START A NEW TOPIC IN THE NEWBIE FORUM, YOU NEWBIE BITCH!

[Sir_Mock_Alot]

Oh, really? How fucking original. I would start off by introducing myself, but frankly, this shitty little corner of the internet is more of a pretentious bitch than Sin.

Mockforums? What the fuck did you expect to achieve? after reading a few of these intro threads, it seems you all act like hardcore asshole, yet when someone actually breaks one of the rules, or offends your precious little eyes through some form of mockery or debauchery, you all go crying to mommy Sin, and daddy MF. Grow the fuck up.

WE TRANSFER YOU TO FULL ACCESS WHEN WE FEEL YOU'VE EARNED IT.

No kidding? I have to pass a gatekeeper huh? Let me guess, it's Sin? Sounds like fun, what's on the other side eh? I highly doubt it is better than what is in this 'newbie forum' that been said, why the fuck should I waste my efforts when much lulz can be had in this forum alone?

NO PORN, NOTHING REALLY DISGUSTING, NO SUPER ANNOYING POSTING TACTICS!

What is there to mock now, then? Fucktards.

YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OLD TO JOIN.

You 've all broken that rule. Judging by the lack of correct grammar, I'd say none of you, including MF, are older than 13. The "No Porn" rule having to be said alone, proves this point. Adults wouldn't give a shit, seriously, and a rule against it would be unspoken.

ALSO, BE USEFUL AND TELL SOMEONE GOOD AT MOCKING TO JOIN.

They did.

MOST IMPORTANTLY - YOU TAKE YOUR OWN CHANCES HERE. IF YOU HAVE PICS, ETC. ON THE NET, DON'T CRY IF THEY GET USED. YOUR PRIVACY REGARDING PUBLIC ITEMS IS NOT PROTECTED HERE.

WELCOME TO THE INTERNETS, CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR THE COOL.

You do not need to caps lock every rule, it just looks noobish and idiotic, change it. Seriously that was terrible. If you want to properly make rules that someone will actually follow, please direct some of your brain power away from looking at gay midget porn for a few minutes so you can at least appear intelligent.

Love and Kisses.
Mock.

[Middle Finger]

You sound decent, but a little dopey. You are incorrect about a few things, but it doesn't matter.

Now load an avatar, use the custom title feature in My Account > Profile to pick a bitch name, and stick a few capital letters up that know-it-all ass of yours to help put yourself in your proper puppet place.

[Sir_Mock_Alot]

You sound decent, but a little dopey. You are incorrect about a few things, but it doesn't matter.

Now load an avatar, use the custom title feature in My Account > Profile to pick a bitch name, and stick a few capital letters up that know-it-all ass of yours to help put yourself in your proper puppet place.

I did upload an avatar when I created the account, but it seems it hasn't appeared, I'll re upload this one. Like it? I know, me neither, but fuck, who gives a damn. Wish I could say it was nice meeting you, but really, I doubt it, as for me being a puppet, I'd say that is more like you, being Sin's puppet. Unoriginal and cliched in this board, I know. Interesting group you have here, though when I look at the quality of earlier introduction posts (take Sins for example)they fail, in comparison to the ones made within the last month, I have to say. It would seem Sin just demanded modship over this forum, well, I want that too. If you don't whine like a bitch, I may even allow a few members in, unlike Sin, I would have a system.

[Middle Finger]

Interesting group you have here, though when I look at the quality of earlier introduction posts (take Sins for example)they fail, in comparison to the ones made within the last month, I have to say. It would seem Sin just demanded modship over this forum, well, I want that too. If you don't whine like a bitch, I may even allow a few members in, unlike Sin, I would have a system.

What the fuck, do you think you're a a Mock Forum Consultant or something? Thanks. Thanks for the advice. I recommend you get busy shifting from Forum Consulting to actually entertaining us.

You still don't have a Bitch name, you somewhat dopey, flabby-ass, consultant-bore.

[ramseycat]

WHERE are all these idiots coming from? And why do they think that they have to start with the insulting bullshit in their intro thread??? I swear they are all the same damn person just signing up under different screen names. Although, I do like this one's name and avatar.

MF, you need to close the door to this place for awhile. Maybe the high schoolers will get bored and find a new place to play.

[Sir_Mock_Alot]

so, let me get this straight.

You're complaining about a sudden influx of new members. I personally would be rejoicing. You're calling me a "high schooler", where your grammar is worse than mine, If I am a "high schooler", then you're a fucking toddler. You're asking the owner to shut the site down, because of new members, are you some freaking mentally retarded fuck with a mother who is also his sister?

WHERE are all these idiots coming from? And why do they think that they have to start with the insulting bullshit in their intro thread???

Where are all the new members coming from? Welcome to the internet, missy, there are search engines, you know? As for the insults, maybe I'm just following suit on the intro threads that I have read on the last page or so, ever think of that, dickshit?

