TRICK OR TREAT

[rothschild]

They eat cats, not dogs. And ducks. They love ducks, but not in a good way.

[BigMark]

If you ever got goosed by a duck you'll never forget it.

[Duchess]

I know it hurts like a motherfucker when a Canadian goose does it.

[aussiefriend]

I went to a quiz night on Thursday and one of the questions was......

Q. What is the North American name for reindeer?

A. I said Moose! the answer was caribou. I never would have gotten that.

[BigMark]

I don't Caribou about a moose whiz.

[aussiefriend]

I'm hopeless. I knew that make up artists prefer Max Factor but the other team members didn't believe me because they thought I was such a dummy and they chose L'Oreal. I was really mad they didn't believe me with that one.

[aussiefriend]

I don't Caribou about a moose whiz.

I just got this Mark. I am Irish. It can take a few seconds for a cheap gag to land.

[BigMark]

I was hoping you didn't have a gag reflex.

[aussiefriend]

Boys are so gross.

[BigMark]

And yucky.

[aussiefriend]

Boys are snotty. Boys pick their noses.

[Clang McFly]

Boys are snotty. Boys pick their noses.

I'm snot picking my nose, I'm secretly flipping you off.  

[BigMark]

Snot rockets the farmer handkerchief

[aussiefriend]

Not in the mood for boys today.

[BigMark]

Eat some cheetos and make my disco stick neon orange!

[aussiefriend]

I know you are not Orange Mark. You are too cool.

[BigMark]

[Carsman]

I think our "man of the hour" color is like the "cantaloupe".  

What color do any of you think he looks like?  

[rothschild]

Apricot.