Hi Hermit, welcome aboard

[Middle Finger]

Thanks for being the one to demonstrate just how low the bar here at Mock can go. Now I have to hear Liquid say all sorts of (true) shit about this. Now I have to hope your needy little roommate-jerking fingers get too busy to post here. You make newbie-tard look like a pretty exciting and zesty mother fucker, even though you are the internet equivalent of a sleeping pill. Make that a whole bottle of sleeping pills, you sleep-inducing bitch.

Not to get too personal, but you are the kind of guy born for soup chicken mating. You keep them going by producing boring, dopey, and useless spawn.

The only thing more boring, dopey, and useless than you and/or your future spawn will be George Bush's first interview after he leaves Office.

Thanks for being a Molson-drinking high-school dropout pussy that weighs less than my dog.

Thanks.

[The Afterbirth]

Thanks for being the one to demonstrate just how low the bar here at Mock can go. Now I have to hear Liquid say all sorts of (true) shit about this. Now I have to hope your needy little roommate-jerking fingers get too busy to post here. You make newbie-tard look like a pretty exciting and zesty mother fucker, even though you are the internet equivalent of a sleeping pill. Make that a whole bottle of sleeping pills, you sleep-inducing bitch.

Not to get too personal, but you are the kind of guy born for soup chicken mating. You keep them going by producing boring, dopey, and useless spawn.

The only thing more boring, dopey, and useless than you and/or your future spawn will be George Bush's first interview after he leaves Office.

Thanks for being a Molson-drinking high-school dropout pussy that weighs less than my dog.

Thanks.

I'm glad you at least acknowledge how low this sets the bar for future newbies and I can't wait to see Liquid's rant. I read his first new post and wanted to rip him a new asshole but Sin had to just let him in. He's bitching about all his hard work...10 posts is hard work these days? Fuck the newbie thread...it just proved itself worthless.

[Liquid]

I have no rant because it is pointless. The FrenchFryFag makes a SINGLE post that we FINALLY can try to "mock" (that is what this site is about, right???) and the thread gets closed by sinCUNTer faster then you can say "Supersize RamseyCUNT"

Now "Hermit The FUCK" (his new nickname) feels some sort of achievement for getting in, when he did absolutely shit to deserve it. I think Ambrose Bierce said it best (if you don't know who he is then Google him dimwit) when he said -

"ACHIEVEMENT. The death of endeavor and the birth of disgust"

But maybe Elvis Costello said it best and really captured how I feel about Hermit The FUCK becoming a member so easily:

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused

The end is near people. And I don't mean with the Inauguration in DC this week. I mean with people fearing sinCUNTer and MF.

[sally]

Well he's the size of a small Asian woman, but he's probally tougher than all you fuckers combined.

[The Antagonist]

Well he's the size of a small Asian woman, but he's probally tougher than all you fuckers combined.

You're either as retarded as the Hermit or you're the one who invited this malformed lump of alcoholic retardation.

You can't be so tough if you're constantly drinking and this shit openly brags about that.

Hi Hermitard!

[Cynical Ninja]

I am at a loss to see how this new hermit drop out managed to get by quality control so quickly?, is he the son or relative of some biker tit or other? That might explain it, either that or he is the tragic result of a one night stand with newbietard.

I thought we had lowered the bar with the soup chickens, but the bar is so low now it looks more like a limbo contest.

[The Antagonist]

I am at a loss to see how this new hermit drop out managed to get by quality control so quickly?, is he the son or relative of some biker tit or other? That might explain it, either that or he is the tragic result of a one night stand with newbietard.

I thought we had lowered the bar with the soup chickens, but the bar is so low now it looks more like a limbo contest.

Things are getting weird around here, aren't they OP?

[Cynical Ninja]

I am at a loss to see how this new hermit drop out managed to get by quality control so quickly?, is he the son or relative of some biker tit or other? That might explain it, either that or he is the tragic result of a one night stand with newbietard.

I thought we had lowered the bar with the soup chickens, but the bar is so low now it looks more like a limbo contest.

Things are getting weird around here, aren't they OP?

Tell me about it, I thought there used to be a general consensus of intellect between members here, (Newbietard being the exception), but now?, things are becoming rather "through the looking glass".
Maybe MF and Sinister are on some kind of retard based commission?

