is MF an Italian stallion?

[ihatefucktards]

guh-ross

You know you want to lick him.

[AnonyMoose]

I would bet money that his wife likes him hairy and greasy.

In that photo, his package looks like half of a slim jim and two peas.

the grease must come from the slim jim then.

Not grease. Ewe misplet high protein italian oils.

I bet they use it to cook with too!!

His wife douches with it.

[Middle Finger]

Dicks, I am NOT hairy. I have a normal/nice amount of hair, not very hairy AT ALL.

[ihatefucktards]

But you are greasy right?

[Momster]

Dicks, I am NOT hairy. I have a normal/nice amount of hair, not very hairy AT ALL.

you have two?!

[Middle Finger]

But you are greasy right?

Garlic-infused is more accurate ...

[Lady Cop]

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Dicks, I am NOT hairy. I have a normal/nice amount of hair, not very hairy AT ALL.

real pic of MF i took when i blew by his house last year. ::lmao::i could tell it was his house because it had a 23-foot blow-up turkey out front.

[Middle Finger]

::laugh:: bitch!

[Lady Cop]

::laugh:: bitch!

thankyou. :kiss::

[Lady Cop]

only lacks cranberry sauce.

[Middle Finger]

Heh, there's my baby!

[Cynical Ninja]

Dicks, I am NOT hairy. I have a normal/nice amount of hair, not very hairy AT ALL.

Yeah, your wife is the one with the moustache.

[Middle Finger]

Dicks, I am NOT hairy. I have a normal/nice amount of hair, not very hairy AT ALL.

Yeah, your wife is the one with the moustache.

Unmarried testicle-free boys playing house don't get to comment on married men.

[Cynical Ninja]

Dicks, I am NOT hairy. I have a normal/nice amount of hair, not very hairy AT ALL.

Yeah, your wife is the one with the moustache.

Unmarried testicle-free boys playing house don't get to comment on married men.

It must be quite creepy kissing a greasy human orca with a moustache all the time.

Now go and have some meatballs and some of "da a red a sauce" you guinea prick.

[Middle Finger]

Dicks, I am NOT hairy. I have a normal/nice amount of hair, not very hairy AT ALL.

Yeah, your wife is the one with the moustache.

Unmarried testicle-free boys playing house don't get to comment on married men.

It must be quite creepy kissing a greasy human orca with a moustache all the time.

Now go and have some meatballs and some of "da a red a sauce" you guinea prick.

Listen you dysfunctional English Muffin, you only wish you could have food half as good as I eat, meatballs and all ... and if your dopey girlfriend was any more the masculine one in your little play house over there, her cock would weigh more than your entire arm. Even when it's holding a self-defense cell-phone.

[Momster]

FUCK. I'm hungry. Shut up bout the meatballs already, mmmkay?

[Cynical Ninja]

Dicks, I am NOT hairy. I have a normal/nice amount of hair, not very hairy AT ALL.

Yeah, your wife is the one with the moustache.

Unmarried testicle-free boys playing house don't get to comment on married men.

It must be quite creepy kissing a greasy human orca with a moustache all the time.

Now go and have some meatballs and some of "da a red a sauce" you guinea prick.

Listen you dysfunctional English Muffin, you only wish you could have food half as good as I eat, meatballs and all ... and if your dopey girlfriend was any more the masculine one in your little play house over there, her cock would weigh more than your entire arm. Even when it's holding a self-defense cell-phone.

I know being married to a female Pavarotti must be difficult, and I know that your latent homosexual tendencies must bother you quite a bit, and of course you have the guinea genes of natural cowardice and dishonesty but there is hope for you.

Take one of your penis substitutes put it in your mouth and blow away all that guilt and inner turmoil.

[ihatefucktards]

Dicks, I am NOT hairy. I have a normal/nice amount of hair, not very hairy AT ALL.

Yeah, your wife is the one with the moustache.

Unmarried testicle-free boys playing house don't get to comment on married men.

And YOU would be the one to know about his testicles now wouldn't you? ::dunno::

[Momster]

Dicks, I am NOT hairy. I have a normal/nice amount of hair, not very hairy AT ALL.

Yeah, your wife is the one with the moustache.

Unmarried testicle-free boys playing house don't get to comment on married men.

And YOU would be the one to know about his testicles now wouldn't you? ::dunno::

c'mon now, what did you think he meant by "meatballs"?

[Cynical Ninja]

Dicks, I am NOT hairy. I have a normal/nice amount of hair, not very hairy AT ALL.

Yeah, your wife is the one with the moustache.

Unmarried testicle-free boys playing house don't get to comment on married men.

And YOU would be the one to know about his testicles now wouldn't you? ::dunno::

He is sexually obsessed with me.

He once tried to badger me into posting pictures of my teeth.

He is a sick man.