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They eat cats, not dogs. And ducks. They love ducks, but not in a good way.
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If you ever got goosed by a duck you'll never forget it.
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I know it hurts like a motherfucker when a Canadian goose does it.
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I went to a quiz night on Thursday and one of the questions was......
Q. What is the North American name for reindeer?
A. I said Moose! the answer was caribou. I never would have gotten that.
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I don't Caribou about a moose whiz.
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I'm hopeless. I knew that make up artists prefer Max Factor but the other team members didn't believe me because they thought I was such a dummy and they chose L'Oreal. I was really mad they didn't believe me with that one.
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(11-02-2024, 08:00 AM)BigMark Wrote: I don't Caribou about a moose whiz.
I just got this Mark. I am Irish. It can take a few seconds for a cheap gag to land.
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I was hoping you didn't have a gag reflex.
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Boys are snotty. Boys pick their noses.
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(Yesterday, 09:24 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Boys are snotty. Boys pick their noses.
I'm snot picking my nose, I'm secretly flipping you off.
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Snot rockets the farmer handkerchief
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Not in the mood for boys today.
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Eat some cheetos and make my disco stick neon orange!
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