What is everybody doing today?

[MirahM]

It is pretty hilarious, I hope we can make Aussie laugh. I don't have that level of humor!

[BigMark]

i love aussie yes i do, for the forum told me to.

[Duchess]

Oh c'mon! That's not how it works in Mock.

[BigMark]

Stifle!

[Duchess]

  I feel obedient right this moment. That's subject to change in a nano second.

[BigMark]

You need your ass paddled with a wooden spoon.

[Duchess]

Bring it on.

[aussiefriend]

If Clang becomes a woman permanently he will have to behave himself with his toilet humor. He's all talk, he'd never have the guts to go all the way.

[Clang McFly]

If Clang becomes a woman permanently he will have to behave himself with his toilet humor. He's all talk, he'd never have the guts to go all the way.

Yes, it's true. I chickened out of colonoscopy, gallbladder removal and LASIK surgery so yeah I'd probably chicken out of gender reassignment surgery.

But if I did become a woman, who says the toilet humor needs to stop? I know plenty of ladies on Facebook and in real life with worse toilet humor than me.

[Duchess]

I chickened out of colonoscopy, gallbladder removal and LASIK surgery 

Why? 

[aussiefriend]

I know plenty of ladies on Facebook and in real life with worse toilet humor than me.

I didn't say you couldn't do toilet humor if you were a woman Clang, but if you want to have a consensual alien cosmic experience with a member of the opposite sex, you have to can the toilet humor.

Those women on Facebook aren't asking you dock onboard their mothership to do experiments on you. You have been friendzoned.
Think of the toilet humor as your own secret MAGA that you have to push underground otherwise you won't get the cookie. Women like their men to be gentlemen and respect them.

[Duchess]

Mentally, I am flat out on the ground laughing my ass off. 

[BigMark]

I shit you not folks, this is the new reality.

[Clang McFly]

I chickened out of colonoscopy, gallbladder removal and LASIK surgery 

Why? 

I'm a chicken shit, socially awkward, introverted, fucking fat ass who avoids confrontation and ignores his medical issues. I got the ignoring medical issues from my mom who didn't want us calling the ambulance even as she's passing out due to high or low sugar.

[Clang McFly]

I know plenty of ladies on Facebook and in real life with worse toilet humor than me.

I didn't say you couldn't do toilet humor if you were a woman Clang, but if you want to have a consensual alien cosmic experience with a member of the opposite sex, you have to can the toilet humor.

Those women on Facebook aren't asking you dock onboard their mothership to do experiments on you. You have been friendzoned.
Think of the toilet humor as your own secret MAGA that you have to push underground otherwise you won't get the cookie. Women like their men to be gentlemen and respect them.

Talking with you on Mock, sometimes makes me want to remain single and a virgin forever.

I respect the hell out of women. Duchess, Mirah, sally, cannongirl, Blue Tiki,sometimes for a nanosecond even you.

[aussiefriend]

I don't believe you are a virgin. I just think you are weird. I am not talking about friends that you respect dumbo. I am talking about someone you want to have sex with. You can't wear your casual gear, you have to clean up and look and act smart.

[Clang McFly]

I don't believe you are a virgin. I just think you are weird. I am not talking about friends that you respect dumbo. I am talking about someone you want to have sex with. You can't wear your casual gear, you have to clean up and look and act smart.

Yeah well I don't believe you are Australian.i believe you are a stinky piece of foot cheese that some how gained sentience and became a block of cunty cheese.

[Duchess]

Clang said cunty.

[Clang McFly]

Clang said cunty.

CUNT!!!!!!!

[BigMark]

I kissed a cunt.