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i slept all fucking day
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#1
01-10-2009, 03:26 PM
i really feel guilty because it's my son's birthday. someone tell me why you feel guilty so i can get over it. haven't you done SOMETHING to feel guilty about?? :Blush:you must have.

















































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01-10-2009, 03:33 PM
Dissecting a frog alive still kinda bugsme.:Blush:
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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01-10-2009, 03:35 PM
You prolly shouldn't have consumed that entirebottle of rum, then you coulda got up this morning & enjoyed the day with birthday boy.
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01-10-2009, 04:45 PM
jackboots Wrote:i really feel guilty because it's my son's birthday. someone tell me why you feel guilty so i can get over it. haven't you done SOMETHING to feel guilty about?? :Blush:you must have.
Nope. I have beem a perfect angel my whole life. ::rolllaugh::
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01-10-2009, 06:21 PM
I murdered the milkman.
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01-10-2009, 07:14 PM
I just ate some jalapeno poppers and I am sure I will be feeling guilty about it in about 1 hr.
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#7
01-10-2009, 08:00 PM
ahh fuck it, birthdays are made up holidays by people who sell shit anyway. it is just the day your were born, what is there really to celebrate anyway. it is no different then any other day right.
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01-10-2009, 08:04 PM
I masturbated 5 times today to Stomp's picture in the cowboy hat.
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01-10-2009, 08:06 PM
sally Wrote:I masturbated 5 times today to Stomp's picture in the cowboy hat.
what pic is that lol. what picture could make you rub one out 5 times, lol
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01-10-2009, 08:09 PM
Liquid Wrote:
sally Wrote:I masturbated 5 times today to Stomp's picture in the cowboy hat.
what pic is that lol. what picture could make you rub one out 5 times, lol
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01-10-2009, 08:10 PM
r u that hard up - you need to get fucked hard i guess.
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01-10-2009, 08:12 PM
Liquid Wrote:r u that hard up - you need to get fucked hard i guess.
I'm not that hard up, it just really reminds me of the sex scene from Brokeback mountain. So sue me :Blush:
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01-10-2009, 08:13 PM
the movie about the gay cowboys turns you on??
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01-10-2009, 08:14 PM
sally Wrote:I masturbated 5 times today to Stomp's picture in the cowboy hat.
I masturbated 5 times to thought of you masturbating.
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01-10-2009, 08:18 PM
sally Wrote:I masturbated 5 times today to Stomp's picture in the cowboy hat.

Make it 6, but on cam this time ::pdance::
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01-10-2009, 08:19 PM
Liquid Wrote:the movie about the gay cowboys turns you on??
Different strokes for different folks pal. Yeah I happen to like gay cowboys, so fucking what!
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01-10-2009, 08:27 PM
Stomp Wrote:
sally Wrote:I masturbated 5 times today to Stomp's picture in the cowboy hat.

Make it 6, but on cam this time ::pdance::

on cam for who?
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01-10-2009, 08:36 PM
Liquid Wrote:
Stomp Wrote:
sally Wrote:I masturbated 5 times today to Stomp's picture in the cowboy hat.

Make it 6, but on cam this time ::pdance::

on cam for who?
For all of us? Hopefully....
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01-10-2009, 10:08 PM
Maggot Wrote:Dissecting a frog alive still kinda bugsme.:Blush:
Real men eat their kills. Good luck with that, cowboy.
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#20
01-10-2009, 10:13 PM
this is my gorgeous son. he is not gay. girls chase hm everywhere. you guys should be so lucky.

PS he is in the hospital. my heart is broken. don't give me any shit. i love him so much.

















































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