KISS MY TOUCHE AUSTRALIA

[Piglet]

England won today, making it 2-2, its really 3-2, as we needed four wickets to win with two days left.       And of course, we had two days of solid rain.    Aussies have their uses as serfs, servants, cannon fodder, and...thats about it really.

Watch an Australian being interviewed and its makes a yob from Tottenham look like a Duke.

[Duchess]

 Aussies have their uses as serfs, servants, cannon fodder, and...thats about it really.

  Take that back right now! I love an Aussie.

[BigMark]

I like how she does her drive bys.

[Piglet]

Being serfs, inferiors like the aussies, it is worth looking at yourselves like a parent manages children, that if a child wants something but it is bad, the parent says no.

And in that role for myself, im especially looking at you chang, i would if i could do the following for your well being.

Shut down the NFL, so you nfl fans must watch football, you have some clubs now. Bulldoze the stadiums. Baseball is to go likewise to be replaced by cricket, baseball is ok but no where near cricket. Soccer and cricket is to be on the curriculum at school.

You might as well add rugby to that, i know im going to far, it will turn your fapping, spoiled, sedentary young into men, looking like trolls from the hobbit with cauliflower ears, it will frighten the horses, and likewise, the rooskies.

Getting an American off his arse is a trick indeed. I mean you Mark. I played football into my mid 30s, i expect most Americans of mid age are actually dead, and judging by your posts on here Mark, it seems you can still lift an arm. And the Duchess, i wonder if her legs still work, dragging herself through the house with her arms. And i havent mentioned snooker or darts.

Make the most of chang, his days are numbered. I bet he cant see his feet when standing. Looking at it from a wife and kids perspective, thank god he hasnt any, which brings up the problem of how do you talk to someone who is dead, but not yet.

As you can tell, im in a good mood.

[Clang McFly]

Being serfs, inferiors like the aussies, it is worth looking at yourselves like a parent manages children, that if a child wants something but it is bad, the parent says no.

And in that role for myself, im especially looking at you chang, i would if i could do the following for your well being.

Shut down the NFL, so you nfl fans must watch football, you have some clubs now. Bulldoze the stadiums.  Baseball is to go likewise to be replaced by cricket, baseball is ok but no where near cricket.  Soccer and cricket is to be on the curriculum at school.

You might as well add rugby to that, i know im going to far, it will turn your fapping, spoiled, sedentary young into men,  looking like trolls from the hobbit with cauliflower ears, it  will frighten the horses, and likewise, the rooskies.

Getting an American off his arse is a trick indeed.  I mean you Mark.    I played football into my mid 30s, i expect most Americans of mid age are actually dead, and judging by your posts on here Mark, it seems you can still  lift an arm.    And the Duchess, i wonder if her legs still work, dragging herself through the house with her arms.  And i havent mentioned snooker or darts.

Make the most of chang, his days are numbered.  I bet he cant see his feet when standing.  Looking at it from a wife and kids perspective, thank god he hasnt any, which brings up the problem of how do you talk to someone who is dead, but not yet.

As you can tell, im in a good mood.

I can see my feet while standing, my big old penis too. 

You are right though, I'll probably be dead before my 51^st birthday. That is why I'm trying to live it up as much as I can these days. If it wasn't for the occasional coughing up mucus and phlegm and congestion, gas and pain in my throat, trouble swallowing and breathing, I'd be in fairly good health. Doctor thinks it is just acid reflux.

[Duchess]

    And the Duchess, i wonder if her legs still work, dragging herself through the house with her arms. 

 You should see my muscles! *flexes*

[Piglet]

For gods sake chang, the problem is obvious, you are not smoking enough. Double your cigar consumption, and hot box twice a day, symptoms will dissappear.

Seriously, im surprised to say the least, i thought yankee doctors were over thorough. I dont know what plan you have but it may be about saving money, you need a chest xray, like NOW, and the right bloods.

Do you have a sense of panic, possible doom, good, use it to STOP.

[Clang McFly]

For gods sake chang, the problem is obvious, you are not smoking enough.  Double your cigar consumption, and hot box twice a day, symptoms will dissappear.

Seriously, im surprised to say the least, i thought yankee doctors were over thorough.  I dont know what plan you have but it may be about saving money, you need a chest xray, like NOW, and the right bloods.

Do you have a sense of panic, possible doom, good, use it to STOP.

No sense of panic. I'm stubborn like Mom and Dad when it comes to medical issues. I'll stop when I pass out from pain or being unable to breathe.

[crash]

We took the urn home, where it belongs. Sucked in, fuck you. Come back for another lesson next year. Feel free to dribble all the shit you need to that will console you in the meantime.

[crash]

Oh.. it might also brighten your day to know that Australia have now won 142 Ashes test matches, vs Englands 110. We’ve also won 34 series vs your 32. To the untrained eye, it kinda looks like England is our Bitch. Back to it, little piggy

[rothschild]

Aussie-Brit relations are quite the sticky wicket.

[Piglet]

As you are descended from our criminals its no wonder Aussies cheat at every oppurtunity, like Steve Smith and his sandpaper, how BAD is that.    Winning fairly is not you.   The english sense of fair play is just that english, persons like yourself might as well be french, or any assortment of  corruption , gangsterism, theft, Bidenism, wokery,  from around the world.

Yes you are ahead and will probably stay there, in my lifetime anyway, i congratulate you.

If the boot was on the other foot, you would be rubbing my nose in it, dredged from the ancient past of bad genes, that cheating is ok, without realising the english win....without cheating.

The British have never lost a war.    We have the scots, youve got kangaroos.

[cannongal]

As you are descended from our criminals its no wonder Aussies cheat at every oppurtunity, like Steve Smith and his sandpaper, how BAD is that.    Winning fairly is not you.   The english sense of fair play is just that english, persons like yourself might as well be french, or any assortment of  corruption , gangsterism, theft, Bidenism, wokery,  from around the world.

Yes you are ahead and will probably stay there, in my lifetime anyway, i congratulate you.

If the boot was on the other foot, you would be rubbing my nose in it, dredged from the ancient past of bad genes, that cheating is ok, without realising the english win....without cheating.

The British have never lost a war.    We have the scots, youve got kangaroos.

Yes, let's talk about the overcrowded prisons in England in the 1800's.  I mean, most of those criminals were given life sentences,  for petty crimes,  and most of those petty crimes are no longer relevant due to changes in the laws.  England shipped their 'criminals ' off to Ireland,  Canada,  The 'new America ', and Australia.    In other words,  instead of fixing the reason why these people resorted to petty crimes,  the English  government decided that mere humans should be dumped off into harsh new territories.   And you wonder why, centuries later,  we still make fun of your monarchy and your teeth.  Get a fuckin grip you buck tooth, cross eyed, knuckle dragging swamp lizzard.  England sucks,  king tampon sucks, and consort Carmella is using the royal crown as a butt plug.

[Piglet]

Haaaaaaaa.....great post.     xxx.   You are right, back then england was a bit over the top.

[Duchess]

I like some Brits. Conor would be #1 on my list. He's the best. I wouldn't be able to have Mock without him.

[cannongal]

Conner realizes his heritage doesn't depend upon putting other countries down.  Piggles hasn't learned that yet.