You as a Teen.

[BigMark]

He will always be a boy trapped in a man's body.

[Clang McFly]

How crazy is it to think that pills and cosmetic surgery changes your sex?

Not as crazy as thinking free online sex change spells and feminization hypnosis might actually work.

[Clang McFly]

He will always be a boy trapped in a man's body.

And a little girl. 

And an invite to Epstein Island. I think he misunderstood when I said I had a little boy and girl trapped in my body.

[Piglet]

I can imagine you Duchess waltzing into a night club dressed as above, and the teen, petite feminine girls creaming their knickers, desperate to catch your eye. Scanning the room you pick out an Elizabeth Tayor look alike, grab her blouse then drag her out, as she orgasms, as she spots your moustache. Even young women get a growth, enhanced by mascara. Not that your young anymore, im sure to could get a tache id be proud of.

As for Changi, there is a clinical name for you exposing your tits publically, its called reflectoporn, its in the DSM, under exhibitionism.

Do you realise that doing that, you are getting off on it, and trying to attract men? At some level, there is no doubt in my mind you are gay. Why deny it?, theres nothing wrong with it. It might be more complex than that, if you know what i mean, in regards to age.

Why has no one described their teen years?, i was a flower power geezer. You almost had a dig Sally, why hold back?, fatso, i dont know if your fat, my intuition says yes. Following your denial of being a balloon can you prove it by posting a picture. Thankyou. Im sure that after tea, if there was a field full of cows before, it would be empty after, all turned into burgers by Duchess, swearing she will go on a diet, the next day too.

Im sure any resultant farts would last 90 seconds, with backwash.

[Duchess]

I'd turn you into a burger before I would a precious cow, Piggy.

[BigMark]

That phat posse would lasso his balls and make him cry.

[Clang McFly]

I can imagine you Duchess waltzing into a night club dressed as above, and the teen, petite feminine girls creaming their knickers, desperate to catch your eye.    Scanning the room you pick out an Elizabeth Tayor look alike,  grab her blouse then drag her out, as she orgasms, as she spots your moustache.  Even young women get a growth, enhanced by mascara.  Not that your young anymore, im sure to could get a tache id be proud of.

As for Changi, there is a clinical name for you exposing your tits publically, its called reflectoporn, its in the DSM, under exhibitionism.

Do you realise that doing that, you are getting off on it, and trying to attract men?  At some level, there is no doubt in my mind you are gay.  Why deny it?, theres nothing wrong with it. It might be more complex than that, if you know what i mean, in regards to age.

Why has no one described their teen years?, i was a flower power geezer.  You almost had a dig Sally, why hold back?, fatso, i dont know if your fat, my intuition says yes.  Following your denial of being a balloon can you prove it by posting a picture.  Thankyou.    Im sure that after tea, if there was a field full of cows before, it would be empty after, all turned into burgers by Duchess,  swearing she will go on a diet, the next day too.

Im sure any resultant farts would last 90 seconds, with backwash.

Sorry still not gay. I flash my moobs for attention and shits and giggles, not to attract men.

[sally]

I could work out for about three months and lose about 10 pounds and I'd be in pretty good shape. I'm not fat, just a flabby alcoholic. I was chubby as a kid and then when I turned 13 I thinned out and then starved myself and looked anorexic. All the girls starved themselves or were bulimic back then, we all wanted to be a size zero. I have a picture in the members only section, but I guess they don't let you in there because you be playing too much.

[Duchess]

Why not? Milky venom surprise in your furry gopher hole.

I don't know what to say!

[BigMark]

That fat cocoa is furry?

[Duchess]

That fat cocoa is furry!

[rothschild]

Why not? Milky venom surprise in your furry gopher hole.

I don't know what to say!

Go for it.

[Clang McFly]

Why not? Milky venom surprise in your furry gopher hole.

I don't know what to say!

Me neither. I thought I'd get brushed off or ignored. I'm not as smooth and confident as Mark. And when I try to be I come off as silly or creepy.

[Duchess]

I'm not as smooth and confident as Mark. And when I try to be I come off as silly or creepy.

I want to slap you.  

Stop disparaging yourself.

You need some daily affirmations--every morning when starting to shave, look yourself right in the eye and say, I'm the cat's ass and smile at yourself.

I do that, only as I look myself in the eye I say, I'm Batman, and I flex. 

[Clang McFly]

I want to slap you.  

Stop disparaging yourself.