[Sir_Mock_Alot]

Interesting group you have here, though when I look at the quality of earlier introduction posts (take Sins for example)they fail, in comparison to the ones made within the last month, I have to say. It would seem Sin just demanded modship over this forum, well, I want that too. If you don't whine like a bitch, I may even allow a few members in, unlike Sin, I would have a system.

What the fuck, do you think you're a a Mock Forum Consultant or something? Thanks. Thanks for the advice. I recommend you get busy shifting from Forum Consulting to actually entertaining us.

You still don't have a Bitch name, you somewhat dopey, flabby-ass, consultant-bore.

I find it fucking laughable that you can only respond to the least insulting part of my post, learn how to do this, come back, and then try again, k?

[Middle Finger]

I have no idea why Ramseycat is taken back by insults. This site embraces those who wish to insult or be insulted.

She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. In fact, it might even be appropriate to call her a butter knife.

That being said, ADD A BITCH NAME, NEW MEAT.

[ramseycat]

so, let me get this straight.

You're complaining about a sudden influx of new members. I personally would be rejoicing. You're calling me a "high schooler", where your grammar is worse than mine, If I am a "high schooler", then you're a fucking toddler. You're asking the owner to shut the site down, because of new members, are you some freaking mentally retarded fuck with a mother who is also his sister?

WHERE are all these idiots coming from? And why do they think that they have to start with the insulting bullshit in their intro thread???

Where are all the new members coming from? Welcome to the internet, missy, there are search engines, you know? As for the insults, maybe I'm just following suit on the intro threads that I have read on the last page or so, ever think of that, dickshit?

Ah yea jackass, I am a women first of all. And second, the page or so of intros is what I am talking about. You idiots come in here acting all tough and insulting refusing to adhere to the few rules here at Mock. Yea, it makes me wonder where you all come from.

[Middle Finger]

Interesting group you have here, though when I look at the quality of earlier introduction posts (take Sins for example)they fail, in comparison to the ones made within the last month, I have to say. It would seem Sin just demanded modship over this forum, well, I want that too. If you don't whine like a bitch, I may even allow a few members in, unlike Sin, I would have a system.

What the fuck, do you think you're a a Mock Forum Consultant or something? Thanks. Thanks for the advice. I recommend you get busy shifting from Forum Consulting to actually entertaining us.

You still don't have a Bitch name, you somewhat dopey, flabby-ass, consultant-bore.

I find it fucking laughable that you can only respond to the least insulting part of my post, learn how to do this, come back, and then try again, k?

You might want to lower your expectations on response accuracy - we respond to what we want to respond to. You demand nothing. We might not respond at all just to annoy you.

In this case, I didn't respond because no one, especially me, gives a fuck what you think of past threads. Crybaby bitches whine about the posts of others.

Mockers make posts for their own enjoyment.

[Middle Finger]

so, let me get this straight.

You're complaining about a sudden influx of new members. I personally would be rejoicing. You're calling me a "high schooler", where your grammar is worse than mine, If I am a "high schooler", then you're a fucking toddler. You're asking the owner to shut the site down, because of new members, are you some freaking mentally retarded fuck with a mother who is also his sister?

WHERE are all these idiots coming from? And why do they think that they have to start with the insulting bullshit in their intro thread???

Where are all the new members coming from? Welcome to the internet, missy, there are search engines, you know? As for the insults, maybe I'm just following suit on the intro threads that I have read on the last page or so, ever think of that, dickshit?

Ah yea jackass, I am a women first of all. And second, the page or so of intros is what I am talking about. You idiots come in here acting all tough and insulting refusing to adhere to the few rules here at Mock. Yea, it makes me wonder where you all come from.

True - this new bitch has been demanding AND not putting in a bitch name.

This new puppet is smart, but he has a few strikes.

[QueenBee]

WHERE are all these idiots coming from? And why do they think that they have to start with the insulting bullshit in their intro thread???

Did you notice they all insult Sin and MF? Is there some kind of newsletter going out telling the kids to join, and who to insult. When will they learn you have to be a Mock Member before you insult Sin and MF.

[Sir_Mock_Alot]

so, let me get this straight.

You're complaining about a sudden influx of new members. I personally would be rejoicing. You're calling me a "high schooler", where your grammar is worse than mine, If I am a "high schooler", then you're a fucking toddler. You're asking the owner to shut the site down, because of new members, are you some freaking mentally retarded fuck with a mother who is also his sister?

WHERE are all these idiots coming from? And why do they think that they have to start with the insulting bullshit in their intro thread???

Where are all the new members coming from? Welcome to the internet, missy, there are search engines, you know? As for the insults, maybe I'm just following suit on the intro threads that I have read on the last page or so, ever think of that, dickshit?

