Why I don't go out in public much

[Cynical Ninja]

I think we made it pretty fucking clear that we reject your history and culture when we kicked your culture and history to the curb to make our own.

Just sayin, I think it was clear over 200 years ago. ::thumbs:: But you keep your Queen. ::lmao::

My vote went here.

::blink::

Really?, you are so unpredictable and rebellious!

[Middle Finger]

You have to be retarded to like England more than America, generally speaking.

Unless of course you prefer a country with a rich heritage and culture with real castles instead of plastic Disney ones.

::bravo::

Someone please tell this idiot that Queens and castles went out centuries ago.

Historical and cultural jealousy is quite sad really.

::aww::

I think we made it pretty fucking clear that we reject your history and culture when we kicked your culture and history to the curb to make our own.

Just sayin, I think it was clear over 200 years ago. ::thumbs:: But you keep your Queen. ::lmao::

Over two million fat, waddling yank tourists every year says different you cock.

You have us to thank for everything, your country, your language, your "culture" which is just re-hashed versions of European culture, EVERYTHING.

Without England your country would not exist.

You are quite welcome.

Please read a history book. America was and is comprised of an amazing array of cultures. NO ONE in the history of the world compares to America on the mixing pot level. We kicked your castle-Queen medieval ass to start our own culture - one based upon diversity and freedom. Cultures from all over the world, including Europe where the colonists came from, got put into the mix. Your medieval tyranny got left behind, and still infects you (see: dumb fucking Queen of England bullshit).

The fact that we share some big things does not negate the point that we took what we want, kicked out what we didn't want, did it successfully, and went on to be the one people kill themselves to get to, ask aid from, and get saved by. We did it for freedom. You exist because in your history, everyone pretended royalty was ordained by God and that you subjects didn't deserve freedom.

We kicked your ass twice and judging by your smart-mouth comments, it seems you might be in need of another. We'd send Madagascar to kick your ass, or maybe even Jamaica, but we like some fun, too.

If you feel that you do in fact need another ass-kicking to help get your historical and cultural perspective back in order, just send us an Ass-Kicking Request form. Not filling it out completely may delay your ass-kicking.

[Cynical Ninja]

You have to be retarded to like England more than America, generally speaking.

Unless of course you prefer a country with a rich heritage and culture with real castles instead of plastic Disney ones.

::bravo::

Someone please tell this idiot that Queens and castles went out centuries ago.

Historical and cultural jealousy is quite sad really.

::aww::

I think we made it pretty fucking clear that we reject your history and culture when we kicked your culture and history to the curb to make our own.

Just sayin, I think it was clear over 200 years ago. ::thumbs:: But you keep your Queen. ::lmao::

Over two million fat, waddling yank tourists every year says different you cock.

You have us to thank for everything, your country, your language, your "culture" which is just re-hashed versions of European culture, EVERYTHING.

Without England your country would not exist.

You are quite welcome.

Please read a history book. America was and is comprised of an amazing array of cultures. NO ONE in the history of the world compares to America on the mixing pot level. We kicked your castle-Queen medieval ass to start our own culture - one based upon diversity and freedom. Cultures from all over the world, including Europe where the colonists came from, got put into the mix. Your medieval tyranny got left behind, and still infects you (see: dumb fucking Queen of England bullshit).

The fact that we share some big things does not negate the point that we took what we want, kicked out what we didn't want, did it successfully, and went on to be the one people kill themselves to get to, ask aid from, and get saved by. We did it for freedom. You exist because in your history, everyone pretended royalty was ordained by God and that you subjects didn't deserve freedom.

We kicked your ass twice and judging by your smart-mouth comments, it seems you might be in need of another. We'd send Madagascar to kick your ass, or maybe even Jamaica, but we like some fun, too.

If you feel that you do in fact need another ass-kicking to help get your historical and cultural perspective back in order, just send us an Ass-Kicking Request form. Not filling it out completely may delay your ass-kicking.

