Moose is the greatest mocker of all time

[AnonyMoose]

Moose is a professional troll. I would bet dollars to donuts that he/she is someone with a disability who is homebound. He/she posts on dozens of forums. I also believe that he/she's disability affects their gentilia. Probably paralzed from the waist down. He/she has honed their mocking skills from writing down comebacks from past flame wars. He/she will soon wear out their welcome and move on to the next forum taking with them any witty comments they may have picked up here. His/her's persona is a cumilation of all the other hard core chatters he/she has encountered since he/she found their soulmate in the computer. This is not a unique condition. Many homebound persons have become forum junkies. They are always rich, intelligent and tougher than Chuck Norris in their internet persona. I find people like this sad. Just my thoughts.

Very interesting assessment - perfect for this forum. I wonder about people that intense as well. Moose gets very crude and raw in the sexual department, makes me suspicious and uneasy.

The above it the most intelligent opinion I have read on this stupid forum. Totally accurate and right on.

Philosophical Moose says: And of course you completely base the accuracy of the aboveon the brutal spankings you have taken in my earlier posts. You could easily prove that to be incorrect by listing my name, address, and phone number as well as your name / relationship to me; as this would CLEARLY indicate that you have more than enough information to determine accuracy. Now you and I both know you cannot do that, but that you can back pbf in the hopes that it somehow lessens how severely you were mockedin some of my posts. It's called internet deflection and it's actually common enough to be spotted when it occurs. In reality, the deflection only enhances the value of the original mock.

[AnonyMoose]

Moose is a professional troll. I would bet dollars to donuts that he/she is someone with a disability who is homebound. He/she posts on dozens of forums. I also believe that he/she's disability affects their gentilia. Probably paralzed from the waist down. He/she has honed their mocking skills from writing down comebacks from past flame wars. He/she will soon wear out their welcome and move on to the next forum taking with them any witty comments they may have picked up here. His/her's persona is a cumilation of all the other hard core chatters he/she has encountered since he/she found their soulmate in the computer. This is not a unique condition. Many homebound persons have become forum junkies. They are always rich, intelligent and tougher than Chuck Norris in their internet persona. I find people like this sad. Just my thoughts.

If my mocks were not original in content, wouldn't they show up on Google? I would say you have had some of the above accusations slung at you. OTOH, perhaps I am a crippled shut-in with no legs, low IQ, and am afraid of my own shadow. If that was the case; then wouldn't you be a pathetic wannabe tough guy bylooking to spank a paraplegic tard because that's about the only chance he has at success in life?

BTW; that was an excellent mock and I voted. ::lmao::

[Middle Finger]

Moose is a professional troll. I would bet dollars to donuts that he/she is someone with a disability who is homebound. He/she posts on dozens of forums. I also believe that he/she's disability affects their gentilia. Probably paralzed from the waist down. He/she has honed their mocking skills from writing down comebacks from past flame wars. He/she will soon wear out their welcome and move on to the next forum taking with them any witty comments they may have picked up here. His/her's persona is a cumilation of all the other hard core chatters he/she has encountered since he/she found their soulmate in the computer. This is not a unique condition. Many homebound persons have become forum junkies. They are always rich, intelligent and tougher than Chuck Norris in their internet persona. I find people like this sad. Just my thoughts.

Very interesting assessment - perfect for this forum. I wonder about people that intense as well. Moose gets very crude and raw in the sexual department, makes me suspicious and uneasy.

The above it the most intelligent opinion I have read on this stupid forum. Totally accurate and right on.

And yet, you didn't vote for it. ::batguy::

But I do thank you for the kind words.

[AnonyMoose]

Moose gets very crude and raw in the sexual department, makes me suspicious and uneasy.

I'm a sexual dynamo. No shame in that.

[Middle Finger]

Moose is a professional troll. I would bet dollars to donuts that he/she is someone with a disability who is homebound. He/she posts on dozens of forums. I also believe that he/she's disability affects their gentilia. Probably paralzed from the waist down. He/she has honed their mocking skills from writing down comebacks from past flame wars. He/she will soon wear out their welcome and move on to the next forum taking with them any witty comments they may have picked up here. His/her's persona is a cumilation of all the other hard core chatters he/she has encountered since he/she found their soulmate in the computer. This is not a unique condition. Many homebound persons have become forum junkies. They are always rich, intelligent and tougher than Chuck Norris in their internet persona. I find people like this sad. Just my thoughts.

