OLYMPICS

[Duchess]

Did y'all know that tug-of-war was once a respected Olympic sport?

[Donovan]

Hope you all caught the Australian Break Dancer. She scored zero. She has a Phd in break dancing. I thought she was perfect. I thought it was artistic, radical, and this is why I hate all forms of competition. Especially when it comes to art. There was a 100k art prize awarded to someone here in Australia. I just thought it was totally rigged. It doesn't mean someone is the best.

[BigMark]

That dumb bitch better be autistic. The break dancer not aussie.

[Clang McFly]

That dumb bitch better be autistic. The break dancer not aussie.

She just might be autistic. I saw her give an interview. "I tried my best."  Yeah right. Your makeup looked shit too. I used to just slop my foundation on like she did but now I can do a lot better with practice and my makeup sponges. Looks like she needs to practice breakdancing and makeup application alot more.

[BigMark]

I started doing masonry work because well Portugal, the sponge is golden.

[aussiefriend]

That dumb bitch better be autistic. The break dancer not aussie.

She just might be autistic. I saw her give an interview. "I tried my best."  Yeah right. Your makeup looked shit too. I used to just slop my foundation on like she did but now I can do a lot better with practice and my makeup sponges. Looks like she needs to practice breakdancing and makeup application alot more.

I have to admit, I have upped my game in the make-up arena too. Always sponge.

[aussiefriend]

I did not see that. I was too busy bitching to myself because I couldn't watch football, the Olympics was being aired instead. Not happy. 

So that gridiron football, do you watch that all the time Duch? No one talks about that sport at all ever here, because they got all the types of football here, Australian Football League, Rugby League, Rugby Union, Soccer. Then if someone from Australia ends up in the USA playing your football you hear about it if they make the super league and it is televised. Your grand final or Super Bowl is televised here in Australia, but that is it. Maybe if you buy the sports channels they have that there, but I don't buy the sports channels, I absolutely detest it. I don't mind watching your football though, it is the least loathsome.

[Duchess]

I watch for the entire season which runs from September until the Super Bowl in February. There has been some pre-season games the past 2 weeks but I'm not as interested in them because it's mostly to see who makes the team for this year. I feel hopeful and I'm excited for the season to begin. 

One of my favorite players is Jordan Mailata. He's from Bankstown, Australia. Actually, my favorite players are my O-line. I like all those big dudes.

[aussiefriend]

Jordan sounds like a big boy and his family are probably originally from Samoa with surname like that. That's funny Duch because my love interest at the moment is called Jordan too.

[Clang McFly]

That dumb bitch better be autistic. The break dancer not aussie.

She just might be autistic. I saw her give an interview. "I tried my best."  Yeah right. Your makeup looked shit too. I used to just slop my foundation on like she did but now I can do a lot better with practice and my makeup sponges. Looks like she needs to practice breakdancing and makeup application alot more.

I have to admit, I have upped my game in the make-up arena too. Always sponge.

Aussie is a pretty cunt?

[Duchess]

She is and she sings too.

[Duchess]

I should probably clarify that. Oh my goodness. She's pretty, not a cunt.

[Clang McFly]

She is and she sings too.

How many cats and dogs died? Windows broken?&

[BigMark]

[Clang McFly]

[aussiefriend]

That dumb bitch better be autistic. The break dancer not aussie.

She just might be autistic. I saw her give an interview. "I tried my best."  Yeah right. Your makeup looked shit too. I used to just slop my foundation on like she did but now I can do a lot better with practice and my makeup sponges. Looks like she needs to practice breakdancing and makeup application alot more.

I have to admit, I have upped my game in the make-up arena too. Always sponge.

Aussie is a pretty cunt?

awwww right back at ya Queen C

[aussiefriend]

She is and she sings too.

Ima learn a song this week, attending a rally on Saturday. It's hard work.

[aussiefriend]

Little Aussie just edumacated me regarding that Aussie Rapper. She founded the organisation that chose who would be chosen and sent to the Olympics. Her husband was on the judging panel. It was rigged. So that's how she ended up there. That's how she got zeros. It was probably deserved.

I liked it because it was bad, but if you are corrupt and walking over others to get there, you can fuck off.

[Clang McFly]

That dumb bitch better be autistic. The break dancer not aussie.

She just might be autistic. I saw her give an interview. "I tried my best."  Yeah right. Your makeup looked shit too. I used to just slop my foundation on like she did but now I can do a lot better with practice and my makeup sponges. Looks like she needs to practice breakdancing and makeup application alot more.

I have to admit, I have upped my game in the make-up arena too. Always sponge.

Aussie is a pretty cunt?

awwww right back at ya Queen C

[Duchess]

"ya queen". Ahahahahahaha!