It appears I've gotten started on the wrong foot

[thekid65]

Sinister, come're snookems.... and give Daddy a hug. Let's let bygones be bygones and give this another go, eh? My sincere apologies for using the c-word, I wasnt aware that you were so sensitive. Rest assured that it wont happen again.

[color="red"]C[/color]an't we all just get along, and play nice? This joint really does seem to have a lot to offer, and some obviously very intelligent posters. I'd surely like to participate, if you all can find it in your hearts to forgive me, and let me play in your reindeer games.

[color="red"]U[/color]sually when I enter a forum as a n00b, I make it a point to play nice, and get to know the general population to determine what my posting style should be, I want to fit in, I really fucking do! However, with the welcome message at the top of the page, I assumed that one should come in here waving an asshole flag, in order to gain acceptance with the folks.

[color="red"]N[/color]ow I realize, that some of ya's were under the impression that I was here to somehow defend Mimi's (LLMP's) honor, or some shit like that. I assure you, that ya'll couldnt be more wrong. Yes, she's a member at CRF, but other than that I know little about her. So why should I risk life, limb and textual humiliation by coming in here to defend her honor? Although I'm a very nice guy, I'm just not that fucking nice. So, with all this being said...

[color="red"]T[/color]hank you for not outright banning me, and giving me yet another chance to particpate in this establishment. I'll make the proper effort this time, if you'll indulge me. Let's see...avatar...check, proper bitch name...check. Friendly, but yet sarcastic post, check.

Sincerely,

thekid65

[Middle Finger]

Saying the "c" word and being an asshole is perfectly fine. You interpreted the welcome message right. In fact, the logo, at one point in its animation, indicates that assholes thrive well here.

You were being tortured. Sometimes Sinister likes to aggravate newbies and lock their threads. It's another form of testing them perhaps, and it is sometimes needed to make sure they aren't TOO dumb.

No need for you to be friendly, many here are not. Again, this is the Initiation & Torture forum - so factor that in.

If and when you get full access, you can be the meanest, unfriendliest, most "c" word using bastard on the internet if you want.

You are in Sinister's hands at this point. Good luck, dopey.

[Sinister]

Actually, Kid, I am a cunt, so that wasn't the problem. The problem was calling me stupid, because I am far from that. More brains in my pinkie finger than any 4 members here have total.

But I liked your way to get cunt back into your post. That was cute. Not only that, I think it would be humorous to have a spy for the whiner LMPP here, so I'm going to let you in without further torture except to ask how old you are. Tell me that and you're in.

[thekid65]

Just a little clue, the 65 in my moniker, despite your assertions in another thread, is my year of birth.

[Sinister]

Just a little clue, the 65 in my moniker, despite your assertions in another thread, is my year of birth.

Math even I can do. ::lmao::

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