Moose is the greatest mocker of all time

[AnonyMoose]

Moose...Are you crazy ?...Do you look demented ?...Do dogs run from you & babies burst into tears as you pass by...Do flowers wilt when you give them a glance ?...Darling, do you have horns ?

I excel at mocking. Thank you for observing that.

[Sinister]

Do flowers wilt when you give them a glance ?

No, that would be me. ::sly::

[Liquid]

But I would hope you were shot by what you mock.

So far I have mocked SAHM's, bikers, the poor and lower middle class, the uneducated and academically uncredentialed, Christians, Citizens of United Kingdom, and most recently African Americans. Probably some otherfolkstoo. Which of those groups of readers on this forum do you prefer shoots me?

I am not sure where I fall into the above statement. I am not a biker, not poor, not lower middle class, not uneducated, not academically uncredientialed (not really a word, but I will reuse it), not a Christian, not a citizen of the UK, and not an African American.

Damm, I might be a FOTM (Friend Of The Moose). I will immediately change my user title.

[AnonyMoose]

But I would hope you were shot by what you mock.

So far I have mocked SAHM's, bikers, the poor and lower middle class, the uneducated and academically uncredentialed, Christians, Citizens of United Kingdom, and most recently African Americans. Probably some otherfolkstoo. Which of those groups of readers on this forum do you prefer shoots me?

I am not sure where I fall into the above statement. I am not a biker, not poor, not lower middle class, not uneducated, not academically uncredientialed (not really a word, but I will reuse it), not a Christian, not a citizen of the UK, and not an African American.

Damm, I might be a FOTM (Friend Of The Moose). I will immediately change my user title.

Nobody is a friend of the moose. Sooner or later I will find some group that you belong to and will attack it.

And when someone is uncredentialed it means they lack proper credentials. So academically uncredentialled would mean you didn't get the sheepskin.

[Sinister]

Damm, I might be a FOTM (Friend Of The Moose). I will immediately change my user title.

That is fucking hilarious how that new title fits with your avatar!!! ::lmao::

[LuMPyPussy]

But I would hope you were shot by what you mock.

So far I have mocked SAHM's, bikers, the poor and lower middle class, the uneducated and academically uncredentialed, Christians, Citizens of United Kingdom, and most recently African Americans. Probably some otherfolkstoo. Which of those groups of readers on this forum do you prefer shoots me?

I am not sure where I fall into the above statement. I am not a biker, not poor, not lower middle class, not uneducated, not academically uncredientialed (not really a word, but I will reuse it), not a Christian, not a citizen of the UK, and not an African American.

Damm, I might be a FOTM (Friend Of The Moose). I will immediately change my user title.

He's 'mocked' overweight people, so you're not entirely exempt.

[Liquid]

But I would hope you were shot by what you mock.

So far I have mocked SAHM's, bikers, the poor and lower middle class, the uneducated and academically uncredentialed, Christians, Citizens of United Kingdom, and most recently African Americans. Probably some otherfolkstoo. Which of those groups of readers on this forum do you prefer shoots me?

I am not sure where I fall into the above statement. I am not a biker, not poor, not lower middle class, not uneducated, not academically uncredientialed (not really a word, but I will reuse it), not a Christian, not a citizen of the UK, and not an African American.

Damm, I might be a FOTM (Friend Of The Moose). I will immediately change my user title.

He's 'mocked' overweight people, so you're not entirely exempt.

Maybe, but I am not overweight LMPPussy

And currently I am the FRIEND OF THE MOOSE. Happy Holidays Everyone!!! woo hoo

[LuMPyPussy]

But I would hope you were shot by what you mock.

So far I have mocked SAHM's, bikers, the poor and lower middle class, the uneducated and academically uncredentialed, Christians, Citizens of United Kingdom, and most recently African Americans. Probably some otherfolkstoo. Which of those groups of readers on this forum do you prefer shoots me?

I am not sure where I fall into the above statement. I am not a biker, not poor, not lower middle class, not uneducated, not academically uncredientialed (not really a word, but I will reuse it), not a Christian, not a citizen of the UK, and not an African American.

Damm, I might be a FOTM (Friend Of The Moose). I will immediately change my user title.

He's 'mocked' overweight people, so you're not entirely exempt.

Maybe, but I am not overweight LMPPussy

And currently I am the FRIEND OF THE MOOSE. Happy Holidays Everyone!!! woo hoo

Then you must've lost a lot of weight since that photo you posted of yourself a few months back. ::dunno::

[AnonyMoose]

He's 'mocked' overweight people, so you're not entirely exempt.

Is she as fat as you are, Jabba the LDS?

[Liquid]

I am not sure. I know I am at the gym 4-5 days a week for the past 20 years and according to my doctor low pulse (resting between 55-60), very low blood pressure, low cholesterol, etc. Sure I am built athletically and heavier then someone who is 5 foot 10 is supposed to be according to the stupid "charts" - but my doctor says I am in shape like an athlete would be, so all good for me.

She is probably the model for my current avatar, lol

[LuMPyPussy]

He's 'mocked' overweight people, so you're not entirely exempt.

