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03-06-2023, 08:20 PM
Researchers at Stanford Medical are exploring the ethical & legal considerations of a smart toilet. It would be fitted with technology to interpret the data that's dripped, dumped or otherwise flushed, in order to glean insights into your health. Would you have one in your home?
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03-06-2023, 10:30 PM
Yes.

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03-06-2023, 11:15 PM
Yeah that's all you need. Every month they'll be emailing you that they detected something that could indicate a million possible illnesses, but that's not necessarily the case so follow up with your doctor.
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03-06-2023, 11:23 PM
srsly!

Ha Ha, sorry SAlly. I mean

Seriously!

I both like it and don't like it. I would think the tendency for some would be "Well, they haven't emailed me saying anything is wrong, so I must be healthy"

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03-07-2023, 06:25 AM
Haven't they got cancer to cure? I mean, that is the most ridiculous thing since Clang asserted his toxic masculinity.
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03-07-2023, 08:11 AM
(03-07-2023, 06:25 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Haven't they got cancer to cure? I mean, that is the most ridiculous thing since Clang asserted his toxic masculinity.

It's only slightly toxic. I like being an asshole bad boy but without the beating women. I'm still a fat fuck sissy simp wimp people pleasing crossdressing weirdo at heart.
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03-07-2023, 11:13 AM
They already test at the sewage treatment plant.
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03-10-2023, 10:28 AM
You should buy one,
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03-10-2023, 12:09 PM
eye stooped jewsing toy payper.
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03-20-2023, 05:54 AM
There is no such thing as slightly toxic Numpty Clang.
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