[Liquid]

Maybe it is time they were replaced

[The Antagonist]

Nah, leave 'em. Before the 'tards all joined up we were all cannibalizing each other. Now at least we can keep our feet and hands. ::lmao::

[Middle Finger]

I vote for raising the standards a bit, these boring fucks need at least a good beating before being let in.

[The Antagonist]

Well, we'll see if he even comes back. Most play for one day and fly out like their ass was on fire.

This one needs to put a few down his gullet before he has the balls to think he's up to the task firs as well.

[newbiecollector]

Tell me about it, I thought there used to be a general consensus of intellect between members here, (Newbietard being the exception), but now?, things are becoming rather "through the looking glass".

Poofyyyyyyyyyyy, good to see you boy. Have you finished cleaning the bathroom for the 12^th time today and came on to show your hang ups and igonorance?

[Cynical Ninja]

Nah, leave 'em. Before the 'tards all joined up we were all cannibalizing each other. Now at least we can keep our feet and hands. ::lmao::

At least cannibalizing each other was interesting and could be a challenge, this fresh meat doesn't look like it will pose much of a challenge, I am afraid of wasting witticisms that they will just not comprehend or appreciate.

[SyberBitch]

I have to guess that McNugget was let in simply because Sin thought he was SO ridiculously inept, that it would be amusing to watch him roast on the spit for a while.

His 'bitch name' obviously comes from his day job at McDonalds where he fumes all day at being every customer's bitch, then hopes to relieve his tensions with the internet and a greasy sock.

When his roommate will let him USE the internet.

[Liquid]

He is not even posting . Fuck him. He DID NOT participate in his newbie thread, and only 1 of his posts was barely worth mentioning, and we could not even respond to it (and see how he replied) before the thread was closed.

Bottom line is this guy got in without proving OR SHOWING us anything. He sucked in the newbie thread and did not participate then, and he is not participating now. He will be an even worse member. Hermit the FUCK.

[The Hermit]

Fuck you, loose-lipped bitches. Since I got in I've been making my way through the dark, dusty hallways of this dismal attempt at a forum.

Too many different damn rooms for the same fucking gangbang to move around in. A bunch of 'em seem to have been abandoned for long enough now that you wouldn't need any furniture, as the mattress of dust would suffice. Then there's the rooms where there's no furniture left cuz it's been beaten to pieces from all the furious masturbating and ass-fucking.

Suck it up, cocksuckers. I work at Mickey Dee's for minimum wage, running a fucking till for four to six hours a day, depending on my shift. The odd day when someone calls in sick I get kicked back to the grills, or occasionally the deep fryer. Thankfully that doesn't happen very often, as it's not quite so hot up at the counter.

Oh yeah, and I don't have a driver's license. For the last nine years I've been driving only on the rare occasion that a friend or family member will let me drive their car when we're going to the same place. I'm fucking scared of ice, though. I even walk on it as little as possible. I might fall and break my neck!

Why the fuck would anyone drink anything with any fucking alcohol content??? It's dangerous! So many people are killed by drunk drivers! Alcohol should be outlawed again!

Fucking drugs are the shit, dude. But cuz I only work at Mickey's, I can never afford to buy my own, so I get what I can from friends. Weed got old a while ago. Cocaine's where it's at for now, with the occasional few hits of E. Now and then I don't mind some of that motherfuckin' meth shit, either. That really fucks with your mind, dude!

You know, while I'm at it, I might as well mention that I don't just have one "flatmate", I've got five of 'em. Kinda sucks, cuz the place we've got is only a one bedroom apartment. I end up getting the floor most of the time. But oh well, at least it's not a cardboard box in an alley.

At least I have my own computer. Can't remember where I snatched it from. Woke up one morning, and there was this laptop sitting on the floor next to me, with my name scribbled on it in permanent marker, in writing somewhat recognizable as my own. Coulda found something better, I'm sure, but it works.

Anyways, tomorrow my shift doesn't start until four in the afternoon. So I'm just gonna get all fucked up tonight on whatever anyone happens to show up with, and hope I wake up before I have to be at work.

That's my plan, bitches! And I'm still better than all of you.

[Middle Finger]

[Sinister]

::

I'm claiming temporary insanity again for letting this useless bag of vomit through the door.

[ramseycat]

::

I'm claiming temporary insanity again for letting this useless bag of vomit through the door.

It's not too late to ban him.