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There is a picture of a british bull dyke, fatigues, chains in the nose, bovver boots, and those things that hold trousers up. And a t shirt with lick it bitch. Was that you as a teen Duch, a far cry from now, where you model barrage balloons, if you were asked.
I was a hippy type, hair past my ears, saying peace man. With flairs. Ive grown up, and im more likely to say make my day punk, and pull the trigger anyway.
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(05-24-2023, 05:59 AM)Piglet Wrote: There is a picture of a british bull dyke, fatigues, chains in the nose, bovver boots, and those things that hold trousers up. And a t shirt with lick it bitch. Was that you as a teen Duch, a far cry from now, where you model barrage balloons, if you were asked.
Oh my goodness! That is extremely accurate! It's...it's like you have a window into my life, Piggy!
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Piggy's grown up and pulls the trigger to start "provocative" threads, because that's how the upstart brit punk makes his day.
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(05-24-2023, 01:07 PM)rothschild Wrote: Piggy's grown up and pulls the trigger to start "provocative" threads, because that's how the upstart brit punk makes his day.
He's a regular Cunt Eastwick.
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I think those things that hold trousers up are called suspenders, Piglet. Either that or a fat pad. A fat pad is a plump stomach and genital region that keeps your trousers from falling down to your hips. Take your pick, but I think I'd rather the suspenders. I'm pretty sure Duchess has a fat pussy and rounded stomach at her age, probably not as a teen though. I picture her tall and lanky. On the other hand, you're old and I figure you got a fat pad that won't quit as well, no suspenders needed. I don't have one yet, but time will tell.
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Just making polite conversation.
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Ever see a trouser snake under a fat pad? Not a pretty sight.
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*shudder* I don't want to see a trouser snake hiding in fat. Nonono.
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That's why most older men are so gross, they have their penises peeking out under their fat bellies and they have actual tits. Then they have the nerve to judge women.
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(05-24-2023, 07:14 PM)sally Wrote: That's why most older men are so gross, they have their penises peeking out under their fat bellies and they have actual tits. Then they have the nerve to judge women.
I like my actual tits, they fill out my b cup bras nicely. Yeah my penis poking out from under my fat belly is gross, but I'm just grateful that I'm not even fatter and can see my penis.
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(05-24-2023, 07:04 PM)Duchess Wrote: *shudder* I don't want to see a trouser snake hiding in fat. Nonono.
Why not? Milky venom surprise in your furry gopher hole. 
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(05-24-2023, 02:24 PM)BigMark Wrote: Kumbaya my lord kumbaya!
I 2 nd that
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(05-24-2023, 10:03 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (05-24-2023, 07:14 PM)sally Wrote: That's why most older men are so gross, they have their penises peeking out under their fat bellies and they have actual tits. Then they have the nerve to judge women.
I like my actual tits, they fill out my b cup bras nicely. Yeah my penis poking out from under my fat belly is gross, but I'm just grateful that I'm not even fatter and can see my penis.
Just cut the bitch off and stitch it up, you want to be a woman so bad. Well cut that motherfucker off then.
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I am sick to death of all of these men wanting to be women. Cut your dicks off then. And you still won't be a woman, but at least you'll be a little closer
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(05-24-2023, 11:27 PM)sally Wrote: (05-24-2023, 10:03 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (05-24-2023, 07:14 PM)sally Wrote: That's why most older men are so gross, they have their penises peeking out under their fat bellies and they have actual tits. Then they have the nerve to judge women.
I like my actual tits, they fill out my b cup bras nicely. Yeah my penis poking out from under my fat belly is gross, but I'm just grateful that I'm not even fatter and can see my penis.
Just cut the bitch off and stitch it up, you want to be a woman so bad. Well cut that motherfucker off then.
I don't want that bad to hack it off myself. I'd prefer the sex change through medical or magical means.
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How crazy is it to think that pills and cosmetic surgery changes your sex?
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