Hope

[Middle Finger]

The only sensations this one gets are the few primitive nervous tracks allowing ice cream identification for their fat ass, and blinking so their eyes don't dry out.

[Annapurna]

I get the sensation

Stop massaging your prostate long enough to answer the questions, dolt.

I find it amusing that you think you're worth me going back to re-read posts you've made while I'm busy dealing with other, slightly more worthy but no less meaningful individuals.

[AnonyMoose]

The only sensations this one gets are the few primitive nervous tracks allowing ice cream identification for their fat ass, and blinking so their eyes don't dry out.

This one only blinks so he can get 0.05 of a second without looking at his post menopausal wife's unshaved legs.

[AnonyMoose]

I find it amusing

Monkeys find a yoyo mesmerizing. You would be dazzled merely by the string.

[Annapurna]

The only sensations this one gets are the few primitive nervous tracks allowing ice cream identification for their fat ass, and blinking so their eyes don't dry out.

This one only blinks so he can get 0.05 of a second without looking at his post menopausal wife's unshaved legs.

I've learned, after three marriages, that women are too cumbersome to be dealt with.

I court, I fuck, I leave. By choice, I'm not with a woman long enough anymore for her leg hair to grow to such lengths.

But I digress. You're a child. You don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. But don't worry. When you're old enough to understand the other sex, perhaps you'll get it. You'll come back here, as I'm sure a lonely individual such as yourself shall, 10, 20 years from now. You'll re-read all of this, and think, "that silly old fuck was right."

You wouldn't be the first I've enlightened.

[OnBendedKnee]

[user=106]Annapurna[/user] wrote:

The only sensations this one gets are the few primitive nervous tracks allowing ice cream identification for their fat ass, and blinking so their eyes don't dry out.

This one only blinks so he can get 0.05 of a second without looking at his post menopausal wife's unshaved legs.

I've learned, after three marriages, that women are too cumbersome to be dealt with.

I court, I fuck, I leave. By choice, I'm not with a woman long enough anymore for her leg hair to grow to such lengths.

But I digress. You're a child. You don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. But don't worry. When you're old enough to understand the other sex, perhaps you'll get it. You'll come back here, as I'm sure a lonely individual such as yourself shall, 10, 20 years from now. You'll re-read all of this, and think, "that silly old fuck was right."

You wouldn't be the first I've enlightened.

You've had three women dump your sorry ass?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhocking.

[AnonyMoose]

But I digress. You're a child. You don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. But don't worry. When you're old enough to understand the other sex, perhaps you'll get it. You'll come back here, as I'm sure a lonely individual such as yourself shall, 10, 20 years from now. You'll re-read all of this, and think, "that silly old fuck was right."

Fuck, this guy is an assclown. He revels in saying "are you 14" as if he created the statement. If someone googled that infantile response I am sure the return would be in the hundreds of millions. In fact, here it is - the result of mr. creative - 2 billion hits:

Results 1 - 10 of about 1,940,000,000 for are you 14. (0.11 seconds)

[AnonyMoose]

[user=106]Annapurna[/user] wrote:

I've learned, after three marriages, that women are too cumbersome to be dealt with.

You've had three women dump your sorry ass?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhocking.

::lmao::::lmao:: I wish I could vote for that one 100 times.

[Annapurna]

[user=106]Annapurna[/user] wrote:

The only sensations this one gets are the few primitive nervous tracks allowing ice cream identification for their fat ass, and blinking so their eyes don't dry out.

This one only blinks so he can get 0.05 of a second without looking at his post menopausal wife's unshaved legs.

I've learned, after three marriages, that women are too cumbersome to be dealt with.

I court, I fuck, I leave. By choice, I'm not with a woman long enough anymore for her leg hair to grow to such lengths.

But I digress. You're a child. You don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. But don't worry. When you're old enough to understand the other sex, perhaps you'll get it. You'll come back here, as I'm sure a lonely individual such as yourself shall, 10, 20 years from now. You'll re-read all of this, and think, "that silly old fuck was right."

You wouldn't be the first I've enlightened.

You've had three women dump your sorry ass?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhocking.

First one cheated, and I divorced the last two.

Good times.

But I digress. You're a child. You don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. But don't worry. When you're old enough to understand the other sex, perhaps you'll get it. You'll come back here, as I'm sure a lonely individual such as yourself shall, 10, 20 years from now. You'll re-read all of this, and think, "that silly old fuck was right."

Fuck, this guy is an assclown. He revels in saying "are you 14" as if he created the statement. If someone googled that infantile response I am sure the return would be in the hundreds of millions. In fact, here it is - the result of mr. creative - 2 billion hits:

Results 1 - 10 of about 1,940,000,000 for are you 14. (0.11 seconds)

The quest for originality on the internet is more like a death march. I quit long ago. I say what comes to mind. You, kid, aren't worth me thinking up something special for you. I'll save that for whenever the big dick comes strolling on in here (which I imagine there is one; someone has to look after all you twits).

[AnonyMoose]

The quest for originality on the internet is more like a death march. I quit long ago. I say what comes to mind.

The problem is that nothing creative comes from your mind. You merely parrot previous readings. You truly are a chimp at a zoo.

[Annapurna]

The quest for originality on the internet is more like a death march. I quit long ago. I say what comes to mind.

The problem is that nothing creative comes from your mind. You merely parrot previous readings. You truly are a chimp at a zoo.

Oh, I'm a chimp at a zoo, says the self-proclaimed "King of Mooses." I suppose that should mean a lot coming from someone who has entitled himself as the leader of a species of mammal who's mundane existence revolves around eating, shitting, and getting shot at by hicks.

