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Blue Tiki.
#1
Im putting this here, i notice Blue is no longer here, now she was a weirdo, cold, clinical, a bit scary.
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#2
She pops in every once in a while. I like her.
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#3
Yeah but would you lick her?
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#4
No Mark. I don’t go around licking folks like a dog.
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#5
Something I wanted to tell you though Mark is that they make butt lift and plump jeans for men. Your days of walking around with a flat ass are over. These would come in handy for Cars, RC and Clang too.
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(01-07-2026, 04:59 PM)sally Wrote: Something I wanted to tell you though Mark is that they make butt lift and plump jeans for men. Your days of walking around with a flat ass are over. These would come in handy for Cars, RC and Clang too.

No flat ass for me. I wear butt enhancing underwear.

Underworks Women's Padded Rear... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006M5AJUS?ref...b_ap_share
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#7
Good for you Clang, ladies love a nice tight ass.
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#8
113

How would we explain Mock to others?
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(01-07-2026, 04:59 PM)sally Wrote: Something I wanted to tell you though Mark is that they make butt lift and plump jeans for men. Your days of walking around with a flat ass are over. These would come in handy for Cars, RC and Clang too.

Madonna's butt enhancement was not terribly impressive, and would likely be the best that money can buy, so hard pass for me.
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#10
(01-07-2026, 05:59 PM)sally Wrote: Good for you Clang, ladies love a nice tight ass.
Once time I wore them under my jeans and went outside to move my car. There was a black guy sitting on the stoop and when he saw me his eyes went so wide and his facial expression was like "DAAAAAAAAMMMMMN!"
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#11
I’m not telling you to get butt implants RC, just plump and tighten like Clang does. This could be the reason you’re not having any luck with the ladies. He doesn’t have luck with the ladies either despite his good looking ass, but that’s because he’s slow.
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#12
(01-07-2026, 08:17 PM)sally Wrote: I’m not telling you to get butt implants RC, just plump and tighten like Clang does. This could be the reason you’re not having any luck with the ladies. He doesn’t have luck with the ladies either despite his good looking ass, but that’s because he’s slow.

I'm not slow, I just make bad decisions. And only crazy ladies are attracted to me. Well technically the girl in college was using me to get to my older brother John. And I pretty sure the other one was going make me believe some other dude's baby was mine. But we never had sex so her scam fell apart.
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#13
It takes him 3 hours to watch 60 minutes.
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(01-07-2026, 04:59 PM)sally Wrote: Something I wanted to tell you though Mark is that they make butt lift and plump jeans for men. Your days of walking around with a flat ass are over. These would come in handy for Cars, RC and Clang too.

My butt is just fine the way it is, thankyou very much!!!   Smiley_emoticons_razz 
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#15
My bottom is a good one apparently, not my words, its small, and compact. My shoulders apparently are also a plus point, they are square like an american footballers, not sloped.

Chang you are just like an ex love, Judith, i should have married her, she was self depricating, making jokes at her own expense, and was hilarious, just like you. The difference is that i dont find you, or males attractive.

If you were female id consider kidnap, but then again your note Jude. Only kidding. When love goes it goes forever. Ill think about her all day now.
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#16
(Yesterday, 05:26 AM)BigMark Wrote: It takes him 3 hours to watch 60 minutes.

It took me a week to watch Rush Hour. I had to keep rewinding to understand the words coming out of Chris Tucker's mouth.
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#17
I watch this guy on tiktok
His name is ableheart, he makes "inspirational" videos
He recently started making videos wearing a butt implant, it's so weird.
The first one is his usual video, the 2nd one probably won't play here as it is a "short"









https://youtube.com/shorts/0pJ4vBY1sKY?s...xsrKxmiiNl

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#18
(Yesterday, 11:33 AM)MirahM Wrote: I watch this guy on tiktok
His name is ableheart, he makes "inspirational" videos
He recently started making videos wearing a butt implant, it's so weird.
The first one is his usual video, the 2nd one probably won't play here as it is a "short"


https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fJa6uR/
https://youtube.com/shorts/0pJ4vBY1sKY?s...xsrKxmiiNl

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#19
I don't think I'd know a butt implant unless it sat on me. I once got a hug from someone with breast implants and those things were hard. There wasn't anything cuddly about them. 
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(Yesterday, 12:05 PM)Duchess Wrote: I don't think I'd know a butt implant unless it sat on me. I once got a hug from someone with breast implants and those things were hard. There wasn't anything cuddly about them. 

oldschool ones were hard, modern ones much softer.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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