To all the morons who drive in winter weather

[SyberBitch]

We only have icy roads for seven months out of the year. I'm almost surprised we haven't had ice in August yet.

You're surprised if your drunk ass remembers to put on pants for work in the morning.

::laugh::

[Lady Cop]

once a year we had to go out and do driver training. whenever the instructor saw me coming he hid behind a traffic cone. ::lmao::we had to do 125 in city traffic. while yelling at old fuckers on the thingy.

but it wasn't me, my partner was awful! i could drive!i would hide in the backseat.

125 in city traffic?!?! Jeeezus, that's nuts! Car chases should be banned, seriously. Way to much 'collateral damage' involved. That's what helicopters are for.

Cop question - do cops really care about those dumb stickers people put on their windows? Or do cops take a secret oath to always pretend they care, when they really don't, just so people will 'donate' to the police force?

The reason I ask, my (sort-of) ex has always been sort of a freak about insisting we should have one on our car... because he thinks if you have one, the police won't 'pick on you'. =p

i would step on the gas, vomit, and do it again.

but to answer your question, no, we don't give a rat's ass about those stickers.

[Momster]

20 years in florida...my new car just does not leave the driveway. i'll go out in the spring.

I look forward to when the weather gets bad.

Nice teddy bear, faggybottom.

[sally]

20 years in florida...my new car just does not leave the driveway. i'll go out in the spring.

I look forward to when the weather gets bad.

Nice teddy bear, faggybottom.

It looks like a pound puppy. What a fucking queer.

[The Hermit]

We only have icy roads for seven months out of the year. I'm almost surprised we haven't had ice in August yet.

You're surprised if your drunk ass remembers to put on pants for work in the morning.

Naw. Pants are the first thing I put on when I wake up. Then I go have a shower. After that I shave, then get dressed for work. Pour my coffee, and wait for my ride to show up. Carpooling is so much cheaper than driving yourself to work, you know. I wouldn't be able to pay for the four beer a night if I didn't carpool.

Wow. I think I actually said something true. I must be an alcoholic.

I don't like driving on ice while drunk though. Never been there, but I can imagine it would suck. Oh by the way, today we had a bad enough blizzard that visibility downtown was half a block when it was good. Visibility on the highway was about a hundred feet, when it was good. Temperature right now is -21 degrees Celcius, and windchill is -35. I'm guessing the wind must've dropped some, cuz earlier it was only -10, but windchill was -30.

[SyberBitch]

Naw. Pants are the first thing I put on when I wake up. Then I go have a shower.

....

Wow. I think I actually said something true. I must be an alcoholic.

Yeah, because showering with your pants on isn't something people usually do sober.

[The Hermit]

I assumed it was a given that I'd remove the fucking pants before actually hopping in the shower. Guess I shouldn't assume.

Then again, remembering to strip before showering is something I'm thinking you rarely do. I can just imagine you in the shower, thinking "what's wrong with this picture?", and then suddenly realize that you're fully dressed.

Shouldn't smoke that fatty before you shower, idiot.

[SyberBitch]

I assumed it was a given that I'd remove the fucking pants before actually hopping in the shower. Guess I shouldn't assume.

Why should we assume anything about you, you half-baked excuse for a middle school dropout, except that we can expect to continue getting more of the same inane drivel cluttering up the forum every time we see your lard-assed fat-cell driven wish fulfillment avatar?

Then again, remembering to strip before showering is something I'm thinking you rarely do. I can just imagine you in the shower, thinking "what's wrong with this picture?", and then suddenly realize that you're fully dressed.

::nuts::

Shouldn't smoke that fatty before you shower, idiot.

I haven't smoked anything in years, ass sniffer, aside from wastes of carbon like you.

[The Afterbirth]

I assumed it was a given that I'd remove the fucking pants before actually hopping in the shower.

So you put on your pants, walk to the bathroom, take them off and then get in the shower? What was the point of putting them on?

[The Antagonist]

I assumed it was a given that I'd remove the fucking pants before actually hopping in the shower.

So you put on your pants, walk to the bathroom, take them off and then get in the shower? What was the point of putting them on?

Because he's a wet brain.

[user=119]The Hermit[/user] wrote:

I don't like driving on ice while drunk though. Never been there, but I can imagine it would suck.

See? He can say with certainty that he does not like driving on ice while drunk, but then he claims to never have done it.

Those who drink to this level are called 'wet brains' because nothing they say makes any sense. They can't make rational decisions whether to put on pants to walk 7 feet to the shower only to take them off or realize they should just get up nekkid and walk there and wash first.

And Hermitard..... Canada isn't the only place that gets blizzards. Seriously, you do not have to describe the weather to us. We know it's fucking cold and snowy in January in Canada....... really we do. Another reason we choose not to live there. Why live in a place that is dormant most of the year?

[newbiecollector]

Another reason we choose not to live there. Why live in a place that is dormant most of the year?

Maybe he is the groung hog?

[SyberBitch]

Another reason we choose not to live there. Why live in a place that is dormant most of the year?

Maybe he is the groung hog?

Or a squirrel?

[Middle Finger]

Holy shit, Sally is young in that pic ...

[newbiecollector]

Another reason we choose not to live there. Why live in a place that is dormant most of the year?

Maybe he is the groung hog?

Or a squirrel?

Could be. There is some indication he likes nuts.

[The Antagonist]

No SyberBitch and Newbie.... the key word is DORMANT - those critters you mention are not. They actually show signs of life greater than a dormant tree or frozen pond.

[SyberBitch]

No SyberBitch and Newbie.... the key word is DORMANT - those critters you mention are not. They actually show signs of life greater than a dormant tree or frozen pond.

I just liked the squirrel pic. ::bigg::

[AnonyMoose]

I'm almost surprised we haven't had ice in August yet.

Give global cooling a few more years and you should be able to go back to ass raping wooly mammoths.