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#1
07-20-2023, 12:52 AM
My new neighbor is a witch
she has long hair
walks with a staff that has a glass globe on the top
she rides a really cute bike
anyone that tries to say hi to her she growls at

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07-20-2023, 01:52 AM
(07-20-2023, 12:52 AM)MirahM Wrote: My new neighbor is a witch
she has long hair
walks with a staff that has a glass globe on the top
she rides a really cute bike
anyone that tries to say hi to her she growls at

Auntie Em . . . Have you seen Toto?
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07-20-2023, 04:23 AM
She was conceived doggy style.
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07-20-2023, 06:29 AM
(07-20-2023, 12:52 AM)MirahM Wrote: My new neighbor is a witch
she has long hair
walks with a staff that has a glass globe on the top
she rides a really cute bike
anyone that tries to say hi to her she growls at

Does she weigh more than a duck?
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07-20-2023, 06:51 AM
(07-20-2023, 12:52 AM)MirahM Wrote:  a staff that has a glass globe on the top

I would like that!
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07-20-2023, 07:44 AM
(07-20-2023, 06:51 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-20-2023, 12:52 AM)MirahM Wrote:  a staff that has a glass globe on the top

I would like that!

Thats more sorceress than witch.
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07-20-2023, 07:45 AM
Sounds like a real bwitch.
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07-20-2023, 09:51 AM
(07-20-2023, 06:51 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-20-2023, 12:52 AM)MirahM Wrote:  a staff that has a glass globe on the top

I would like that!

It is really cool.

But you can't tell her that.

In fact don't make eyex comtact!

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07-20-2023, 09:53 AM
Okay, really strange thing......

People I know managed a storage facility and someone vacated or didnt pay and they had some cool beaded jewelry and now I have it. I think its hers! She has come to get her things!

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07-20-2023, 09:58 AM
Uh...I don't agree with that. The facility would have sent her more than one warning, she would have been given ample opportunity to pay her bill and have access to her belongings, but she either choose to ignore it or she didn't have the funds to settle up. That stuff is yours now. She has no right to it.
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07-20-2023, 10:00 AM
I have no idea whose it actually is. I've only worn it as costume, but I suddenly feel like I don't want it around lol

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07-20-2023, 10:05 AM
Clang McFly
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Does she weigh more than a duck?
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hah  

Nicely done! 

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