[AnonyMoose]

Oh, I'm a chimp at a zoo, says the self-proclaimed "King of Mooses." I suppose that should mean a lot coming from someone who has entitled himself as the leader of a species of mammal who's mundane existence revolves around eating, shitting, and getting shot at by hicks.

King of Mooses? Was RIF not around when you were in 9^th grade for those 48 months?

[Annapurna]

Oh, I'm a chimp at a zoo, says the self-proclaimed "King of Mooses." I suppose that should mean a lot coming from someone who has entitled himself as the leader of a species of mammal who's mundane existence revolves around eating, shitting, and getting shot at by hicks.

King of Mooses? Was RIF not around when you were in 9^th grade for those 48 months?

Make certain to tack "incoherency" to your list of faults. This is of course assuming that you can find a place for it amongst the oodles of other shit that's found its way on there.

I'm beginning to see why they keep you around here. Every forum needs its bitch - its "punching bag" so that when the more developed members are down (i.e. their ass got beat at school earlier in the day) and need someone to beat up on, they come to you. I see it's taken its toll, too.

[Sinister]

I'm beginning to see why they keep you around here.

We keep him around here because he is one of the rare ones with talent and an IQ higher than his shoe size. I see you fall under the label of "shoe size and IQ identical".

[Annapurna]

I'm beginning to see why they keep you around here.

We keep him around here because he is one of the rare ones with talent and an IQ higher than his shoe size. I see you fall under the label of "shoe size and IQ identical".

I must be wasting my time if that's what a little pretentious twat, who thinks that having an avatar of a skull automatically makers her some devious little shit, considers to be "talent." Talent is something that seems to be missing around here. Though I can't see the rest of your forums (which is perfectly normal for faggots to do when they want to hide the orgy from the rest of civilization), I'm not holding my breath.

[Duchess]

Hiya Gramps...Don't judge the rest of Mock by the few old men you have already encountered...Hell, not only do we have old men, we have old ladies, soup chickens, a handful of perverts, a couple of children, more than one dog, one cat & then there is me, the charming,demure one...Welcome to Mock, Anna.

[ramseycat]

I'd call you Gramps too but since I am 44 that wouldn't fly. However, if you think being 41 is old you've got problems. As per Moose, I am one of the soup chickens. So welcome to Mock. Feel free to astound and impress with your skillful mocking. Waiting......

[Sinister]

I must be wasting my time if that's what a little pretentious twat, who thinks that having an avatar of a skull automatically makers her some devious little shit, considers to be "talent." Talent is something that seems to be missing around here. Though I can't see the rest of your forums (which is perfectly normal for faggots to do when they want to hide the orgy from the rest of civilization), I'm not holding my breath.

Then why, pray tell, are you here?

You are typical for a newb. People think ragging on my avatar is a way to get to me for some reason. I had it custom made by a member here who has more talent in his pinky fingernail than you have brains in your entire body. You don't like Moose? You'll like him even less if you ever gain access. That's another reason I keep him around.

[Annapurna]

I'd call you Gramps too but since I am 44 that wouldn't fly. However, if you think being 41 is old you've got problems. As per Moose, I am one of the soup chickens. So welcome to Mock. Feel free to astound and impress with your skillful mocking. Waiting......

With all of the pretentious twats that dominate our world's youth, older fuckers like you and I really are old. I trust you've witnessed just how extreme the differences are between our age group and theirs. When was the last time you saw any of us cutting ourselves to get attention, going to the emo school of faggotry to get our hair cut, and wearing our pants down around our fucking ankles (among the vast range of shit they do that would make Darwin pray for a much more vicious version of natural selection)?

It's such a pity that condoms didn't do all that was necessary to prevent this mess.

I must be wasting my time if that's what a little pretentious twat, who thinks that having an avatar of a skull automatically makers her some devious little shit, considers to be "talent." Talent is something that seems to be missing around here. Though I can't see the rest of your forums (which is perfectly normal for faggots to do when they want to hide the orgy from the rest of civilization), I'm not holding my breath.

Then why, pray tell, are you here?

You are typical for a newb. People think ragging on my avatar is a way to get to me for some reason. I had it custom made by a member here who has more talent in his pinky fingernail than you have brains in your entire body. You don't like Moose? You'll like him even less if you ever gain access. That's another reason I keep him around.

At present, I'm here to watch the assfuckery that has transpired between you and that Savage mother fucker. I must say, it's been a fantastic show. Demented freak against the biker cunt who thinks her shit smells like roses. What a pity they don't have that on pay-per-view.

Oh, wait. They only show the "clashes of titans" or whatever clichéd phrase they have for it. Savage, though demented, is pretty damned good. You are not.

There's another reason why you keep AnonyMoose around. You need someone to make you feel superior and not the lowlife whore that you really are (seriously, there's no way in hell you could have just gotten your silly little position of "gatekeeper" without having fucked or sucked your way into it. Such a job, though utterly pointless, takes skill - and not with a cock - in order to attain). Here, you're some badass biker broad with her custom-made avatar because she thinks having something specially made for her makes her "special" (here's a tip: it's not the symbol that makes you, it's what you show for it; so far, from the show I've seen, there's nothing to back-up all this hardcore shit you think you've got going for you). But in reality, behind the curtain that shields you from the eyes of the members here, you are nothing. You're just the regular girl that dirty old bastards such as myself visit every once in a while to get a marginally decent pole polishing. And you fucking know it. You'll never admit it, because doing so would destroy what little of a reputation you have left these days, but deep down you know I'm right.

And don't give me that shit about "oh, you know nothing about me." I'm on to your shit, and there's no escape.

I'll stick around just for you.

[Sinister]

That was actually pretty damn good!

Stand by.