NFL 2025

[Duchess]

In the NFL this is the start of the new league year. At 4:00 PM today the 2025 off season begins. Contracts and trades can be processed and all discussions for trades and free agents can begin.

I'm going to enjoy my Summer, but I'm pretty excited about this stuff too.

[Duchess]

This is for you, Clangy. They are beefing up your defense.  

[Clang McFly]

This is for you, Clangy. They are beefing up your defense.  

Nice. It will still probably be a few years though until they finish rebuilding the team and we win a Superbowl.

[Duchess]

No team has picked up Russel Wilson or Aaron Rogers. Hmmm. Aaron always looks like he's been rode hard and put away wet. I don't know what to think about Russel still being available, maybe he's worse than what I think.

[Duchess]

The New York Giants signed Russel Wilson. 

[Duchess]

Today NFL owners will be voting on banning my team's successful play. Most teams can't stop the tush push, nor can they run it. That's no reason to ban a play and several coaches agree. The Green Bay Packers are leading the charge and our fan base won't soon forget this. I had no idea there are so many candyasses in the NFL.

[Clang McFly]

Today NFL owners will be voting on banning my team's successful play. Most teams can't stop the tush push, nor can they run it. That's no reason to ban a play and several coaches agree. The Green Bay Packers are leading the charge and our fan base won't soon forget this. I had no idea there are so many candyasses in the NFL.

Tush push?

[Duchess]

Heh. Some call it the brotherly shove too. The players call it something different but they won't tell us what it is so I assume it must be vulgar.

They are voting on several things this morning. One of them is that both teams now get the ball if the game goes into overtime. I agree with that one.

[BigMark]

Nuts to butts.

[rothschild]

Football was gay enough without the tush push. It needs to be banned.

[Duchess]

*gasp*

[Duchess]

Does anyone care if Aaron Rogers continues to play? There is so much drama surrounding that old QB. Go away. Go enjoy all your money, ya old weirdo.

[rothschild]

[Duchess]

[Duchess]

I hope after the Draft I never have to hear Shedeur Sanders name again. The drama leading up to the Draft would make a 15 year old girl proud. Men. 

[Duchess]

My Super Bowl winning team went to the White House yesterday and half my starters didn't show, but the one thing that left a real impression on me was my team's star RB spent the day before golfing with that stupid, fascist fuck and when some fans were getting on his case about it he talked about golfing with President Obama LIKE THERE WAS SOME FUCKING EQUIVALENCY HERE.

[Duchess]

The NFL failed to ban my team's tush push. HaHaFuckinHa. I can hardly wait to play against the teams that supported the ban. I'm looking at you especially Green Bay.

[Duchess]

99 days until football, baybay! 

We are the defending Super Bowl champions.

[Duchess]

*flexes*