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#901
12-10-2023, 11:16 AM
(12-09-2023, 11:29 PM)sally Wrote: I have too many animals to have rugs. They see a rug and they just think it looks like a good thing to destroy. Why puke or shit on the tile when you can do it on a beautiful thousand dollar rug?

If you're someone who likes rugs, there are now washable rugs available.
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12-10-2023, 12:47 PM
WASH YOUR RUG SALLY!
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12-12-2023, 11:15 PM
(12-09-2023, 11:29 PM)sally Wrote: I have too many animals to have rugs. They see a rug and they just think it looks like a good thing to destroy. Why puke or shit on the tile when you can do it on a beautiful thousand dollar rug? 


You can have a thousand dollar rug if you want it, just cover it with a twenty dollar rug to protect it!   Bass Ass Grin
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12-16-2023, 12:09 PM
Can you imagine Sally's house though? All those grown kids and animals running around the house. Must be mental.
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12-16-2023, 01:29 PM
I think it sounds fabulous. (As one who has lived alone for many years)

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12-17-2023, 01:15 PM
Yes it would be noisy, crowded, I bet her kids have their friends over and lots happening and then all the animals, and Sally in amongst it sometimes cranky.
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12-17-2023, 01:50 PM
(12-17-2023, 01:15 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:  and Sally in amongst it sometimes cranky.

Sometimes? She's cranky all the time now. Maybe she needs her belly rubbed. MAAAAAAAARK!
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12-17-2023, 11:28 PM
She can throw Frisbees at the moon.
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12-19-2023, 12:57 PM
Imagine the chaos in her house, the more Sally complains the louder the natives get.
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12-21-2023, 11:47 AM
We love Sally. She's cranky.
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12-21-2023, 02:09 PM
If we give her some beers we could probably lighten her up a little.
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12-22-2023, 07:31 AM
She needs that wooden spoon.
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12-24-2023, 09:22 AM
(12-21-2023, 02:09 PM)Duchess Wrote: If we give her some beers we could probably lighten her up a little.

I had a beer at a Christmas party I went to and I had half of it and then gave it back. It tasted disgusting to me. Not like the old days were I could drink the boys under the table. hah
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