CRABBY MUTHAFUCKA

[Duchess]

Have you ever felt pissy and didn't know why because nothing had happened to make you feel that way?

[MirahM]

Yeup

[Clang McFly]

Have you ever felt pissy and didn't know why because nothing had happened to make you feel that way?

Nope. I always know why I'm pissy. Fucking Assholes, Dicks, Cunts, Bitches and Hoes.

[BigMark]

Go ride the cotton pony somewhere else.

[Duchess]

That pony left the barn quite some time ago.

[Clang McFly]

Go ride the cotton pony somewhere else.

I once rode the cotton candy pony. He was delicious.

[BigMark]

This is real shit...


https://www.astrologyhoroscopereadings.c...endar.html

[BlueTiki]

That pony left the barn quite some time ago.

Well, then . . . no reason to keep the barn door closed.  Is there? 

[Duchess]

None!

[sally]

Yeah, I called a bird a fucking idiot the other day. He or she really didn't deserve that. It was squaking up a damn storm though.

[BlueTiki]

So . . . to get out of crabby moods or to celebrate Fridays, didn't Duchess dance the Carlton . . . back in the day?

I say, forget the Carlton.  Get movin' and groovin' like the folks in the video.

You can dance . . . if you want to.

[Duchess]

 didn't Duchess dance the Carlton . . . back in the day?

I did!   So fun! It got even more fun (I wanted to say funner so bad) when it began making people feel snarky. The snarkier they got, the more I wanted to do it. Good times!

I haven't done it since Ramsey has been gone. She's a bigshot now and doesn't have time for us. I miss you, Ramsey, you were fun.

[Carsman]

 didn't Duchess dance the Carlton . . . back in the day?

I did!   So fun! It got even more fun (I wanted to say funner so bad) when it began making people feel snarky. The snarkier they got, the more I wanted to do it. Good times!

I haven't done it since Ramsey has been gone. She's a bigshot now and doesn't have time for us. I miss you, Ramsey, you were fun.

Wasn’t she into maggs, or was he into her?
Now that he’s not here any longer,
 no incentive to Mock it for her.

[MirahM]

I'm grumpy today, but at least I can say it is my own doing AND NOT BLAME ANYONE ELSE FOR IT!

[BlueTiki]

I'm grumpy today, but at least I can say it is my own doing AND NOT BLAME ANYONE ELSE FOR IT!

Did the success of your baking experiment uplift your mood?

[MirahM]

I think my mood was a little better. I was under a deadline for something and I took care of it late last night. I binge watched a show.
Externally the weather is overcast and rainy, internally a weekly meeting I usually have with my peeps isn't able to happen right now because of my shitty wifi connection, I never realize how much it grounds me until I go a few weeks w/out it.
Externally I am trying to learn a new job and don't quite have a handle on it yet. (I mean it is only week 6) I also was told I would have a relocation package available to me and now I am finding out it is a lot smaller than I originally was led to believe. I came up here on good faith that this would be provided, so now I am rethinking my strategy.

[Duchess]

 I also was told I would have a relocation package available to me and now I am finding out it is a lot smaller than I originally was led to believe. I came up here on good faith that this would be provided

Sonofabitch!  

[MirahM]

Yeah, I was ready to pack up. I'm going to stay for as long as I can make it work and that I feel it is good mentally. On some levels I feel like it is a constant fight. It is ridiculous.

[Duchess]

You always have such a great attitude about stuff.

I once read that the happiest people are those who can easily adjust and that's how I try to live my life, but sometimes it's hard.

[MirahM]

I am pretty flexible.

Want to watch me bend?!