The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread

[sally]

I know I sound like a bitch, but she never contacts me unless she needs money. My address and phone number has been the same for 20 plus years, hers changes on a weekly basis. She's a dyke shithead user, her newest gifriend has "pronouns". Go fuck off.

[username]

The only time my little sister calls me is when she needs money which was today. I normally always give it to her, but I'm sick of that shit. Her ridiculous dream of being a personal trainer and starting an organic juice business didn't work out all that great. Go start a cleaning business and actually do some real fucking work bitch, that's what I did for 20 years. It's really easy, all you need is a car, some cleaning supplies and a cheap ad. She's one of those LBGTQ freaks that thinks everyone owes her something, that's why she's a loser. I think I'll text her a picture of the $30,000 taj mahal quartzite counter tops I just ordered.

I put quartzite counters in our last home (kitchen remodel around 2016). 

Do it… yee haw!! 

I mean I have sympathy for people that didn’t have the same opportunities as me but my siblings?? My parents gave us an equal amount of opportunity growing up so I don’t feel too badly for my sister and her fucked up choices along the way.

My mom loaned her $100k to buy the house my sister lives in now. According to the trust documents, my brother and I will each get $100k when we settle that to balance things out. My SISTER thinks my mom “forgave” her that loan.  But that’s not in the trust and what she might not understand is she’s actually getting a deal. $100k fifteen years ago isn’t $100k today. Plus she gets to keep all the appreciation on the house even though my mom was on title. Wish me luck explaining that to her. She’s going to freak out about me and my brother each getting $100k more; no matter the logic/math. 
*sighs*

[rothschild]

I know I sound like a bitch, but she never contacts me unless she needs money. My address and phone number has been the same for 20 plus years, hers changes on a weekly basis. She's a dyke shithead user, her newest gifriend has "pronouns". Go fuck off.

Trump will fix her.

[username]

I know I sound like a bitch, but she never contacts me unless she needs money. My address and phone number has been the same for 20 plus years, hers changes on a weekly basis. She's a dyke shithead user, her newest gifriend has "pronouns". Go fuck off.

Everyone has pronouns. I’m guessing ur sister’s g/f prefers “they/their”? 

Yeah, the whole pronoun thing isn’t/wasn’t a hill I was willing to die on. I found it particularly annoying to receive an email signed:

Judy (she, her). 

I’m like…I’m going to assume that, Judy, unless you write Judy (“they/them”). I’ll try to accommodate people to a degree but let’s be reasonable about this stuff.

[sally]

She's 12 years younger than me and she's definitely a lesbian, no doubt about it, but her girlfriends and previously her ex wife all have kids. How do you just go from having a child with a man to being a lesbian with pronouns? I don't fucking know.

[MirahM]

I honestly don't know how some people are so good at asking for favors. I can't. It's hard. There is a gal here who has no problem with it. The annoying fucking this about it tho is she will start her message with "Hey chica!" Fucking just ask me, don't try to call me a term of endearment.

She asked me to water her plants while she was away and the other person had to take off, so I said "sure". THEN she fucking sends me a whole list of all this specialized shit I had to do.

I never learn my lesson with her. I always forget to say no because it sounds so easy-plants? water? yeah.

[BigMark]

I had Two blond beautiful clients and wanted to be a fly on the wall when they made hot buttery monkey love.

[Duchess]

I honestly don't know how some people are so good at asking for favors. I can't. It's hard. There is a gal here who has no problem with it. The annoying fucking this about it tho is she will start her message with "Hey chica!" Fucking just ask me, don't try to call me a term of endearment.

She asked me to water her plants while she was away and the other person had to take off, so I said "sure". THEN she fucking sends me a whole list of all this specialized shit I had to do.

I never learn my lesson with her. I always forget to say no because it sounds so easy-plants? water? yeah.

This is bullshit. There are some people in life that you (that's a general "you", not you specifically) just can't be nice to because when you give them an inch, they take a mile. Please find a way to tell her that you said you'd water the plants because that's all you have time for, you don't have time to handle her list. 

Fuckin' people. Jesus Christ.

[sally]

My neighbors were doing that and asking me to drive them everywhere, they don't have a car for some strange reason. I'm friendly with them so I felt comfortable telling her fuck no when she asked me to take her to Walmart, she thought it was funny. I'm not driving all the way across town in traffic to take your ass to Walmart, you fucking crazy. I'll take your fat ass to Publix down the street, that's it.

[Clang McFly]

She just passed away.

Condolences, Sue.

I'm glad you got to spend time with her a week ago. Hope that helps.

It does help (a lot). I didn’t by any stretch think it would be the last time I would see her but I’m definitely glad I was able to see her then. 

I’m still in shock. IDK why I’m on a fucking forum on my phone right now but between notifying distant family/friends and crying and thinking about obituaries and services and stuff (that can wait), I don’t know what to do with myself. I can’t go run yet cuz of my foot or I probably would.

Thanks for the condolences.

I honestly don't know how some people are so good at asking for favors. I can't. It's hard. There is a gal here who has no problem with it. The annoying fucking this about it tho is she will start her message with "Hey chica!" Fucking just ask me, don't try to call me a term of endearment.

She asked me to water her plants while she was away and the other person had to take off, so I said "sure". THEN she fucking sends me a whole list of all this specialized shit I had to do.

I never learn my lesson with her. I always forget to say no because it sounds so easy-plants? water? yeah.

This is bullshit. There are some people in life that you (that's a general "you", not you specifically) just can't be nice to because when you give them an inch, they take a mile. Please find a way to tell her that you said you'd water the plants because that's all you have time for, you don't have time to handle her list. 

Fuckin' people. Jesus Christ.

Yeah,it's like the homeless around here. You give them a dollar or two and they want $10 or $20.

[BigMark]

I can see the land below

Yellow daisy's replacing amber waves of grain

I know that soon, a man

Will come with scissors to harvest one at a time

Then make decorations on the towns streets

While drunk guys yell hallelujah

[Duchess]

Easter is on ⁴⁄₂₀ this year. Ha!  

[Duchess]

If I already said that, please don't hurt me, Sally.

[Clang McFly]

Easter is on ⁴⁄₂₀ this year. Ha!  

[Duchess]

I recently saw the expression "thundercunt". I like it.

[Clang McFly]

I recently saw the expression "thundercunt". I like it.

I like the expression "Thundertits" too.

[BigMark]

Thundercock!

[username]

I had a long day yesterday and last night I was hunched over my laptop trying to put the finishing touches on an email.
My husband got home and literally dropped a couple bags of chocolates in my lap and immediately followed with “aren’t you going to say hi or thank you?”. 
Hence the chocolates went airborne.
It was one of those nights.

[Duchess]

Dat u, JD Vance?

[Clang McFly]

Thundercock!

Lightning balls!