Why only "In the news?

[Clang McFly]

Let me start by calling for the Duchesses head, no not like that, i want the Duchess fired.  What is the SCPA?, bring it on.  At last Clanger, emotion, assertiveness, creation, movement.  Its been like getting a spade under the Sphinx, but ive moved it.

The only reason you wont invite me over is because id beat you at Duke Nukem, and NFL, even if i was  playing as Minnesota, or the browns.  If fact, in the game of life, i win, you lose, the chances of you inventing cold fusion isnt high.    Life, in all its glory has passed you by.  Blue your insults are  creative, and like before, hide a secret passion.    Few if any get in your face and stay there.

If i were in the room your eyes would be on me, and in response, i would lick my lips, like a reptile imbibing an insect, and inspecting your uphostery, your booty, visualising what i would do to it.

And then whisper in your ear, " come upstairs, you will become a lake".

Phew....getting back to the Duchess, this is my jusrtification for her firing.  Firstly ...oh, whatever i say i know will hurt, my conscience is kicking in.  In England we call this banter, and it should be taken as such.

1, The Duchess cant be bothered, a word is enough, its not like reading Solzenitzyn, cant spell that.
2, She needs to become more extrovert, doing that she will bloom.  Why not express the inner Duchess?
3  If there is one.
4She hasnt fallen into my arms.
5 Still waters run deep, in the Duchesses case it is stretching it to run too six inches.
6 In Clangers case its 1 inch, if he can get it too stand up.
7 The affair with Blue is forbidden, unless im the meat in the sandwich.
8 The Duchees  will not respond to adulation, shes frozen up.
9  She has let this site fall into disrepair, and im attempting to fix it, despite her negativity.
10  I havent seen her picture, her knickers yes, if thats her, i think it isnt, she has said she has a massive hairy rump.
11  Im still on one star.

Thankyou very much.

12 Duchess is passive aggressive, her statements can be taken two, three four ways.  Its therapuetic for her to let rip in my direction.........She wont.        YOUR FIRED.

[BigMark]

Sham pain.

[MirahM]

 He says he will call the police on me for returning his stuff to him.

  I want to see that happen so bad!

OMG
Just catching up
Fucking hilarious
and
a little sad
wtf

[BigMark]

My brother pulled that shit, haven't talked to him since.

[MirahM]

Why are family such assholes?

[Clang McFly]

Why are family such assholes?

Because they know I'm a bit of a pushover and take advantage of my kindness. 

Ed can be good when he wants to be. If not for him inviting me to hang out with him and his friends from college years ago, I might still be a loner, several hundred pounds heavier, shitty job and addicted to the Internet.

[Duchess]

 let rip in my direction.........

Don't you think that would require some emotion?

[Piglet]

I do take that as an insult, and its as good as it gets in terms of letting rip. Being insignificant is the worst of all insults, which isnt the case as you have replied. If we were a couple, no dont get your hopes up, and we went to a party, id be off having a good time, while you would be sat in a corner, like a mouse.

Underneath your blank non engagement lurks a beast, hungry, craving attention, possessing potential, but afraid, afraid of the nuclear bombs in your hands, and the bomb will be called the duchess. Not in this life ducky, maybe next time you will throw off your hand brake that is always on.

You are a mouse in a world of meat eating dinos, and despite your inability to mix it with the big boys id still eat you. As a snack, moving onto Brenda who isnt afraid, who has teeth as big as mine.

You need a John Wayne, someone who will make it clear, to the point, fatherly ,in control, safe. When someone comes firing six shooters into your life, aimed at you, you will need someone like me to tap him on the shoulder and ask him to turn around. And like Wayne gun him down.

Your welcome.

[Piglet]

Clango, im looking at your new portfolio, whats wrong with dressing up as a Gestapo officer? Or a B52 pilot?

[Duchess]

I do take that as an insult

I wasn't trying to insult you, Piggy.

[Clang McFly]

Clango, im looking at your new portfolio, whats wrong with dressing up as a Gestapo officer?  Or a B52 pilot?

What's wrong with dressing up as Pam from The Office? Or one of the ladies from the band The B-52?

[Piglet]

I was thinking of something masculine, and to be honest, i admit defeat. Appearing as a ballerina would be good, you havent the legs for it, though. Or a nun? How about a Los Angeles hooker, platinum long blonde hair, deep red rouged lips, mini skirt, black tights with a tear in, plunging blouse exposing cleavage, and an accent to strip paint.

Playing games again Duchess, you can call me dad from now on.

[Clang McFly]

I was thinking of something masculine, and to be honest, i admit defeat.  Appearing as a ballerina would be good, you havent the legs for it, though.  Or a nun?  How about a Los Angeles hooker, platinum long blonde hair, deep red rouged lips, mini skirt, black tights with a tear in, plunging blouse exposing cleavage, and an accent to strip paint.

Playing games again Duchess, you can call me dad from now on.

I'm almost 50. Too old to dress as a hooker. Almost too old to dress as a woman.

[rothschild]

Peter Pan?

[Clang McFly]

Peter Pan?

Makes a damn good Peanut Butter.

[BlueTiki]

Peter Pan?

Surfboard shaper for BIC surfboards.

Have an 8' 4'' of his.

Magnum Tri Fin.

[BigMark]

Peter Pan?

Surfboard shaper for BIC surfboards.

Has an 8.4'' of his.

Magnum Tres Fun.

Oh my.