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[Duchess]

I only eat Hellmans. If I can't have Hellmans I don't want anything. I once inadvertently ate Miracle Whip and only good manners prevented me from spitting it out. What's your choice?

[sally]

Hellmans, miracle whip is disgusting. Black people in the south love Miracle Whip and many others swear by Duke’s. I don’t like either, Hellman’s it is for me.

[Clang McFly]

Hellmans, miracle whip is disgusting. Black people in the south love Miracle Whip and many others swear by Duke’s. I don’t like either, Hellman’s it is for me.

Hellman's. And yes Miracle Whip is disgusting. Worse than Crystal Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Lima beans, green beans, and beets.

[BlueTiki]

What's your choice?

Store bought in order:  Hellmans, Dukes and Kewpie . . . only if or when I'm not making my own. 

Miracle Whip is strictly white-trash Spade Spread.

[sally]

When my husband first came to this country he met a black kid in school who invited him to his house and made him a fried egg sandwich on cheap white bread with lettuce and miracle whip. I don’t know if it’s sentimental or what, but he still likes miracle whip on fried egg sandwiches. Barf.

[sally]

I like cold elbow macaroni salad mixed with tuna fish, chopped cooked shrimp, chopped onion, celery, green bell pepper, hard boiled eggs, frozen peas thawed but not cooked so they still snap, plain yellow mustard and lots of hellmans mayo. Sprinkle with Old Bay seasoning. It’s comfort food.

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