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"What did you do over the weekend?"
I'm going to say, "Fuck you, it isn't any of your business"
I fucking hate that question with a passion especially if I didn't do anything so I just say, "Relaxed" Maybe I got chores done, maybe I didn't. Did go on any long hikes? No. Kayak? No. Swim? No.
I fucking hate nosy questions by people I barely know.
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What are you going to do next weekend?
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Fucking I don't know yet. LOL. I mean Fuck off! You, not me.
Depends on the weather really.
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It’s like some expectation that you fill every weekend with either extraordinary experiences or productivity?
Yeah, fuck that.
Tell them…”well, I went to bed Friday night and then Saturday, I woke up. I had some coffee (or tea) and then I took a shit. Later, I ate some breakfast and then, I spent an hour looking at my phone and then I thought about the day…”.
They’ll probably wish they hadn’t asked by that point.
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Did some of this and some of that! 
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Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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Exactly.
I started at my thumbs all weekend.
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And finished with your toes.
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I like to say, "nothing, absolutely nothing and I enjoyed every motherfucking minute of it."
I don't get asked that much at all, I'm told I'm unapproachable. 
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“Oh, not much. I puttered around the house and made some pasta carbonara while my husband threatened to commit suicide in the pool. How was your weekend?”
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(08-18-2025, 07:47 AM)sally Wrote: “Oh, not much. I puttered around the house and made some pasta carbonara while my husband threatened to commit suicide in the pool. How was your weekend?”
My family is borderline starved because they love my pasta carbonara recipe and it’s easy as shit.
I couldn’t find the cooking thread but I’m making a pasta primavera with some chicken in it tonight that’s actually looking like it might taste good.
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Thankfully there was a computer issue this morning first thing so we didn't have time to exchange nicities. I like Sally's response, except I know its real. And I have used Duchess' response also.
I meant *stared not started. Fuck.
The other thing about my coworker is he is super happy so I always sort of feel like I have to be "on" when he is around. He had Friday off so I was finally like, "Awesome, I'm not smiling all day today at all" It was great.
The funny thing is he sort of caused the computer issue and admitted it after it was fixed and it made me fucking laugh, so then I smiled and my day was better.
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(08-18-2025, 09:34 PM)username Wrote: I couldn’t find the cooking thread
Girl. You didn't look. It's in Mock's kitchen. Where else would it be?
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