You need some daily affirmations--every morning when starting to shave, look yourself right in the eye and say, I'm the cat's ass and smile at yourself.

I do that, only as I look myself in the eye I say, I'm Batman, and I flex. 

Sorry. Feeling a bit low. Had a doctor's appointment this morning. Gained 8 pounds in like 2.5 weeks. Have acid reflux. I'm sleeping better but they still want me to do this sleep study. They still want me to reschedule my colonoscopy. Ugh. My eyes have been feeling tired lately and vision seems fucked when I stare at my computer screen...overdue by 4 years for an eye exam and new glasses.

But yeah you're right. I'm Superman, I'm alive and breathing, I have friends who think I'm weird and funny, and I have a lot of weed.

[Duchess]

I'm Superman, I'm alive and breathing, I have friends who think I'm weird and funny, and I have a lot of weed.

*fist pump* Yeah, baybay! That's how it's done.

[rothschild]

Mark's a smooth operator. a gangster of hot, buttery monkey love.

[Piglet]

Crisis theory says that people only change in extremis, that means that chang will only modify his habits when he gets a diagnosis that will frighten him. Like throat cancer, colon nasties, eye horrors, psychosis through weed etc.

At this point id like to point out that im older, it was about 62 63 that i noticed my flexibility was waning energy was less, if i sat for too long getting up wasnt easy. My knees hurt through too much football, my eyes need stronger glasses, reading ones.

That whatever ails you now will multiply your suffering turning 60. I reckon youve got about ten years chang before the shit really hits the fan. I presume you take no exercise, im naturally fit, and jog everyday.

Unless you start taking care of yourself now you will die soon after 60, this applies to everyone who reads this, as im sure most of you are not spring chickens.

My guess is that all of you will ignore this, because it doesnt hurt now, but it will. And whatever hurts and doesnt go away when your 60 will be of great regret that you didnt do this that and the other when you were younger.

And it will be too late. Depression will kick in, fuelling your problems, and how you think and feel will delay and avert death, or it will kill you in months.

Sermon over. See...im a good guy after all.

[Clang McFly]

Crisis theory says that  people only change in extremis, that means that chang will only modify his habits when he gets a diagnosis that  will frighten him.  Like throat cancer, colon nasties, eye horrors, psychosis through weed etc.

At this point id like to point out that im older, it was about 62 63 that  i noticed my flexibility was waning energy was less, if i sat for too long getting up wasnt easy.  My knees hurt through too much football, my eyes need stronger glasses, reading ones. 

That whatever ails you now will multiply your suffering turning 60.    I reckon youve got about ten years chang before the shit really hits the fan.  I presume you take no exercise, im naturally fit, and jog everyday.

Unless you start taking care of yourself now you will die soon after 60, this applies to everyone who reads this, as im sure most of you are not spring chickens.

My guess is that all of you will ignore this, because it doesnt hurt now, but it will.  And whatever hurts and doesnt go away when your 60 will be of great regret that you didnt do this that and the other when you were younger.

And it will be too late.  Depression will kick in, fuelling your problems, and how you think and feel will delay and avert death, or it will kill you in months.

Sermon over.  See...im a good guy after all.

I'll not change even if I'm dying. I've been told too many times to just suck it up(shut up Mark!). And that's what I'll do unto my dying breath like a good little soldier.

[Duchess]

Crisis theory says that  people only change in extremis, that means that chang will only modify his habits when he gets a diagnosis that  will frighten him.  Like throat cancer, colon nasties, eye horrors, psychosis through weed etc.

At this point id like to point out that im older, it was about 62 63 that  i noticed my flexibility was waning energy was less, if i sat for too long getting up wasnt easy.  My knees hurt through too much football, my eyes need stronger glasses, reading ones. 

That whatever ails you now will multiply your suffering turning 60.    I reckon youve got about ten years chang before the shit really hits the fan.  I presume you take no exercise, im naturally fit, and jog everyday.

Unless you start taking care of yourself now you will die soon after 60, this applies to everyone who reads this, as im sure most of you are not spring chickens.

My guess is that all of you will ignore this, because it doesnt hurt now, but it will.  And whatever hurts and doesnt go away when your 60 will be of great regret that you didnt do this that and the other when you were younger.

And it will be too late.  Depression will kick in, fuelling your problems, and how you think and feel will delay and avert death, or it will kill you in months.

Sermon over.  See...im a good guy after all.

You know nothing, Pig Snow.