Very interesting assessment - perfect for this forum. I wonder about people that intense as well. Moose gets very crude and raw in the sexual department, makes me suspicious and uneasy.

The above it the most intelligent opinion I have read on this stupid forum. Totally accurate and right on.

Philosophical Moose says: And of course you completely base the accuracy of the aboveon the brutal spankings you have taken in my earlier posts. You could easily prove that to be incorrect by listing my name, address, and phone number as well as your name / relationship to me; as this would CLEARLY indicate that you have more than enough information to determine accuracy. Now you and I both know you cannot do that, but that you can back pbf in the hopes that it somehow lessens how severely you were mockedin some of my posts. It's called internet deflection and it's actually common enough to be spotted when it occurs. In reality, the deflection only enhances the value of the original mock.

Translation:

"Fuck, he's was right."

[LuMPyPussy]

Moose is a professional troll. I would bet dollars to donuts that he/she is someone with a disability who is homebound. He/she posts on dozens of forums. I also believe that he/she's disability affects their gentilia. Probably paralzed from the waist down. He/she has honed their mocking skills from writing down comebacks from past flame wars. He/she will soon wear out their welcome and move on to the next forum taking with them any witty comments they may have picked up here. His/her's persona is a cumilation of all the other hard core chatters he/she has encountered since he/she found their soulmate in the computer. This is not a unique condition. Many homebound persons have become forum junkies. They are always rich, intelligent and tougher than Chuck Norris in their internet persona. I find people like this sad. Just my thoughts.

Very interesting assessment - perfect for this forum. I wonder about people that intense as well. Moose gets very crude and raw in the sexual department, makes me suspicious and uneasy.

The above it the most intelligent opinion I have read on this stupid forum. Totally accurate and right on.

And yet, you didn't vote for it. ::batguy::

But I do thank you for the kind words.

She was talking about you? I figured she just hasn't conquered the quote function yet.

[ramseycat]

My bad MF. I voted for you.

Moose you brag about how outstandng you are and how rich you so much that it makes me think it's all bullshit. In fact I know it's all bullshit. People that ARE outstanding and rich don't usually feel the need to brag about it. And I admit you have said some extemely cruel and mean things to me and "spanked" me but good. However, you are neither accurate or funny or mocking even. You are just an asshole that gets off on being mean to people on the internet. You lack the balls to be a man IRL. And don't pm me anymore. I really have no interest in conversing with you.

[Sinister]

My bad MF. I voted for you.

Suck-up, ass-kissing cunt.

[Momster]

Mockery only works when it hits a nerve. Moose makes up shitty ass personas for us "soup chickens" and fuels his own fire with all you other original mockers' praise and votes. All the while, none of it is true, and therefore does nada to the psyche.

I do get a kick out of ramsycats futile attempt to dissuade him from the wife beating comments but its the interaction that entertains me. Definately NOT Bullwinkle's comments.

[AnonyMoose]

I do get a kick out of ramsycats futile attempt to dissuade him from the wife beating comments but its the interaction that entertains me. Definately NOT Bullwinkle's comments.

She masturbates while she reads them. I wish someone would buy her a webcam so Frank can see what a human vagina looks like. He has only seen Wopzilla.

[Duchess]

Do you still think he is the greatest Mocker of all time, Z ?...If so, then your idea of what is considered mocking is as differentfrom mine as day is to night.

Mocking to me is fun & playful, certainly often times rude & crude but, deliberate attempts at hurting ones' very soul crosses personal boundaries in my opinion...I have certain standards regarding myself & not using what I have discovered about someone in private conversations is a line I would never cross...I think highly of what's in my heart & to know that I had hurt someone to such a degree would leave me disappointed in myself...A good mock to me is one that makes me laugh, OP is world class in that area...When Moose "mocks" I am not left amused, I am left disgusted & revolted and there have been more than a couple moments where I have felt he is a very dangerous man...I have spent my entire life around a certain class of people & not once have I ever heard a single one of them boast of their education, finances or what they are lucky enough to have compared to what others have, it just is not done, if anything, they try to fly under the radar, it is considered uncouth to be a braggart.

