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03-04-2023, 05:08 PM
When eating out have you ever had someone help themselves to a piece of food off your plate just so they could try it?
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03-04-2023, 06:12 PM
Never without asking or me first extending an invitation to "help yourself."

Not even kids have done that when they've been with me.

I'd definitely have a problem with that, and my mouth  . . . or an eating implement  . . . would provide a swift cure for such behavior.
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03-04-2023, 06:53 PM
Yeah, with my my kids and husband. We usually all get something different at a restaurant and everyone tries it. I don't do it with anyone else though, that's gross. I ordered a clam chowder the other day which was really good and my daughter stole it from me. Could I have my fucking soup back please.
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03-04-2023, 07:02 PM
Also when the soup comes I have to grab it before my husband gets it or his stupid beard will be in it which makes me not want to try it anymore.
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03-04-2023, 08:27 PM
some jackass with a maga beard does food challenges who would watch that.
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03-04-2023, 09:02 PM
My husband has dandruff too and when he scratches his beard it's like a salt shaker. I have a very low tolerance for that stupid bullshit.
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03-04-2023, 09:13 PM
(03-04-2023, 09:02 PM)sally Wrote: My husband has dandruff too and when he scratches his beard it's like a salt shaker. I have a very low tolerance for that stupid bullshit.

I will NEVER be able to use a salt shaker without think of what you posted.

Fuck me running . . . why in the name of God did I read that?
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03-04-2023, 09:43 PM
dandruff, dried egg yolks and sally's vaginal secretion's.
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03-04-2023, 10:15 PM
(03-04-2023, 09:43 PM)BigMark Wrote: dandruff, dried egg yolks and sally's vaginal secretion's.

Add some dried up grits and dog hair and you got one hell of a sexy beard.
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03-05-2023, 02:52 AM
(03-04-2023, 08:27 PM)BigMark Wrote: some jackass with a maga beard does food challenges who would watch that.

Me, possibly. 

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03-05-2023, 05:57 AM
(03-04-2023, 09:13 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: I will NEVER be able to use a salt shaker without think of what you posted.

Maggot used to talk about parmesan cheese and the contents of the Ped Egg.
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03-05-2023, 12:40 PM
Just . . . STOP . . Please!
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03-05-2023, 01:09 PM
I know! It's horrible! It's fuckin' revolting! I just couldn't let the moment pass. Well, of course I could have, I have self control. 
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03-05-2023, 01:34 PM
(03-04-2023, 10:15 PM)sally Wrote:
(03-04-2023, 09:43 PM)BigMark Wrote: dandruff, dried egg yolks and sally's vaginal secretion's.

Add some dried up grits and dog hair and you got one hell of a sexy beard.

Pffft.....all you need for a sexy beard is your own man batter.
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03-05-2023, 02:37 PM
It's absolutely disgusting. We got into fight about it once when he grabbed the soup and started eating it like a vulture then asks me if I want to try it. Not now, you fucking asshole. Then he asks what the hell is my problem. Do you realize you just dunked your beard in the soup, idiot.
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03-05-2023, 02:42 PM
Get rid of that filthy thing, Clang. God knows where it's been.
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03-05-2023, 03:37 PM
I can't eat or drink after anyone, even anyone I would kiss. I am revolted by it. Uuuggghh. I would never share a toothbrush either. Makes me want to heave just thinking of it.
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#18
03-05-2023, 04:03 PM
That's how I caught covid. I made my famous chicken salad for dinner and my son came home from work and told me it tastes like shit. Not thinking I took the fork he ate off of and took a bite and told him he's crazy, it's the way I always make it. Then he told me it doesn't taste like anything and that's when I knew he had covid and now I do too goddamnit.
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03-05-2023, 04:23 PM
(03-05-2023, 04:03 PM)sally Wrote:  my famous chicken salad for dinner 

Can you elaborate on that? What kind of chicken do you use? By that I mean is it a whole chicken or chicken breasts? What do you add to it? How do you make it a meal?
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03-05-2023, 04:27 PM
we bought a chicken here and the wings were gigantic, the whole thing was big.
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