Ah yea jackass, I am a women first of all. And second, the page or so of intros is what I am talking about. You idiots come in here acting all tough and insulting refusing to adhere to the few rules here at Mock. Yea, it makes me wonder where you all come from.

You're a women? As in, more than one? I have broken no rules, you may want to read them. Where do we all come from? Why do I refer to us as we? I do not, I know none of these people, I simply googled 'No Rules + Forums'

[Sir_Mock_Alot]

Interesting group you have here, though when I look at the quality of earlier introduction posts (take Sins for example)they fail, in comparison to the ones made within the last month, I have to say. It would seem Sin just demanded modship over this forum, well, I want that too. If you don't whine like a bitch, I may even allow a few members in, unlike Sin, I would have a system.

What the fuck, do you think you're a a Mock Forum Consultant or something? Thanks. Thanks for the advice. I recommend you get busy shifting from Forum Consulting to actually entertaining us.

You still don't have a Bitch name, you somewhat dopey, flabby-ass, consultant-bore.

I find it fucking laughable that you can only respond to the least insulting part of my post, learn how to do this, come back, and then try again, k?

You might want to lower your expectations on response accuracy - we respond to what we want to respond to. You demand nothing. We might not respond at all just to annoy you.

In this case, I didn't respond because no one, especially me, gives a fuck what you think of past threads. Crybaby bitches whine about the posts of others.

Mockers make posts for their own enjoyment.

I can see I'll enjoy it here, then.

[Sir_Mock_Alot]

so, let me get this straight.

You're complaining about a sudden influx of new members. I personally would be rejoicing. You're calling me a "high schooler", where your grammar is worse than mine, If I am a "high schooler", then you're a fucking toddler. You're asking the owner to shut the site down, because of new members, are you some freaking mentally retarded fuck with a mother who is also his sister?

WHERE are all these idiots coming from? And why do they think that they have to start with the insulting bullshit in their intro thread???

Where are all the new members coming from? Welcome to the internet, missy, there are search engines, you know? As for the insults, maybe I'm just following suit on the intro threads that I have read on the last page or so, ever think of that, dickshit?

Ah yea jackass, I am a women first of all. And second, the page or so of intros is what I am talking about. You idiots come in here acting all tough and insulting refusing to adhere to the few rules here at Mock. Yea, it makes me wonder where you all come from.

True - this new bitch has been demanding AND not putting in a bitch name.

This new puppet is smart, but he has a few strikes.

Smart? I'm a motherfucking Genious.

[ramseycat]

I fully expect insults and mockery. But to start off being a total ass with the first post is ridiculous. Try easing in and maybe they will get allowed in sooner. And then they can run off at the mouth with what they consider to be mocking.

[Sir_Mock_Alot]

WHERE are all these idiots coming from? And why do they think that they have to start with the insulting bullshit in their intro thread???

[color="darkred"]Did you notice they all insult Sin and MF? Is there some kind of newsletter going out telling the kids to join, and who to insult. When will they learn you have to be a Mock Member before you insult Sin and MF.[/color]

I read the previous intro posts, they are all doing the same, fag, have you read this thread at all? Is it mandatory that you post in a red bold font or does it just make you feel special?

[Sir_Mock_Alot]

I fully expect insults and mockery. But to start off being a total ass with the first post is ridiculous. Try easing in and maybe they will get allowed in sooner. And then they can run off at the mouth with what they consider to be mocking.

... or, I could do it how I'm doing it, seems to be working, no? As far as I can understand it, the aim is to get through, not to get through fast, I have stated before that I really don't care, as there is enough lulz in this forum alone. By the way, why does insulting annoy you? The title of this forum is MOCK FORUMS. the banner clearly states: "This might not be for little bitches" and " assholes can thrive very well here" also "Name calling is allowed here, Crybaby". You don't like it, why the fuck are you still here? Leave.

[Middle Finger]

Ramseycat is part of the "nicer" group of women that we keep around as food to prey upon. That is why she is recommending newbies start off as nice, easing in. She wants a gentler, kinder newbie intro thread.

Feel free to rip her a new asshole.

[Sir_Mock_Alot]

Ramseycat is part of the "nicer" group of women that we keep around as food to prey upon. That is why she is recommending newbies start off as nice, easing in. She wants a gentler, kinder newbie intro thread.

Feel free to rip her a new asshole.

Why the fuck would someone want a nicer intro thread, surely you want someone to prove their mettle, before being granted access to those oh so hallowed halls, how many of those 800 or so posts are actually of you mocking someone, ramseycat? Are they all of you whining and complaining like a little bitch, claiming rules have been broken? This is a forum to insult people on, as I can see, surely, you who have garnered 800 posts since november would know that by now? Are you out of yuor mind? Also, are you on here ²⁴⁄₇ or something? Since creating this thread, I have travelled 18 miles round trip, to my workplace and back, yeah, have you been sat at the computer all day? You lazy cunt.