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#1
10-31-2024, 06:52 PM
What would you like for your obituary?  

Had an aunt die a couple of days ago.  Her public obit is about how she knows that her first born son is a pedofile, and her sister likes to beat on children, but she has no regrets hah
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10-31-2024, 07:02 PM
Wtf
Damn

Mine should just say, "She was a funny gal"

Oh that could be for a headstone. Obit I will need more time.

"She was late to her own funeral"

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10-31-2024, 07:58 PM
"I told you bastards I didn't feel good." That's the story of my life. I tell them I don’t feel good and they act like I'm bullshitting
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10-31-2024, 10:45 PM
There once lived a man named Dan
Who occasionally dressed like a woman.
He was weird as fuck.
When it came to having sex he was out of luck.
He loved dogs and cats.
He was extremely fat.
He loved weed and cigars.
He ended up in the poorhouse because of his shitty car.
Was quiet but had lots of friends.
He's dead now. The End.
https://www.flickr.com/clang_mcfly

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10-31-2024, 11:06 PM
(10-31-2024, 10:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: There once lived a man named Dan
Who occasionally dressed like a woman.
He was weird as fuck.
When it came to having sex he was out of luck.
He loved dogs and cats.
He was extremely fat.
He loved weed and cigars.
He ended up in the poorhouse because of his shitty car.
Was quiet but had lots of friends.
He's dead now. The End.

https://youtu.be/fU8y4bNGWAc?si=KNUIL16yBevavc6U
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11-01-2024, 06:24 AM
(10-31-2024, 11:06 PM)sally Wrote:
(10-31-2024, 10:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: There once lived a man named Dan
Who occasionally dressed like a woman.
He was weird as fuck.
When it came to having sex he was out of luck.
He loved dogs and cats.
He was extremely fat.
He loved weed and cigars.
He ended up in the poorhouse because of his shitty car.
Was quiet but had lots of friends.
He's dead now. The End.

https://youtu.be/fU8y4bNGWAc?si=KNUIL16yBevavc6U

If I could get Elton John to do my obituary,  he's doing another version of Candle in the Wind.
https://www.flickr.com/clang_mcfly

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11-05-2024, 06:51 PM
My friend that I used to work with told me about a coworker who passed away. He was a pretty awesome guy. He has a great obituary. I bet I won't be able to copy/paste it here tho.

It did let me copy/paste. wow.
A bunch of nice things were said, and then this was at the end.


No funeral to be held I don't care for the morbidity, and he didn't care period, dead is dead, instead we welcomed everyone who could visit during his hospice and held a live "Celebration of Life" where friends and family came together with Mike and family to share stories, food, and love with him, in the weeks leading up to his death. Thanks to all of you who were able to assist in giving Mike the greatest sendoff ever. Please raise a glass of your favorite beverage in honor of Mike and his beautiful Irish soul "sláinte", gone but never forgotten.

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