Can't take the heat?

[Sinister]

Fuck Bitch Names Bitch

Even that would be acceptable, but this 'tard just can't grasp the concept.

[Sinister]

:shockid I miss something yesterday on my initiation,Moosebreath was more like a tabby kitten.

It seems that the moose has gone all soft and drippy on us.

Heh. Must be that new BFFL he was talking about. Turned him into a big fuckin'marshmallow. ::lmao::

[Savage]

:shockid I miss something yesterday on my initiation,Moosebreath was more like a tabby kitten.

It seems that the moose has gone all soft and drippy on us.

He hasn't been the same since I tore him a new one...

...and then another...

...and another...

[Jurassic]

:shockid I miss something yesterday on my initiation,Moosebreath was more like a tabby kitten.

It seems that the moose has gone all soft and drippy on us.

He hasn't been the same since I tore him a new one...

...and then another...

...and another...

So thats the reason Mossebreath is so full of shit ::scared::

[Zakalwe]

Awwww, c'mon, it's shouldn't be this difficult. Sin just wants more cock to suck and MF just wants to wants to watch. Shitting hell.

[The Afterbirth]

I'm back briefly if any of you monkeys want to fling your verbal excrement in my general direction. About to have to cook dinner though so I may be gone again soon.

[sally]

I'm back briefly if any of you monkeys want to fling your verbal excrement in my general direction. About to have to cook dinner though so I may be gone again soon.

You've been on call all day and now you have to make dinner? Why dont you call yourself henpecked pussy bitch?

[AnonyMoose]

You are a freak. Anyone involved in the dominatrix shit is a freak. That is not what sex is supposed to be. Any NORMAL person would tell you that. Take a poll of the people on this forum. I guarantee you are the only one that is into that crap.

What the fuck are you even talking about? Who said anything about dominatrix or sex at all? Where on this entire forum did anyone even mention anything about anything of that nature?

Maybe she mistook you for that guy Savage that enjoys abusing runaway teenage girls by suspending them from their vaginas with some weird meat hook looking device.

How long have you been an EMT-P? Did you do the National Rating (NR-EMT-P)?

[AnonyMoose]

:shockid I miss something yesterday on my initiation,Moosebreath was more like a tabby kitten.

It seems that the moose has gone all soft and drippy on us.

He hasn't been the same since I tore him a new one...

...and then another...

...and another...

So thats the reason Mossebreath is so full of shit ::scared::

That retard couldn't tear a paper bag with a chainsaw. Some of us (read: moi)just don't think some leather clad faggot that tries to find teenage girls on the internet to torture in order to get hard are worth even mocking. If a guy can't get hard by having intercourse and needs $2,000 worth of devices to convince himself he is the dominant species, he should just put his mouth on the business end of a Browning like Hemingway and Cobain did.The guy jerks off to Dahmer articles.

[AnonyMoose]

:shockid I miss something yesterday on my initiation,Moosebreath was more like a tabby kitten.

Candidly, you were the first newbie with an IQ over 40 in two months. I figured you didn't need to play childish fucking games to get in. If you want, we can get some of the other newbies and soup chickens to sling some 3^rd grade recess period insults your way. Jeebus knows we have a few of those.

[The Afterbirth]

You are a freak. Anyone involved in the dominatrix shit is a freak. That is not what sex is supposed to be. Any NORMAL person would tell you that. Take a poll of the people on this forum. I guarantee you are the only one that is into that crap.

What the fuck are you even talking about? Who said anything about dominatrix or sex at all? Where on this entire forum did anyone even mention anything about anything of that nature?

Maybe she mistook you for that guy Savage that enjoys abusing runaway teenage girls by suspending them from their vaginas with some weird meat hook looking device.

How long have you been an EMT-P? Did you do the National Rating (NR-EMT-P)?

Well in that case I agree. BDSM shit makes me wanna vomit.

I finished up my EMT-P right after leaving the Navy. I was a diver and worked deep ocean rescue with a specialty in dive medicine so it seemed natural at the time to do something like that. I left active duty in June of 2006 so about 2 and a half years. I did do the National Registry and did a lot better than I originally expected. I started my EMT-B at a community college and finished up the rest at UNC. I love the work and it gives me time to spend with my family still since I got in with a good service.

