Happy Lunar New Year!

[BigMark]

72 and vaccinated, coincidence i think not, exclamation point

[BlueTiki]

72 and vaccinated, coincidence i think not, exclamation point

And the description was for an Asian male in his 30-50s!

I'm going to reconsider adding MSG back into my diet!

His name:  Huu Can Tran.  Sounds like a question that might be asked of grade-schoolers, these days.

"Who can tran?  C'mon . . . raise your hands!  I SAID RAISE YOUR GODDAMMED HANDS . . . but don't tell mummy and daddy!"

[BigMark]

assault rifle is the new chopstick.

[MirahM]

Why, you like warming them up yourself?

I like the ice melting

[MirahM]

assault rifle is the new chopstick.

Just another Monday morning. No one is exempt.

[BigMark]

[Duchess]

I cannot even imagine. I would hope I would be so brave, but I find that doubtful. Chances are I would be paralyzed with fear.

[MirahM]

Like srsly, my mom has a tiny bat by the door, which the first time I saw it seemed and looked totally normal but then one day I really tried to imagine a situation where she was going to have to use this tiny bat to beat the shit out of someone and in my imagination it did not look good. Like, really. But I'm glad she has it. I hope she knows how to kick the crap out of someone-the worst place for them to be would be her sewing room, that is all she would have to do is to stab someone w/ some sharp sewing shears.

[MirahM]

Also, I fucking hate reporters and these kind of questioning scenarios, the guy is trying to talk, he gets interupted, ugh, so awkward.

[BigMark]

no shit he was doing just fine.

[rothschild]

Like srsly, my mom has a tiny bat by the door...

That would be good for a mouse.

Your cheese or your life....WHAP.

[BlueTiki]

Happy Groundhog Day!

One of many American traditions, much like our State of the Union Address and Black History Month.  

We rally around a notoriously unreliable mammal, with no basis in reality, prognosticating future events.  

Today  . . . we’re using a Groundhog.

[Clang McFly]

Happy Groundhog Day!

One of many American traditions, much like our State of the Union Address and Black History Month.  

We rally around a notoriously unreliable mammal, with no basis in reality, prognosticating future events.  

Today  . . . we’re using a Groundhog.

Little fucker predicted 6 more weeks of winter. I'm suddenly hungry for some ground groundhog.

[Duchess]

It's such a fucked up tradition. I don't think I've ever liked it. Screw the people, I care about the groundhog. Mayor De Blasio killed a groundhog one year.