Moose, in all of my life I have never encountered a more obnoxious or disgusting personthan you...You are the winner of all that is dispicable to me, you have what it is in spades.

[ramseycat]

Do you still think he is the greatest Mocker of all time, Z ?...If so, then your idea of what is considered mocking is as differentfrom mine as day is to night.

Mocking to me is fun & playful, certainly often times rude & crude but, deliberate attempts at hurting ones' very soul crosses personal boundaries in my opinion...I have certain standards regarding myself & not using what I have discovered about someone in private conversations is a line I would never cross...I think highly of what's in my heart & to know that I had hurt someone to such a degree would leave me disappointed in myself...A good mock to me is one that makes me laugh, OP is world class in that area...When Moose "mocks" I am not left amused, I am left disgusted & revolted and there have been more than a couple moments where I have felt he is a very dangerous man...
Moose, in all of my life I have never encountered a more obnoxious or disgusting personthan you...You are the winner of all that is dispicable to me, you have what it is in spades.

I couldn't agree more.

[LuMPyPussy]

Well said and I also agree with you, D.

That should be POTD for the rest of this forum's life.

[Cynical Ninja]

Do you still think he is the greatest Mocker of all time, Z ?...If so, then your idea of what is considered mocking is as differentfrom mine as day is to night.

Mocking to me is fun & playful, certainly often times rude & crude but, deliberate attempts at hurting ones' very soul crosses personal boundaries in my opinion...I have certain standards regarding myself & not using what I have discovered about someone in private conversations is a line I would never cross...I think highly of what's in my heart & to know that I had hurt someone to such a degree would leave me disappointed in myself...A good mock to me is one that makes me laugh, OP is world class in that area...When Moose "mocks" I am not left amused, I am left disgusted & revolted and there have been more than a couple moments where I have felt he is a very dangerous man...I have spent my entire life around a certain class of people & not once have I ever heard a single one of them boast of their education, finances or what they are lucky enough to have compared to what others have, it just is not done, if anything, they try to fly under the radar, it is considered uncouth to be a braggart.

Moose, in all of my life I have never encountered a more obnoxious or disgusting personthan you...You are the winner of all that is dispicable to me, you have what it is in spades.

I don't always agree with what the moose chooses to post here, but he isn't breaking the rules so any judgement about what he posts must be purely subjective.
If someone gets personal with me, talking about my personal life, then I will just get personal back at them, if you don't want personal things to be thrown back in your face then don't reveal them, especially in a mock forum.
I chose to reveal I was unemployed and psychotic here, so when people use these facts as a stick to beat me with I just have to roll with the blow and come back firing.
The reason why Moose can be obnoxious and disgusting here is because he can be, and so can anyone else, that's the whole point of this place.

[Liquid]

I voted for D's post. Not necessarily because I agree with what she said, but because I think her new avatar is freaking hot and I like looking at those dick sucking lips!!! woo hooo!

[LuMPyPussy]

Do you still think he is the greatest Mocker of all time, Z ?...If so, then your idea of what is considered mocking is as differentfrom mine as day is to night.

Mocking to me is fun & playful, certainly often times rude & crude but, deliberate attempts at hurting ones' very soul crosses personal boundaries in my opinion...I have certain standards regarding myself & not using what I have discovered about someone in private conversations is a line I would never cross...I think highly of what's in my heart & to know that I had hurt someone to such a degree would leave me disappointed in myself...A good mock to me is one that makes me laugh, OP is world class in that area...When Moose "mocks" I am not left amused, I am left disgusted & revolted and there have been more than a couple moments where I have felt he is a very dangerous man...I have spent my entire life around a certain class of people & not once have I ever heard a single one of them boast of their education, finances or what they are lucky enough to have compared to what others have, it just is not done, if anything, they try to fly under the radar, it is considered uncouth to be a braggart.