::lmao::

Your macho posturing and revisionist history really is pitiful!

Is that the best you can do?, a war that happened 200 years ago that is barely a footnote in the long and ancient history of this great nation?

"I don't like your smart mouth buddy I'm gonna kick your ass!" more or less sums up your post.

Typical American douchebag! ::bravo::

Why not go and play with you second cock (your piss-tol) just to prove what a man you are.

::lmao::

[Middle Finger]

What I said was true. And just for that we're sending Jamaica to kick your ass!

[Zenith]

::coffee::I'm not sure if Opie realized this but each and every time he has it out with MF about England vs. USA he contra-DICKS himself horribly.

in one post he accuses the USA of being build on slavery [I won't give you the true history at this time but you may pm me for your lesson in slavery] Then in the next post you claim that your country is responsible for the USA coming into being. Which, in turn, would make England responsible for slavery and everything else that is wrong with the USA. At best, Opie would make a terrible history professor.

-just my thoughts you dickheads ::bigg::

[Middle Finger]

::coffee::I'm not sure if Opie realized this but each and every time he has it out with MF about England vs. USA he contra-DICKS himself horribly.

in one post he accuses the USA of being build on slavery [I won't give you the true history at this time but you may pm me for your lesson in slavery] Then in the next post you claim that your country is responsible for the USA coming into being. Which, in turn, would make England responsible for slavery and everything else that is wrong with the USA. At best, Opie would make a terrible history professor.

-just my thoughts you dickheads ::bigg::

::bigg::

[Cynical Ninja]

::coffee::I'm not sure if Opie realized this but each and every time he has it out with MF about England vs. USA he contra-DICKS himself horribly.

in one post he accuses the USA of being build on slavery [I won't give you the true history at this time but you may pm me for your lesson in slavery] Then in the next post you claim that your country is responsible for the USA coming into being. Which, in turn, would make England responsible for slavery and everything else that is wrong with the USA. At best, Opie would make a terrible history professor.

-just my thoughts you dickheads ::bigg::

I prefer to use selective revisionist history just like MF.

You didn't become a nation of morbidly obese, gun toting retard mongrels until after the war of independence.

[ihatefucktards]

It's sandwiches douche bag!

If you wanna drop your blood clots onto a sandwich and chow down; have right at it. Mine are sammiches and they only have Boars Head on them. For a faux dentist; you are pretty fucking stupid.

Oh I pictured you more of the type of beef curtians sammich type.

[Middle Finger]

I prefer to use selective revisionist history

We know. It's the only possible way to make believe England is "better" than America.

[Zenith]

You didn't become a nation of morbidly obese, gun toting retard mongrels until after the war of independence.

Ok, I'll give you that but tell me sumpin' What's up with y'all-zez grills??? Most people from England , who aren't prominent public figures have really fucked up dental hygiene. If your country is as you claim then why won't anyone brush their fucking teeth???

::dunno:: - shit, that's all I am wondering

[sally]

It's sandwiches douche bag!

If you wanna drop your blood clots onto a sandwich and chow down; have right at it. Mine are sammiches and they only have Boars Head on them. For a faux dentist; you are pretty fucking stupid.

Oh I pictured you more of the type of beef curtians sammich type.

No, he prefers a cock meat sammich.

[F.U.]

ATTENTION ALL NEWBIES

I would like to direct your attention to the mocking at hand for one moment. Stop for a moment and turn your attention to post #82 . Starting with #82 and continuing through post # 87.
Now there is a fine example of mocking going on within those 6 posts. Starting with cultural digs such as this from MF... We kicked your castle-Queen medieval ass to start our own culture.
As well as responses like ... Typical American douche bag! ... From the one you all love to hate, The amazing POOPHOLE. And just when you think it is going to be a 1 on 1 battle of fisticuffs , WHAMO out of nowhere a right jab from our resident feel good bitch, Zenith. Zenith said and I quote...Which, in turn, would make England responsible for slavery and everything else that is wrong with the USA. At best, Opie would make a terrible history professor.
So let these posts be a lesson to you newer members. Its not all just about cussing and stupid jokes. You must add some substance to your post.

