Pity NO, Contempt Yes

[Middle Finger]

This newbie signed up and I noticed his homepage. I didn't even know LMPP was there until someone told me. You are obviously confusing yourself or something.

Just admit you surf the pathetic mock sites out there in the Internet ether and get over it. Faggot.

Yes, you're right. I surfed, found his site, and made him sign up here and put his site's homepage in his profile.

[AnonyMoose]

This newbie signed up and I noticed his homepage. I didn't even know LMPP was there until someone told me. You are obviously confusing yourself or something.

Just admit you surf the pathetic mock sites out there in the Internet ether and get over it. Faggot.

Yes, you're right. I surfed, found his site, and made him sign up here and put his site's homepage in his profile.

LMPPussy; the cunt you love more than life itself made him sign up here. You were there because your nose is up her ass, Frank. That's why you beg for her not to leave. That's why you refuse to delete her account when she asks you to. A fucking 50 year old jackmormon witha shit joband a ton of alcohol related psychological issues. Do you fantasize you are her fucking saviour or something? You been watching Pretty Woman again with a box of tissues? You are such a pathetic little tool.

[Middle Finger]

This newbie signed up and I noticed his homepage. I didn't even know LMPP was there until someone told me. You are obviously confusing yourself or something.

Just admit you surf the pathetic mock sites out there in the Internet ether and get over it. Faggot.

Yes, you're right. I surfed, found his site, and made him sign up here and put his site's homepage in his profile.

LMPPussy; the cunt you love more than life itself made him sign up here. You were there because your nose is up her ass, Frank. That's why you beg for her not to leave. That's why you refuse to delete her account when she asks you to. A fucking 50 year old jackmormon witha shit joband a ton of alcohol related psychological issues. Do you fantasize you are her fucking saviour or something? You been watching Pretty Woman again with a box of tissues? You are such a pathetic little tool.

FUCK YOU, I was watching The Titanic, not Pretty Woman!!

By the way, I can't get chili out of my mind now. ::lmao::

[AnonyMoose]

By the way, I can't get chili out of my mind now. ::lmao::

What kind of meat? My favorite is ground lamb or ground pork.

[Middle Finger]

By the way, I can't get chili out of my mind now. ::lmao::

What kind of meat? My favorite is ground lamb or ground pork.

I meant your recipe. ::laugh::

[Borndragon]

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Did this run-on sentence, "their" instead of "they're"

Obviously, as I've strolled up to the front gates of this shithole, I've been greeted by the resident spelling lamer, spamming mutt, Piddle the Poodle, "What a pussy ass guard dog" *Born kicks Piddle off his leg as he makes his way to the the front door*

Kicking in the door, I was immediately engulfed by the rancid stench emanating from inside the shack, a mixture of piss, shit, bad beer, diaper ointment, unwashed pussy and cheesy poofs sniped at my nostrils, just as I was
about to throw up in my mouth, I noticed Piddle had crept back onto my leg, dry humping the shit out of my jeans as he yelped some incoherent bullshit about me misspelling some word or another. "These mocksters are a trashy little group of dipshits" *Born gnarls as he slams Piddles head against the door jam until the mutt releases his lust grip on Dragons leg*

I make my way into the dimly lit shanty that is the 'Mock Forums', kicking through empty bottles of what looks to be Strawberry Pete's Wicked Ale and assorted wine coolers mixed in with a few Milwaukee's Best thrown in here and there...only to realize that Piddle was allowed to crap as he pleased thru out the shack as there were piles of shit everywhere that no one had troubled themselves to clean up. Just as I was about to say "fuck this" and depart this shithole for much better parts of the interweb, one of the shit piles moved and spoke: "hey, you there, you're standing on Sinister, she's our main slag, kindly get off of her." Lifting up my right boot, I noticed I'd smeared what seemed to be a portion of Sin's left tit into the floorboards. "Let me get this straight" I ponder out loud, as I walk using caution not to step into anymore Mock Forum Regs, "Piddle craps you 'Bitches' out and then you all live here in this hovel, endlessly Mocking each other, drinking shitty alcohol, most of you are too young to drink anyways, and you all see yourselves as cool doing it?" "then you lay there demanding people sink to your level and become turds like you to become part of your cliquish fucked up forum?"

*Born slams the door on the way out*
"Get fuckin' real, Bitches."

*Born cleans what remained of Sinisters left tit from his boot in a patch of weeds, before exiting the property.*

[Middle Finger]

That was probably the most well-written, yet simultaneously boring, newbie-spew ever. I fell asleep twice.

You are quality, I will give you that. You're in Sinister's hands now.

[AnonyMoose]

By the way, I can't get chili out of my mind now. ::lmao::

What kind of meat? My favorite is ground lamb or ground pork.

I meant your recipe. ::laugh::

You retard. WHAT KIND OF MEAT would you use in my recipe? Fuck; are you taking newbie pills tonight?!?!?!

[Middle Finger]

By the way, I can't get chili out of my mind now. ::lmao::

What kind of meat? My favorite is ground lamb or ground pork.

