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HI FU!
#1
Nice to see you in Mock! The last time we saw you your grandson had just moved in with you. How's everything?
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#2
Hi Duch, yep been lurking for a while again. Life has thrown me a few curveballs, but I keep on keeping on.
My grandson, long story short he is now a U.S. Marine, married and about to be a father himself. Yep come the first of the year I should become a Great Grandfather! He went from graduating high school straight to San Diego to become a jar head. We did get to fly out there in sept of last year to watch him grad bootcamp. What a week that was.
Beer drinking, gun toting, Bike riding,
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#3
Great to see you, interested in hearing about the curveballs...
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#4
(08-01-2024, 07:37 AM)BigMark Wrote: Great to see you, interested in hearing about the curveballs...

 Well, sold my house in town, moved to my lake cabin to run that bar for a Brother. He went scuba diving in the keys, vanished, blood brother takes it over and financially raped it into extension. Now I am back to the gun shop in town just 5 miles from my old house. Grrr. At least I am semi-retired now and only work 2 days a week and love living just a stones throw away from the lake. 
 
 Drunken nights and fast cars led to stupidity and loss of fast car because I was a idiot and left the road in the triple digits completely cleared the road ditch. Was air born and when car came down, I landed on top of a large wooden fence line corner post. Folded the frontend up when it contacted the ground. Smashed my face off the frame rail for the windshield of that ragtop and fucked my face up pretty good. Kinda have a Frankenstein look now and almost cost me a eye. 

 Icy winter slip and now I have a hard time walking, but at least I dont use a cane anymore, -Fat guy fall hard.

Wife diagnosed with chronic liver disease so that's life changing.

Became a grandfather again and have another grandson.
In dec going to become a Great Grandfather of a Granddaughter. So the family is still growing.

etc, etc, etc,
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#5
You are lucky to be alive! Holy fuckity fuck!

Time is passing at the speed of light, isn't it.
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(08-01-2024, 09:23 AM)Duchess Wrote: You are lucky to be alive! Holy fuckity fuck!

Time is passing at the speed of light, isn't it.

 Yes I am and yes it is. When the girls finally found me walking back to the bar I looked like a scene from the ol movie Carrie.  Blood all the way to my socks, eyelid hanging down over my eye, missing front teeth and just walking in the dark down the road. My girls said I was a animal because I refused to go to the hospital. Instead I had them call a Brother and tell him to get there now and bring all the superglue he had. 2 and a half tubes later I was back together and drinking beer.
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#7
That sounds really dumb then I remembered totalling 3 cars.
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#8
How about the girlfriend?
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#9
She is doing fine mark. We have decided however to slow things down though. As fun as things were it was getting pretty complicated.
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#10
(08-01-2024, 09:05 AM)F.U. Wrote:
(08-01-2024, 07:37 AM)BigMark Wrote: Great to see you, interested in hearing about the curveballs...

 Well, sold my house in town, moved to my lake cabin to run that bar for a Brother. He went scuba diving in the keys, vanished, blood brother takes it over and financially raped it into extension. Now I am back to the gun shop in town just 5 miles from my old house. Grrr. At least I am semi-retired now and only work 2 days a week and love living just a stones throw away from the lake. 
 
 Drunken nights and fast cars led to stupidity and loss of fast car because I was a idiot and left the road in the triple digits completely cleared the road ditch. Was air born and when car came down, I landed on top of a large wooden fence line corner post. Folded the frontend up when it contacted the ground. Smashed my face off the frame rail for the windshield of that ragtop and fucked my face up pretty good. Kinda have a Frankenstein look now and almost cost me a eye. 

 Icy winter slip and now I have a hard time walking, but at least I dont use a cane anymore, -Fat guy fall hard.

Wife diagnosed with chronic liver disease so that's life changing.

Became a grandfather again and have another grandson.
In dec going to become a Great Grandfather of a Granddaughter. So the family is still growing.

etc, etc, etc,

Holy fuck! Nowhy Smiley_emoticons_shocked

Glad to hear everyone is ok.
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#11
(08-02-2024, 11:15 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-01-2024, 09:05 AM)F.U. Wrote:
(08-01-2024, 07:37 AM)BigMark Wrote: Great to see you, interested in hearing about the curveballs...

 Well, sold my house in town, moved to my lake cabin to run that bar for a Brother. He went scuba diving in the keys, vanished, blood brother takes it over and financially raped it into extension. Now I am back to the gun shop in town just 5 miles from my old house. Grrr. At least I am semi-retired now and only work 2 days a week and love living just a stones throw away from the lake. 
 
 Drunken nights and fast cars led to stupidity and loss of fast car because I was a idiot and left the road in the triple digits completely cleared the road ditch. Was air born and when car came down, I landed on top of a large wooden fence line corner post. Folded the frontend up when it contacted the ground. Smashed my face off the frame rail for the windshield of that ragtop and fucked my face up pretty good. Kinda have a Frankenstein look now and almost cost me a eye. 

 Icy winter slip and now I have a hard time walking, but at least I dont use a cane anymore, -Fat guy fall hard.

Wife diagnosed with chronic liver disease so that's life changing.

Became a grandfather again and have another grandson.
In dec going to become a Great Grandfather of a Granddaughter. So the family is still growing.

etc, etc, etc,

Holy fuck! Nowhy Smiley_emoticons_shocked

Glad to hear everyone is ok.


 Hello Clang. Yep, such is my life. Fast and crazy with a accident just waiting to happen. At least now that I am looking at 60 in the rearview mirror I have slowed down.
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#12
Sounds like you are in a motorcycle "club". We actually have the 81 here in Portugal, then some local clubs, the local clubs are huge and allow all bikes.
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#13
(08-02-2024, 09:47 PM)F.U. Wrote:  We have decided however to slow things down though. As fun as things were it was getting pretty complicated.