Moose, in all of my life I have never encountered a more obnoxious or disgusting personthan you...You are the winner of all that is dispicable to me, you have what it is in spades.

I don't always agree with what the moose chooses to post here, but he isn't breaking the rules so any judgement about what he posts must be purely subjective.
If someone gets personal with me, talking about my personal life, then I will just get personal back at them, if you don't want personal things to be thrown back in your face then don't reveal them, especially in a mock forum.
I chose to reveal I was unemployed and psychotic here, so when people use these facts as a stick to beat me with I just have to roll with the blow and come back firing.
The reason why Moose can be obnoxious and disgusting here is because he can be, and so can anyone else, that's the whole point of this place.

If you mention something here, it's fodder for insults and mocking. But if you were to privately discuss something and it's thrown in your face publicly, wouldn't that bother you? Not to mention that there's nothing particularly funny about spousal abuse, rape and child abuse. That's ugly, uncouth and cruel. I hadhoped we were all above that sort of viciousness.

[Cynical Ninja]

Do you still think he is the greatest Mocker of all time, Z ?...If so, then your idea of what is considered mocking is as differentfrom mine as day is to night.

Mocking to me is fun & playful, certainly often times rude & crude but, deliberate attempts at hurting ones' very soul crosses personal boundaries in my opinion...I have certain standards regarding myself & not using what I have discovered about someone in private conversations is a line I would never cross...I think highly of what's in my heart & to know that I had hurt someone to such a degree would leave me disappointed in myself...A good mock to me is one that makes me laugh, OP is world class in that area...When Moose "mocks" I am not left amused, I am left disgusted & revolted and there have been more than a couple moments where I have felt he is a very dangerous man...I have spent my entire life around a certain class of people & not once have I ever heard a single one of them boast of their education, finances or what they are lucky enough to have compared to what others have, it just is not done, if anything, they try to fly under the radar, it is considered uncouth to be a braggart.

Moose, in all of my life I have never encountered a more obnoxious or disgusting personthan you...You are the winner of all that is dispicable to me, you have what it is in spades.

I don't always agree with what the moose chooses to post here, but he isn't breaking the rules so any judgement about what he posts must be purely subjective.
If someone gets personal with me, talking about my personal life, then I will just get personal back at them, if you don't want personal things to be thrown back in your face then don't reveal them, especially in a mock forum.
I chose to reveal I was unemployed and psychotic here, so when people use these facts as a stick to beat me with I just have to roll with the blow and come back firing.
The reason why Moose can be obnoxious and disgusting here is because he can be, and so can anyone else, that's the whole point of this place.

If you mention something here, it's fodder for insults and mocking. But if you were to privately discuss something and it's thrown in your face publicly, wouldn't that bother you? Not to mention that there's nothing particularly funny about spousal abuse, rape and child abuse. That's ugly, uncouth and cruel. I hadhoped we were all above that sort of viciousness.

If I was a victim of any of those things I certainly wouldn't reveal them to a complete stranger on an internet forum or chatroom, that is asking for trouble.

[LuMPyPussy]

If I was a victim of any of those things I certainly wouldn't reveal them to a complete stranger on an internet forum or chatroom, that is asking for trouble.

Sing it, brother! I don't reveal much about myself online just because of that.

But a lot of these new members apparently came from a 'nice' forum and didn't suspect their personal info would be used in such a way. And most of the people here wouldn't have used it, I don't think.::dunno::

[Middle Finger]

It's probably a good genetic filter of some sort. The smarter/wiser people don't reveal that kind of crap to relative strangers on the net.

[Cynical Ninja]

If I was a victim of any of those things I certainly wouldn't reveal them to a complete stranger on an internet forum or chatroom, that is asking for trouble.

Sing it, brother! I don't reveal much about myself online just because of that.

But a lot of these new members apparently came from a 'nice' forum and didn't suspect their personal info would be used in such a way. And most of the people here wouldn't have used it, I don't think.::dunno::

I think I've revealed about as much as I want to reveal about myself here, as long as people realise what an anti-social, egomaniacal, asshole I am thats all they need to know.