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WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!
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#21
12-11-2008, 02:04 PM
Duchess Wrote:Yes, I am insane.

If you're insane, shit ... then drive me crazy!

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12-11-2008, 02:05 PM
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F.U. Dont ask again Wrote:That's a good thing I guess sally . I'll just delete it then.

I found a better one

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#23
12-11-2008, 02:10 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:Yes, I am insane.

If you're insane, shit ... then drive me crazy!

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#24
12-11-2008, 02:35 PM
Duchess Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:Yes, I am insane.

If you're insane, shit ... then drive me crazy!

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It would be my extreme pleasure 75

Yeah, anybody got any relatives at deaths door that Duchess can wish death upon?
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#25
12-11-2008, 10:06 PM
I was here at 3:30 AM this morning when everyone was getting touched by the third hand. Bunch of panty-wetters, I could of had more entertainment watching the street lamps flicker to death as the sun rose. I am not complaining as I feel watching street lamps die would be better than expecting anything original rising above an anthill like hot steam from this dung heap of humanity. Between this and Green Acres I chose Green Acres........only because Zsa-Zsa was hot then.
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12-11-2008, 10:21 PM
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Thats the Italian "coward gene" kicking in methinks.
Italians do not have genes. They are RNA throwbacks to primordial soup.
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12-11-2008, 10:51 PM
Maggot Wrote:I was here at 3:30 AM this morning when everyone was getting touched by the third hand. Bunch of panty-wetters, I could of had more entertainment watching the street lamps flicker to death as the sun rose. I am not complaining as I feel watching street lamps die would be better than expecting anything original rising above an anthill like hot steam from this dung heap of humanity. Between this and Green Acres I chose Green Acres........only because Zsa-Zsa was hot then.
Zsz-Zsa was never fucking hot. She is the most god damned annoying hungarian on the face of the planet.WTF were you doing up at 3 in the morning masturbating to nick at night. Where's your wife for Christs sake?
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12-11-2008, 11:01 PM
Maggot Wrote:I was here at 3:30 AM this morning
As opposed to 3:30 AM in the afternoon? ::doh::


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12-11-2008, 11:40 PM
sally Wrote:Zsz-Zsa was never fucking hot.
I would say she was attractive when she was younger.


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12-12-2008, 02:38 AM






Edited 'cuz I'm replyingin the wrong thread in the middle of the fuckin' night.
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12-12-2008, 06:35 AM
Duchess Wrote:Edited 'cuz I'm replyingin the wrong thread in the middle of the fuckin' night.
Have you people ever heard of fucking sleeping in the middle of the night????? Try it, you might like it.
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12-12-2008, 07:16 AM
sally Wrote:
Zsz-Zsa was never fucking hot. She is the most god damned annoying hungarian on the face of the planet.WTF were you doing up at 3 in the morning masturbating to nick at night. Where's your wife for Christs sake?
She was recovering from my 2AM attack. And when Lisa comes out da farmhouse jumping and jiggling in her nightgown she's hot. And it was Eva Gabor I was w-w-rrro-n......wwru n.......wr,ooo n. I was incorrect.[Image: eva_gabor_green_acres.jpg]
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12-12-2008, 07:17 AM
Maggot Wrote:I was here at 3:30 AM this morning when everyone was getting touched by the third hand. Bunch of panty-wetters, I could of had more entertainment watching the street lamps flicker to death as the sun rose. I am not complaining as I feel watching street lamps die would be better than expecting anything original rising above an anthill like hot steam from this dung heap of humanity. Between this and Green Acres I chose Green Acres........only because Zsa-Zsa was hot then.

Yea, she was hot. ::banana::
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12-12-2008, 07:21 AM
Maggot Wrote:
sally Wrote:
Zsz-Zsa was never fucking hot. She is the most god damned annoying hungarian on the face of the planet.WTF were you doing up at 3 in the morning masturbating to nick at night. Where's your wife for Christs sake?
She was recovering from my 2AM attack. And when Lisa comes out da farmhouse jumping and jiggling in her nightgown she's hot. And it was Eva Gabor I was w-w-rrro-n......wwru n.......wr,ooo n. I was incorrect.[Image: eva_gabor_green_acres.jpg]
I was just about to correct you and no, I'm not embarrassed that I actually knew that. (Okay, sorta) :Blush:
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12-12-2008, 08:36 AM
Yesterday was one of "those" days. Today hasn't started off a ton better. My laundry gnome has gone missing.
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12-12-2008, 08:52 AM
Momster Wrote:Yesterday was one of "those" days. Today hasn't started off a ton better. My laundry gnome has gone missing.

Can someone please translate the meaning, interest, and purpose of this post? Thanks in advance.
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12-12-2008, 11:32 AM
Sinister, I hope you are not engaging in that cleaning stuff again today. You are going to ruin your reputation as a tuff bitch doing that you know. Not to mention you might hurt yourself.
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12-12-2008, 11:35 AM
ramseycat Wrote:Sinister, I hope you are not engaging in that cleaning stuff again today. You are going to ruin your reputation as a tuff bitch doing that you know. Not to mention you might hurt yourself.
Heh. There's nothing left to clean! ::lmao:: And besides, as for hurting myself? Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
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12-12-2008, 02:24 PM
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ramseycat Wrote:Sinister, I hope you are not engaging in that cleaning stuff again today. You are going to ruin your reputation as a tuff bitch doing that you know. Not to mention you might hurt yourself.
Heh. There's nothing left to clean! ::lmao:: And besides, as for hurting myself? Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

Nothing left to clean? I beg to differ. You forgot to do my house. Get. On. It. :;beat::

Pain is just weakness leaving the body....interesting way of looking at it.
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12-12-2008, 02:35 PM
ramseycat Wrote:Pain is just weakness leaving the body....interesting way of looking at it.
It's a Marine Corpsaying.
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