I meant your recipe. ::laugh::

You retard. WHAT KIND OF MEAT would you use in my recipe? Fuck; are you taking newbie pills tonight?!?!?!

Oh, I would go with your recommendation. I like any of the reasonable choices. I'm a big meat guy, although it's usually me grilling ribeyes. I mix meats up with certain foods, like meat sauces for pasta (i.e. using ground turkey, sausage, chopped beef, etc.)

[AnonyMoose]

Obviously, as I've strolled up to the front gates of this shithole, I've been greeted by the resident spelling lamer, spamming mutt, Piddle the Poodle, "What a pussy ass guard dog" *Born kicks Piddle off his leg as he makes his way to the the front door*

Kicking in the door, I was immediately engulfed by the rancid stench emanating from inside the shack, a mixture of piss, shit, bad beer, diaper ointment, unwashed pussy and cheesy poofs sniped at my nostrils, just as I was
about to throw up in my mouth, I noticed Piddle had crept back onto my leg, dry humping the shit out of my jeans as he yelped some incoherent bullshit about me misspelling some word or another. "These mocksters are a trashy little group of dipshits" *Born gnarls as he slams Piddles head against the door jam until the mutt releases his lust grip on Dragons leg*

I make my way into the dimly lit shanty that is the 'Mock Forums', kicking through empty bottles of what looks to be Strawberry Pete's Wicked Ale and assorted wine coolers mixed in with a few Milwaukee's Best thrown in here and there...only to realize that Piddle was allowed to crap as he pleased thru out the shack as there were piles of shit everywhere that no one had troubled themselves to clean up. Just as I was about to say "fuck this" and depart this shithole for much better parts of the interweb, one of the shit piles moved and spoke: "hey, you there, you're standing on Sinister, she's our main slag, kindly get off of her." Lifting up my right boot, I noticed I'd smeared what seemed to be a portion of Sin's left tit into the floorboards. "Let me get this straight" I ponder out loud, as I walk using caution not to step into anymore Mock Forum Regs, "Piddle craps you 'Bitches' out and then you all live here in this hovel, endlessly Mocking each other, drinking shitty alcohol, most of you are too young to drink anyways, and you all see yourselves as cool doing it?" "then you lay there demanding people sink to your level and become turds like you to become part of your cliquish fucked up forum?"

*Born slams the door on the way out*
"Get fuckin' real, Bitches."

*Born cleans what remained of Sinisters left tit from his boot in a patch of weeds, before exiting the property.*

I feel bad that you spent 20 minutes on that and I only got to "Strolled to the front" before losing interest. You are like a retarded version of Sir Francis Bacon.

[Sinister]

More of the same old same old with this asshat, just with prettier words.

YAWN

Fucker ain't even worth a smiley.

[Middle Finger]

More of the same old same old with this asshat, just with prettier words.

YAWN

Fucker ain't even worth a smiley.

Man, that's just low ... how could you insult Boringdragon like that?

[AnonyMoose]

More of the same old same old with this asshat, just with prettier words.

YAWN

Fucker ain't even worth a smiley.

Man, that's just low ... how could you insult Boringdragon like that?

He made Gene Gene The Dancing Machine cry.

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[Sinister]

More of the same old same old with this asshat, just with prettier words.

YAWN

Fucker ain't even worth a smiley.

Man, that's just low ... how could you insult Boringdragon like that?

After a good meal, I shit better scripts than that babbling he wrote. Fuck him.

[AnonyMoose]

I shit better scripts

Can you hook up a toilet cam so we can watch? I am a huge fan of the arts.

[Sinister]

I shit better scripts

Can you hook up a toilet cam so we can watch? I am a huge fan of the arts.

I would but MF gets "grossed out" by stuff like that. The big sissy.

[AnonyMoose]

I shit better scripts

Can you hook up a toilet cam so we can watch? I am a huge fan of the arts.

I would but MF gets "grossed out" by stuff like that. The big sissy.

I would crawl through 100 miles of your shit just to sniff your pussy farts through a screen door. ::lmao::

[Middle Finger]

I shit better scripts

Can you hook up a toilet cam so we can watch? I am a huge fan of the arts.

I would but MF gets "grossed out" by stuff like that. The big sissy.

I would crawl through 100 miles of your shit just to sniff your pussy farts through a screen door. ::lmao::

You know that there is something seriously wrong with you, right? Anyone that vulgar is either 14 or in need of therapy, immediately.

[Sinister]

Moose ain't wrapped real tight, is he, MF?? ::nuts::

[LuMPyPussy]

I'm so shocked you assume a lot.

It is listed blatantly as his homepage in his profile. I read the profiles of newbies.

The site you found BEFORE LMPP sent the first cunt to protect her honor. Don't jerk me off, asshole.

This is the perfect example of how you confuse andscramble facts so they don't even bear a superficial resemblance to the truth. Other examples are scattered all over the forum like scat. ::laugh::