Was it because of love and/or possessiveness? 
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(08-02-2024, 09:47 PM)F.U. Wrote:  We have decided however to slow things down though. As fun as things were it was getting pretty complicated.

Hi F.U. it's good to see you back. My wife and I have had many issues to contend with as well, but after reading yours, I'll keep mine.  As you get older, things you hear that happen to others, eventually happens to you. 
Carsman: Loves Living Large
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!

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#15
(08-03-2024, 05:53 PM)Carsman Wrote:  As you get older, things you hear that happen to others, eventually happens to you. 

*worried look* Take that back right now!
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#16
(08-03-2024, 01:52 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(08-02-2024, 09:47 PM)F.U. Wrote:  We have decided however to slow things down though. As fun as things were it was getting pretty complicated.

Was it because of love and/or possessiveness? 

 It was a variety of things, Duch. I guess you could say we finally grew up and realized we couldn't do this forever. I mean I am 20 years older and when I punch my final timeclock, I really don't want to leave her alone. She still has enough time to find someone. 
 Damn it sucks to mature emotionally. lol
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#17
(08-03-2024, 05:53 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(08-02-2024, 09:47 PM)F.U. Wrote:  We have decided however to slow things down though. As fun as things were it was getting pretty complicated.

Hi F.U. it's good to see you back. My wife and I have had many issues to contend with as well, but after reading yours, I'll keep mine.  As you get older, things you hear that happen to others, eventually happens to you. 

 Hello Cars. And I have the same feelings as I look around my circle of friends. Losing brothers at far to young a age . Others in stage 4 cancer, Others losing limbs and digits. Adulting is no fun at times.
Beer drinking, gun toting, Bike riding,
womanizing, sex fiend, sexist, asshole !
Don't like it? Well than F.U !!!!!!!!!
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#18
(08-03-2024, 10:53 AM)F.U. Wrote:
(08-02-2024, 11:15 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-01-2024, 09:05 AM)F.U. Wrote:
(08-01-2024, 07:37 AM)BigMark Wrote: Great to see you, interested in hearing about the curveballs...

 Well, sold my house in town, moved to my lake cabin to run that bar for a Brother. He went scuba diving in the keys, vanished, blood brother takes it over and financially raped it into extension. Now I am back to the gun shop in town just 5 miles from my old house. Grrr. At least I am semi-retired now and only work 2 days a week and love living just a stones throw away from the lake. 
 
 Drunken nights and fast cars led to stupidity and loss of fast car because I was a idiot and left the road in the triple digits completely cleared the road ditch. Was air born and when car came down, I landed on top of a large wooden fence line corner post. Folded the frontend up when it contacted the ground. Smashed my face off the frame rail for the windshield of that ragtop and fucked my face up pretty good. Kinda have a Frankenstein look now and almost cost me a eye. 

 Icy winter slip and now I have a hard time walking, but at least I dont use a cane anymore, -Fat guy fall hard.

Wife diagnosed with chronic liver disease so that's life changing.

Became a grandfather again and have another grandson.
In dec going to become a Great Grandfather of a Granddaughter. So the family is still growing.

etc, etc, etc,

Holy fuck! Nowhy Smiley_emoticons_shocked

Glad to hear everyone is ok.


 Hello Clang. Yep, such is my life. Fast and crazy with a accident just waiting to happen. At least now that I am looking at 60 in the rearview mirror I have slowed down.

I'll be 51 in 2 weeks and even I have started to slow down. Traded Beerfests and other crazy shit for Smoking cigars and weed,  watching wrestling, concerts, Comicons, and Cornhole.
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#19
(08-04-2024, 01:54 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-03-2024, 10:53 AM)F.U. Wrote:
(08-02-2024, 11:15 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-01-2024, 09:05 AM)F.U. Wrote:
(08-01-2024, 07:37 AM)BigMark Wrote: Great to see you, interested in hearing about the curveballs...

 Well, sold my house in town, moved to my lake cabin to run that bar for a Brother. He went scuba diving in the keys, vanished, blood brother takes it over and financially raped it into extension. Now I am back to the gun shop in town just 5 miles from my old house. Grrr. At least I am semi-retired now and only work 2 days a week and love living just a stones throw away from the lake. 
 
 Drunken nights and fast cars led to stupidity and loss of fast car because I was a idiot and left the road in the triple digits completely cleared the road ditch. Was air born and when car came down, I landed on top of a large wooden fence line corner post. Folded the frontend up when it contacted the ground. Smashed my face off the frame rail for the windshield of that ragtop and fucked my face up pretty good. Kinda have a Frankenstein look now and almost cost me a eye. 

 Icy winter slip and now I have a hard time walking, but at least I dont use a cane anymore, -Fat guy fall hard.

Wife diagnosed with chronic liver disease so that's life changing.

Became a grandfather again and have another grandson.
In dec going to become a Great Grandfather of a Granddaughter. So the family is still growing.

etc, etc, etc,

Holy fuck! Nowhy Smiley_emoticons_shocked

Glad to hear everyone is ok.


 Hello Clang. Yep, such is my life. Fast and crazy with a accident just waiting to happen. At least now that I am looking at 60 in the rearview mirror I have slowed down.

I'll be 51 in 2 weeks and even I have started to slow down. Traded Beerfests and other crazy shit for Smoking cigars and weed,  watching wrestling, concerts, Comicons, and Cornhole.
 I wish I could burn one, however it's still against the law to use drugs and own firearms.
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#20
What a wonderful world it would be if prostitutes made the laws.
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