Slim Pickins

[Sinister]

You didn't do enough research. You still ain't shown me shit.

What do you want with this place? What makes you think you can hang with the big dogs here?

[Middle Finger]

Looks like this is tuning into 9 pages of educational dipshit, what the fuck difference does it make whether a person has a degree, diploma or whatever ::ban::

I can't help it if they're all hung up on my educational background...

Must fascinate the hell out of them, but I find it boring too. ::dunno::

Yes, you're fascinating. That's what it must be.

[Middle Finger]

This is one of those cases where I think I like the newbie personally, as in, could hang with them normally ... but I still sorta feel like I've overdosed on Benadryl a little each time I visit this thread.

[Momster]

This is one of those cases where I think I like the newbie personally, as in, could hang with them normally ... but I still sorta feel like I've overdosed on Benadryl a little each time I visit this thread.

[SyberBitch]

You didn't do enough research. You still ain't shown me shit.

What do you want with this place? What makes you think you can hang with the big dogs here?

I can show you many varieties of shit, but there's enough of it floating around in here already.

What do I want here? So far it's moderately entertaining. If nothing else, newbie bashing could prove amusing since I really don't know what goes on under the sheets where the big kids play with each other all day long. It might just be a tedious cluster-fuck for all I know.

I figure I can 'hang' with any dogs, regardless of size. So far, neither their bark nor their bite has been that intimidating. I used to train dogs, so they don't scare me that much.

I figure I either get in and find out what all the fuss is about, or I get banned and go off grumbling some kind of shit about how sour the grapes are over here. I was told it's a good place to 'let off steam'. So far, it's the only forum I've seen that makes my palms sweat a little, each time I log in. The only one without naked pictures anyway.

[Middle Finger]

I take back the positive comment in my previous post.

[SyberBitch]

I take back the positive comment in my previous post.

Well, there's one reason to let me in... I seem to really confuse MF.

[Middle Finger]

Isn't she sweet and nice, Sinister?

[SyberBitch]

Isn't she sweet and nice, Sinister?

*gasp* How DARE you?!?!

[Middle Finger]

[Sinister]

Isn't she sweet and nice, Sinister?

And, as you have indicated, a bit of a yawner.

I have been in obedience and behavior training for dogs for many years, my speciality being the most aggressive ones out there, so Iwill find out if you speak the truth about knowing dogs.

Newbie torture is relegated to senior members. If you get in and start bashing newbies right off the bat, you will be laughed at with great vigor. If you have less than 500 posts and think you can bash a newbie then you haven't learned your place in the heirarchy. Think wolf pack; as of this moment, you're a loner. If I let you in, you will be the omega dog.

Capice?

[SyberBitch]

Isn't she sweet and nice, Sinister?

And, as you have indicated, a bit of a yawner.

I have been in obedience and behavior training for dogs for many years, my speciality being the most aggressive ones out there, so Iwill find out if you speak the truth about knowing dogs.

Newbie torture is relegated to senior members. If you get in and start bashing newbies right off the bat, you will be laughed at with great vigor. If you have less than 500 posts and think you can bash a newbie then you haven't learned your place in the heirarchy. Think wolf pack; as of this moment, you're a loner. If I let you in, you will be the omega dog.

Capice?

*crawls up to you with eyes averted, trying to lick your mouth*
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*all the while secretly watching for an opportunity to jump you from behind and put my teeth around your neck* ::stickout::

500 posts huh?

That's ok, you have plenty of underlings to roll as I work my way up the ladder.

[Sinister]

Not bad. Shows me you know a teeny bit about dogs. But you could have just Googled wolf packs and come across that, too.

Regardless, I am seriously bored with your thread title popping up and 11 fucking pages is enough. Stand by for access, then leave the alpha bitch alone.