animals are killed because of their interactions with humans and it's determined the animals are in defensive mode and that's why they are aggressive. Furthermore, those that kill the wild animals say the animals are being euthanized. Are you fuckin' kidding me. Don't feed the wild animals, you fuckers!

[Duchess]

So there's this escaped murderer up in Philly. They are calling him extremely dangerous, he's all of 5 ft. tall and 120 lbs. He's in prison for life for killing his girlfriend in the heat of the moment. I think this is the 9^th day and the cops just cannot catch this guy. It's turned into a joke. He is seen on security cameras on a near daily basis and each time he's seen he has got something new--a backpack, better clothes, etc. The cops set up a perimeter and he gets through it. At this point they look like the keystone cops, it is hilarious. I'm not exactly rootin' for an escaped killer, that would be wrong, but I'm not too far from it. I find it so hard to believe that these are "professionals" trying to catch him. I don't know if me and my friends could do a better job, but I do know we couldn't do any worse.

[Clang McFly]

So there's this escaped murderer up in Philly. They are calling him extremely dangerous, he's all of 5 ft. tall and 120 lbs. He's in prison for life for killing his girlfriend in the heat of the moment. I think this is the 9^th day and the cops just cannot catch this guy. It's turned into a joke. He is seen on security cameras on a near daily basis and each time he's seen he has got something new--a backpack, better clothes, etc. The cops set up a perimeter and he gets through it. At this point they look like the keystone cops, it is hilarious. I'm not exactly rootin' for an escaped killer, that would be wrong, but I'm not too far from it. I find it so hard to believe that these are "professionals" trying to catch him. I don't know if me and my friends could do a better job, but I do know we couldn't do any worse.

[Duchess]

  Right.

I'll hear that in my head whenever there is an update on the news. It passed the point of ridiculous a week ago.

[rothschild]

Put a high enough bounty on his head and he'll be caught.

[Duchess]

I think he has pissed them off so badly at this point that the moment he is in their sights he is a dead man, they won't even try to take him alive.

[sally]

He allegedly broke into someone’s house while on the run and stole a baseball cap and some fruit lol.

[sally]

It reminds me of the cops from Reno 911.

[Duchess]

He allegedly broke into someone’s house while on the run and stole a baseball cap and some fruit lol.

I haven't confirmed this, but someone told me that the homeowner was in one of the homes he broke into and that he, the homeowner, turned the lights on & off to let the prisoner know someone was in there and in return the prisoner turned the lights on & off to let the homeowner know he got the message.   I really should confirm that.

[rothschild]

I'm rooting for the escapee. Wonder what the betting line is.

[BigMark]

I hope clang treats him like a chicken.

[Duchess]

I'm rooting for the escapee. Wonder what the betting line is.

He's still on the loose this morning after 2 confirmed sightings yesterday. He is alluding hundreds of LEO's including tactical teams in full combat gear    tracking dogs, cops on horseback and in aircraft. The prisoner isn't from around there so it's not like he's familiar with the area.

[Clang McFly]

I hope clang treats him like a chicken.

[sally]

I'm rooting for the escapee. Wonder what the betting line is.

He's still on the loose this morning after 2 confirmed sightings yesterday. He is alluding hundreds of LEO's including tactical teams in full combat gear    tracking dogs, cops on horseback and in aircraft. The prisoner isn't from around there so it's not like he's familiar with the area.

And despite 400 hundred LEO’s looking for him he was still able to shave, find new clothes and steal a truck.

[Duchess]

 he was still able to shave, find new clothes and steal a truck.

I just saw that! Ahahahahaha!

I hope no one gets hurt or I'm going to feel awful for laughing about this fiasco.

[sally]

He’s like Houdini. I’m all into this now, it’s like a TV show waiting to see what happens next.