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#21
11-01-2024, 05:18 PM
They eat cats, not dogs. And ducks. They love ducks, but not in a good way.
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#22
11-02-2024, 06:01 AM
If you ever got goosed by a duck you'll never forget it.
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#23
11-02-2024, 07:31 AM
I know it hurts like a motherfucker when a Canadian goose does it.
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#24
11-02-2024, 07:46 AM
I went to a quiz night on Thursday and one of the questions was......

Q. What is the North American name for reindeer?

A. I said Moose! the answer was caribou. I never would have gotten that.
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#25
11-02-2024, 08:00 AM
I don't Caribou about a moose whiz.
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#26
11-02-2024, 08:43 AM
I'm hopeless. I knew that make up artists prefer Max Factor but the other team members didn't believe me because they thought I was such a dummy and they chose L'Oreal. I was really mad they didn't believe me with that one.
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#27
11-02-2024, 01:02 PM
(11-02-2024, 08:00 AM)BigMark Wrote: I don't Caribou about a moose whiz.

I just got this Mark. I am Irish. It can take a few seconds for a cheap gag to land.
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#28
11-02-2024, 01:39 PM
I was hoping you didn't have a gag reflex.
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#29
11-05-2024, 08:08 AM
Boys are so gross.
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#30
11-05-2024, 12:29 PM
And yucky.
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#31
11-05-2024, 09:24 PM
Boys are snotty. Boys pick their noses.
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#32
11-05-2024, 10:47 PM
(11-05-2024, 09:24 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Boys are snotty. Boys pick their noses.

I'm snot picking my nose, I'm secretly flipping you off. 86  47
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Yesterday, 02:18 AM
Snot rockets the farmer handkerchief
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Yesterday, 06:50 AM
Not in the mood for boys today.
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Yesterday, 12:44 PM
Eat some cheetos and make my disco stick neon orange!
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I know you are not Orange Mark. You are too cool.
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5 hours ago
I think our "man of the hour" color is like the "cantaloupe".   hah

What color do any of you think he looks like?  
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Apricot.
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(5 hours ago)Carsman Wrote: I think our "man of the hour" color is like the "cantaloupe".   hah

What color do any of you think he looks like?  

 He kind of looks like the shade of death because he's been too busy out and about and hasn't had the time to work on his gorgeous skin and hair. Most of the time I think he looks like the merigold though, more yellow than orange.
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