the 2024 trivial, boring drivel thread

[crash]

Happy 2024, survivors

[BigMark]

[MirahM]

Happy New Year everyone.

[Duchess]

Happy 2024, survivors

I just want to acknowledge you starting this thread.  

Happy New Year, kids.

[crash]

And at least I did it right, not like that stuck up, too good for Mock, Californian username biatch..

[Duchess]

Commando Cunt Queen.  

To be clear, I'm not calling her that, it's her sig line.

[cannongal]

Yay, crash started the thread this year!

[aussiefriend]

And at least I did it right, not like that stuck up, too good for Mock, Californian username biatch..

Did you see the Sydney fireworks Crash?

Hey I met the PM in 2023! and heaps of other people. 

Did you have a fallout with User? Or did you have the hots for her and now you miss her?

[cannongal]

Why are Stanley cups a thing?  I mean,  if you have to keep water cold for 2 days,  mebbe you are not drinking enough water?

[crash]

And at least I did it right, not like that stuck up, too good for Mock, Californian username biatch..

Did you see the Sydney fireworks Crash?

Hey I met the PM in 2023! and heaps of other people. 

Did you have a fallout with User? Or did you have the hots for her and now you miss her?

Not in person. I watched them on TV, in bed, with the freeloader that stays here from time to time.

I’m sorry you had to meet Albo, it must have been terribly underwhelming.

I don’t think we ever had a falling in to fall out

[MirahM]

Why are Stanley cups a thing?  I mean,  if you have to keep water cold for 2 days,  mebbe you are not drinking enough water?

I feel like I'm seeing alot of mentions of thermoses and drinking vessels of late. Are the stanley cups also for keeping things warm?

The gasket on my thermos has failed-and the new gasket I have is in storage. Drat. So....it will be a whle until I can get there-either I try to order the right gasket for it or just order a new thermos.

I have jugs of water in my pantry in case something happens with the plumbing during this cold weather, if I have to keep something cold I can just put it outside.

I don't know why people need cold water for 2 days unless they are traveling or something. In the summer would be nice.

[MirahM]

Jeez I just fucking looked up the Stalely cup thing and I wish I hadn't. People are fucking insane.

[crash]

The freeloader proclaimed to me this morning that I make the best scrambled eggs on the planet. There, it’s official

[BigMark]

Do you add milk?

[crash]

Fuck no

[Duchess]

I read about a woman who parachuted out of a plane and both chutes failed to open. She lived! Doctors attributed that to the fact she fell directly on a mound of fire ants who stung her over 200 times. The shock of it released adrenaline which kept her heart beating.

[MirahM]

Holy fuck

[BigMark]

Two tangled up parachutes slow you down quite a bit.

[Clang McFly]

I read about a woman who parachuted out of a plane and both chutes failed to open. She lived! Doctors attributed that to the fact she fell directly on a mound of fire ants who stung her over 200 times. The shock of it released adrenaline which kept her heart beating.

[crash]

I think jumping out of a perfectly well functioning piece of well designed engineering thousands of feet/metres above the earth is an IQ test..