[The Afterbirth]

I'm back briefly if any of you monkeys want to fling your verbal excrement in my general direction. About to have to cook dinner though so I may be gone again soon.

You've been on call all day and now you have to make dinner? Why dont you call yourself henpecked pussy bitch?

In college I helped open an italian cuisine restaurant where I was head chef. I enjoy cooking dinner and it helps me wind down from my day. And I hardly call working an 8 hour shift being on call all day. Now a 16 hour double is another deal.

[AnonyMoose]

Well in that case I agree. BDSM shit makes me wanna vomit.

I finished up my EMT-P right after leaving the Navy. I was a diver and worked deep ocean rescue with a specialty in dive medicine so it seemed natural at the time to do something like that. I left active duty in June of 2006 so about 2 and a half years. I did do the National Registry and did a lot better than I originally expected. I started my EMT-B at a community college and finished up the rest at UNC. I love the work and it gives me time to spend with my family still since I got in with a good service.

I did my EMT-B, EMT-IV, EMT-D, and EMT-Mast/EGTA after going from full time to reservist. I vollied for a few years one or two weekends a month, but bagged it when I moved to GA because it didn't have reciprocity with CT and I didn't want to stand for the NR testing.

On to more important shit. What mocking experience do you have prior to this place? What value can you bring to us that would make folks want you in here?

[sally]

I'm back briefly if any of you monkeys want to fling your verbal excrement in my general direction. About to have to cook dinner though so I may be gone again soon.

You've been on call all day and now you have to make dinner? Why dont you call yourself henpecked pussy bitch?

In college I helped open an italian cuisine restaurant where I was head chef. I enjoy cooking dinner and it helps me wind down from my day. And I hardly call working an 8 hour shift being on call all day. Now a 16 hour double is another deal.

So what did you cook? Unlike these Ozark mountain,pig pen fuckers... I'm really interested in something other than hamburger helper and moon pies.

[AnonyMoose]

I'm back briefly if any of you monkeys want to fling your verbal excrement in my general direction. About to have to cook dinner though so I may be gone again soon.

You've been on call all day and now you have to make dinner? Why dont you call yourself henpecked pussy bitch?

In college I helped open an italian cuisine restaurant where I was head chef. I enjoy cooking dinner and it helps me wind down from my day. And I hardly call working an 8 hour shift being on call all day. Now a 16 hour double is another deal.

So what did you cook? Unlike these Ozark mountain,pig pen fuckers... I'm really interested in something other than hamburger helper and moon pies.

Fuck. Leave it to a soup chicken to even turn a fucking newbie torture into a recipe conversation. ::nuts::

[sally]

Well anyone that likes to cook or has pets that they dont use for torture is a plus in my book.

[Middle Finger]

I'm back briefly if any of you monkeys want to fling your verbal excrement in my general direction. About to have to cook dinner though so I may be gone again soon.

You've been on call all day and now you have to make dinner? Why dont you call yourself henpecked pussy bitch?

In college I helped open an italian cuisine restaurant where I was head chef. I enjoy cooking dinner and it helps me wind down from my day. And I hardly call working an 8 hour shift being on call all day. Now a 16 hour double is another deal.

So what did you cook? Unlike these Ozark mountain,pig pen fuckers... I'm really interested in something other than hamburger helper and moon pies.

Fuck. Leave it to a soup chicken to even turn a fucking newbie torture into a recipe conversation. ::nuts::

::lmao::

I shouldn't laugh, though ... I am still thinking about those god damn conch fritters jackboots mentioned.

[Sinister]

So what did you cook? Unlike these Ozark mountain,pig pen fuckers... I'm really interested in something other than hamburger helper and moon pies.

Yeah, uhh...Moose has a point here. Keep the soup chicken recipe and vacuum bullshit out of the newbie area. It's bad enough you inflict this garbage on usin the rest of the forum.....don't bring that crap here.

[Middle Finger]

I figured out why OP stopped hating the soup chickens ... we are starting to see them as cans of food. They are our food. It gets silly to hate your food after a while.

[sally]

Fine I will refrain from talking about food with the new gang of sickos that recently joined. It's back to butt plugs, feces, ball gags, placenta, and strap ons.