Recipes for Sally and whoever gives a shit

[Cynical Ninja]

Recipe:- Sally

Take one retarded soup chicken.

Mix with one kilo of compulsive and pointless lies.

Add 4 tablespoons of the internet.

Mix until tedious.

Serve tepid in a used condom.

Good one Opie, atleast you are good for something. It really makes upfor being a bum and a sorry excuse for aman.Have you even started looking for a job yet or is your girlfriend still selling her ass while you sit here at the computer all day?

Justifying myself to a an oxygen thief like you is very low on my list of priorities.

Somewhere below scratching my ass and blowing my nose.

[The Afterbirth]

I think Moose should be banned for this, he doesnt even know how to type a recipe correctly. Both of your recipes sound good though. Fucking homos!



Chilli Cheese steaks

6Tablespoons all purpose flour
4 teaspoons salt
4 teaspoons chili powder
¹⁄₂ teaspoon pepper
2 lbs round steak or venison steaks
¹⁄₂ cup vegetable oil
4 cups chopped onions
128 ounce canchopped tomatoes
2 cups shredded sharp cheddar cheese

Preheat oven to 350. In cup combine flour, salt, chilli powder and pepper.
Place meat on cutting board and sprinkle with flour mixture. With a meat mallet pound mixture into meat. Turn and repeat on other side. Reserve the leftover flour mixture.

In a large skillet over medium-high heat in hot oil, cook meat untill well browned on both sides. Remove meat to a plate. In the same pan, add onions and cook about 5 mins. Stir in remaining flour mixture.

Into a large shallow casserole pan, spread onion mixture. Arrange steaks on top, then top with tomatoes(do not drain the juice)

Cover with foil and bake about 1 ¹⁄₂ hours or untill meat is fork tender. Sprinkle steaks with cheese and cook another 5 mins or untill cheese is melted. Serve steaks and sauce with white rice.

I just put these in the oven like 20 mins ago...I'll tell you how they were later.

[sally]

I think Moose should be banned for this, he doesnt even know how to type a recipe correctly. Both of your recipes sound good though. Fucking homos!



Chilli Cheese steaks

6Tablespoons all purpose flour
4 teaspoons salt
4 teaspoons chili powder
¹⁄₂ teaspoon pepper
2 lbs round steak or venison steaks
¹⁄₂ cup vegetable oil
4 cups chopped onions
128 ounce canchopped tomatoes
2 cups shredded sharp cheddar cheese

Preheat oven to 350. In cup combine flour, salt, chilli powder and pepper.
Place meat on cutting board and sprinkle with flour mixture. With a meat mallet pound mixture into meat. Turn and repeat on other side. Reserve the leftover flour mixture.

In a large skillet over medium-high heat in hot oil, cook meat untill well browned on both sides. Remove meat to a plate. In the same pan, add onions and cook about 5 mins. Stir in remaining flour mixture.

Into a large shallow casserole pan, spread onion mixture. Arrange steaks on top, then top with tomatoes(do not drain the juice)

Cover with foil and bake about 1 ¹⁄₂ hours or untill meat is fork tender. Sprinkle steaks with cheese and cook another 5 mins or untill cheese is melted. Serve steaks and sauce with white rice.

I just put these in the oven like 20 mins ago...I'll tell you how they were later.

They should be orgasmic if you did them right. Kinda a pain in the ass to make though, I didnt think anyone would actually make it lol.

[The Afterbirth]

Pain in the ass? They were fairly easy to make in my opinion. I changed up the onion mixture a little but they were delicious.

[QueenBee]

BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN

• 6-7 lb. chicken
  
• 1 cup melted butter
  
• 1 cup stuffing
  
• 1 cup uncooked popcorn
  
• salt/pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for popping sounds. When the chicken'sass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done.

I just love these easy recipes!!