The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread

[MirahM]

I was thinking about this earlier in the week. There is a guy who only talks to women if he is interested in them, and this is in a work type setting too.
We don't work for the same company.

[username]

Isn’t “sleep with” just slang for fuck (whether you’re male or female)?

[username]

I wish I could copy/paste texts or pics.


More family drama, my brother sent me a text today that he’d removed my mom off a roughly $50k checking account and now his name (and his name only) is on that checking account. 

The fuck? I don’t know what he doesn’t understand about carrying out the legal/fiduciary responsibilities we have as co- trustees on her trust/will but apparently a lot. 

It should have been retitled to the trust or closed and moved into her trust account. 

I don’t think he’s trying to steal the money but I gave him enough information prior that I can only call that a dumb decision.

[sally]

I can't wait for my kids to fight over my shit when I'm dead. You know what would really suck when you're dead, still having to worry about your stupid kids. You worry about them from conception and then you can't even be dead in peace.

[Clang McFly]

Does the average man see 5 women a day he'd like to sleep with?

...and why is it called "sleep"? That seems dumb to me. Is it?

Yes, I "see" lots of women every day that I'd like to "sleep with". But they don't "see" me. Or if they do, they give me a look as if to say "No way, you slightly creepy old ugly fat fuck weirdo."

[BigMark]

I aint saying shit.

[Duchess]

I just want to say this stuff is excellent and I would recommend it. That is all...

[BigMark]

[sally]

Margie stuck her head in the litterbox while Charlie was taking a shit and got her ass handed to her. Good job, Charlie. I bet that bitch never puts her head in the litter box door again.

[Duchess]

Who is Margie? Is she the new puppy?

[sally]

Yes, she's a dick head. She shit in her crate overnight and was covered in shit head to toe. I had to put her stupid ass in the shower, shit every fucking where... what a goddamn pain in my ass.

[MirahM]

I can't wait for my kids to fight over my shit when I'm dead. You know what would really suck when you're dead, still having to worry about your stupid kids. You worry about them from conception and then you can't even be dead in peace.

Great point

[MirahM]

I aint saying shit.

Is it because 













You want to sleep with all of them!?

[BigMark]

I can leave the house with three bucks and get three glasses of wine at the local cafe.