Great job mockers, way to set a fine example for the next generation mockers!!!!

Now we resume our regularly scheduled mocking.

[Cynical Ninja]

Mocking is a game of chess, not tic, tac, toe.

[Middle Finger]

Mocking is a game of chess, not tic, tac, toe.

Mocking YOU is a game of tic tac toe.

Tic - you're a faggy English Muffin asshole

Tac - you're jealous that you are not an American

Toe - you're too ugly to show a pic of yourself due to horrible teeth

I win.

[Cynical Ninja]

Mocking is a game of chess, not tic, tac, toe.

Mocking YOU is a game of tic tac toe.

Tic - you're a faggy English Muffin asshole

Tac - you're jealous that you are not an American

Toe - you're too ugly to show a pic of yourself due to horrible teeth

I win.

Tic - You're a greasy guinea pussy with latent insecure homosexual tendencies.

Tac - I'd rather be a blind Puerto Rican drug mule than a yank.

Toe - You're too busy polishing your piss-tol to finger bang your beast of a wife.

Game, set and match.

[Middle Finger]

Mocking is a game of chess, not tic, tac, toe.

Mocking YOU is a game of tic tac toe.

Tic - you're a faggy English Muffin asshole

Tac - you're jealous that you are not an American

Toe - you're too ugly to show a pic of yourself due to horrible teeth

I win.

Tic - You're a greasy guinea pussy with latent insecure homosexual tendencies.

Tac - I'd rather be a blind Puerto Rican drug mule than a yank.

Toe - You're too busy polishing your piss-tol to finger bang your beast of a wife.

Game, set and match.

Tic - I'm more man than you in every single possible way. Name all the ways a man can be a man, and there's my name above yours. Period. I even bet your womanly self-defense cell phone does your fucking nails for you.

Tac - You'd be lucky to be a Peurto Rican drug mule - at least they're useful and generally free from mental dysfunction.

Toe - If I owned guns or banged my wife any more than I do now my house would qualify under State law as a militarized sperm bank. You, on the other hand, hug your girlfriend if you hear a strange noise at night.

By the way, you may notice that she bangs you (notice I said she bangs YOU, the soft womanly nerd, not the other way around) only once every two months or so. Coincidentally* that's when her vibrator batteries run out, prompting a pity fuck for you. Merry Christmas.

* not really a coincidence


You lose, just like your Country and your girlfriend. Now go fuck a Level 50 Mage doll and brush those horrible English Muffin teeth that you're afraid to show us.

And yes, I DO post for votes.

[ramseycat]

I voted for you MF. You KICKED his ass but good.
That's my hot Italian New YORKER!!

[ihatefucktards]

I voted for you MF. You KICKED his ass but good.
That's my hot Italian New YORKER!!

you can get off his cock now. You know he swings the other way.

[F.U.]

I voted for you MF. You KICKED his ass but good.
That's my hot Italian New YORKER!!

I voted for ya MF... Oh your so good MF... Oh I love Italians MF...Oh I love New York MF...Oh your the greatest MF... lick lick lick , gobble gobble gobble , swallow.

[AnonyMoose]

The Spartans were murdering facist scum whos entire society was based on slavery, hmmmm....Just like Americans!

::bravo::

Wrong. The biggest proponent of slavery since the dawn of man has been the English Empire. How many countries has she captured during her expansion period? The entire Western portion of the Continent of Africa, the entire Caribbean, Most of the New World, portions of the Asian Continent, all of the Continent of Australia, parts of South America, most of the islands of thePacific, vast portions of Europe. How many distinct countries would you guess the English Empire conquered since about 1450? Maybe 100 to 200 countries and islands?