it's Middle Finger's birthday!

[Middle Finger]

I turned 42 today.

[Sinister]

And Italianos don't age well once they get past 40.

Gotta argue that point, M. My son's Dad is almost 50 now and you'd think he is about 38-43. Pure, 100% Italian.

[Middle Finger]

I've always been told I look much younger than my age. I hope that keeps up!

[ramseycat]

Post a pic MF so we can see for ourselves. I love a tall, dark, handsome Italian man.

[Sinister]

Post a pic MF so we can see for ourselves. I love a tall, dark, handsome Italian man.

He's adorable. A sheer asshole, sure, but adorable? Yup.

[sally]

I hope your wife fucks your neighbor for your birthday present, you pasta humping greaseball.

I hopeyour wife fucks the neighbor and he wipes his nut on your pillow.

[Middle Finger]

Post a pic MF so we can see for ourselves. I love a tall, dark, handsome Italian man.

He's adorable. A sheer asshole, sure, but adorable? Yup.

::laugh::

Actually, I don't have ANY pics of me recently at all. I am either always the one taking the pic or I am doing something somewhere else in the house. Other pics, like from weddings or whatever, I just don't have, or don't have on my computer.

The only pic I have is one from, I don't know, like 4-5 years ago and I am making a weird face, annoyed at my brother in law, out of frame. My brother in laws are always asses and I was annoyed, what can I say. It was at my daughter's Christening.

4-5 years later, today, I have some grey showing on my sides now ... BUT ... I am in better shape today because I started my work out routine again this past summer, got tan, got back to really taking care of myself basically. I wasn't noticeably out of shape back then, I just wasn't cut decently as I am now.

So here it is ... and like everyone says, not a good angle, not a good shot, blah blah blah etc.

[ramseycat]

You ARE cute. Totally not what I would have pictured. You look like a nice guy.


**note to self: plan a trip to NYC****

[OnBendedKnee]

Hey MF! Happy MF'en birthday you F'en F'er!

And, based only on your photo, I'd definitely tap that if I was gay.
And might, even though I'm not.

[Cynical Ninja]

You ARE cute. Totally not what I would have pictured. You look like a nice guy.


**note to self: plan a trip to NYC****

Heads up MF, the resident forum bunny boiler is going to start PM'ing you her home telephone number and her turn ons and turn offs.

You look like a cross between Bill Pullman and Harold Ramis.

From now on I will call you Egon as in Spengler as in Ghostbusters.

[AnonyMoose]

I believe he's 43. And Italianos don't age well once they get past 40.

hahaha, well he's in my age bracket. I always thought he was younger.

He isWhite. So he CERTAINLY is not in your life bracket. You and your ilk are just slightly above a slug on the food chain. Better brush up on picking cotton and tobacco; Obama is an oreo and won't do anything to help your half-monkey ass.

[Cynical Ninja]

I believe he's 43. And Italianos don't age well once they get past 40.

hahaha, well he's in my age bracket. I always thought he was younger.

He isWhite. So he CERTAINLY is not in your life bracket. You and your ilk are just slightly above a slug on the food chain. Better brush up on picking cotton and tobacco; Obama is an oreo and won't do anything to help your half-monkey ass.

Holy shit dude!

::blink::

[Middle Finger]

I believe he's 43. And Italianos don't age well once they get past 40.

hahaha, well he's in my age bracket. I always thought he was younger.

He isWhite. So he CERTAINLY is not in your life bracket. You and your ilk are just slightly above a slug on the food chain. Better brush up on picking cotton and tobacco; Obama is an oreo and won't do anything to help your half-monkey ass.

Holy shit dude!

::blink::

::lmao::

[Duchess]

I believe he's 43. And Italianos don't age well once they get past 40.

hahaha, well he's in my age bracket. I always thought he was younger.

He isWhite. So he CERTAINLY is not in your life bracket. You and your ilk are just slightly above a slug on the food chain. Better brush up on picking cotton and tobacco; Obama is an oreo and won't do anything to help your half-monkey ass.

Holy shit dude!

::blink::

I would have preferred to do this privately considering the content but, I'm not going to start with that pm'ing bs.

OP...That was the nicest thing I've ever read of yours ..................Gotcha !...You DO have a heart.

[ramseycat]

You ARE cute. Totally not what I would have pictured. You look like a nice guy.


**note to self: plan a trip to NYC****

Heads up MF, the resident forum bunny boiler is going to start PM'ing you her home telephone number and her turn ons and turn offs.

You look like a cross between Bill Pullman and Harold Ramis.

From now on I will call you Egon as in Spengler as in Ghostbusters.

Don't hold your breath there Poop. I learned my lesson about trusting anyone on this forum already.

[Duchess]

DIE DRAMA DIE !!!

[ramseycat]

So I wonder what MF got for his birthday????

[AnonyMoose]

Don't hold your breath there Poop. I learned my lesson about trusting anyone on this forum already.

You lead by example. The only posts you make that catch anyone's attention is when you say you have ammo from IM, PM, or RL. You should stick your clit in a light socket.

[Middle Finger]

So I wonder what MF got for his birthday????

Sometimes it's the small things that stick out - one thing I got was a homemade cheesecake from a neighbor/friend that is so fucking delicious I really can't stand myself when I eat it.

[AnonyMoose]

I really can't stand myself when I eat it.

I don't know how you stand yourself the rest of the time either. ::lmao::