Hi LMPP

[Middle Finger]

Hi LMPP ::wave::

I know it's not easy being you. A lady, yet, someone who harbors a disturbing fecal fetish. Funny and bright, yet surrounded by morons that you call friends.

Totally in love with me, yet, unable to have me.

I just wanted to say hi, LMPP. Or "M" as those with the secret handshake call you.

[LuMPyPussy]

I'm just one of many women that have to cry themselves to sleep at night knowing you're unavailable.

I think Duchess and I should start a support group.

[Middle Finger]

OK, NOW you're pulling my leg ... I can tell!