Is she as fat as you are, Jabba the LDS?

Liquid's a man. ::haha::

[AnonyMoose]

I am not sure. I know I am at the gym 4-5 days a week for the past 20 years and according to my doctor low pulse (resting between 55-60), very low blood pressure, low cholesterol, etc. Sure I am built athletically and heavier then someone who is 5 foot 10 is supposed to be according to the stupid "charts" - but my doctor says I am in shape like an athlete would be, so all good for me.

She is probably the model for my current avatar, lol

LMPP is an obese sow. All people from Utah do all day is sit at a local Denny's and drink cup after cup of coffee with 10 sugar packets each.

[LuMPyPussy]

I am not sure. I know I am at the gym 4-5 days a week for the past 20 years and according to my doctor low pulse (resting between 55-60), very low blood pressure, low cholesterol, etc. Sure I am built athletically and heavier then someone who is 5 foot 10 is supposed to be according to the stupid "charts" - but my doctor says I am in shape like an athlete would be, so all good for me.

She is probably the model for my current avatar, lol

LMPP is an obese sow. All people from Utah do all day is sit at a local Denny's and drink cup after cup of coffee with 10 sugar packets each.

Caffeine isn't allowed, dolt. Jesus fucking Christ, if you're going to throw these idiotic 'mocks' out there, at least do a little research for accuracy first.

[AnonyMoose]

Caffeine isn't allowed, dolt. Jesus fucking Christ, if you're going to throw these idiotic 'mocks' out there, at least do a little research for accuracy first.

You are a fucking idiot. Denny's is at every street corner. And my research is that I lived in Ogden, UT from 1977 through 1981 (Hill AFB and Weber State University).In fact,my oldest daughter still lives there.I know more about your kind than you do.I know all about how you stand outside of Deseret Industries on Washington Blvd. begging for freebies. Fat ass jack-mormon cum container.

[AnonyMoose]

He's 'mocked' overweight people, so you're not entirely exempt.

Is she as fat as you are, Jabba the LDS?

Liquid's a man. ::haha::

Admission of being obese is clearly noted, Jabba.

[LuMPyPussy]

He's 'mocked' overweight people, so you're not entirely exempt.

Is she as fat as you are, Jabba the LDS?

Liquid's a man. ::haha::

Admission of being obese is clearly noted, Jabba.

I'm as obese as I am Mormon. ::thumbs::

[AnonyMoose]

I'm as obese as I am Mormon. ::thumbs::

You weigh in at 350 lbs, easy. Your jackmormonism is another story.

[Zenith]

This bitch lacks variation, originality and humorous wit [among other things]. I doubt very seriously if he would have made it past your door if you were in "full effect" as you were when I first arrived at hells door. I really thought he had the fire, which is why I started this thread in the first place. Now all I see is repeat, repeat, repeat, and don't even get me started on originality....ZERO!

No, no, no, I must correct my own mistake by saying that Opie is the true evil psycho bitch of the Mock world. He is the MOST hated and with that comes the ability to remain as such. Ye 'ole "crack-attack" here is just out of fuel and grasping at straws now. Sure I liked him but now he's like that pestering fly that keeps buzzing around your ear. Just can't seem to swat the bitch away enough. Hopefully and for the sake of all, his life span will be just about as lengthy too.

You just hate to be reminded that you are a low-class, saucer lipped, spear chucking, bubble butt nig-nog with a loser of a husband that fantasizes he is important in the music industry. Idi Amin meets Motown; with his fat assedchocolate gump ho in tow. Opie is not the most hated, as your nigger post proves. Or do you wish his life span was a week too? Whites own you in the real world, and White Moose owns you on MOCK,monkey bitch. Get your fat ass out in the field and go pick some fucking cotton; spade cunt.

::coffee:: Oh, for the love of Pete

Lemme see here....

you scored: -10 total lack of original shit - you have got to be fucking kidding me with this old turn of the century bullshit you spew. If you are gonna pretend to be a nigger hater, slash supreme mocker wannabe then at least sit and devise a plan of attack that would be better suited for mocking minorities ....you goddamn "I wish I had a life" bitch!

you scored: -5 you researched shit AND STILL got your facts screwed - If you want to be supreme you musn't trust any source for your mock materials. Those who are truly the VERY BEST at mocking don't even need to know one thing about someone in order to spew good shit.

you scored: -1 Just because you are still trying to mock me and I continually find your attempts juvenile and "crack-like" not to mention how incapable you are with variation and original stuffzzzzz

you scored: -11.5 because you actually keep track of the fucked up attempts that you make in mocking peeps. I mean....who the fuck actually keeps a record of the shit they say here???

• Moose says: " I have mocked African Americans, fat people, Jews, devils....blah, blah,...fucking blah...WHO DOES THIS SHIT!

[goddamn dumb ass pussy deprived little dick bitch]

you scored: -1355.99 for ever being politically correct on this motherfucker here. You really have a lot to learn you dick sucking stank ass post whore assasin. How the fuck do you call me a nigger in your pitiful attemps to mock me then turn around and use the fucking politically correct form in your bitch-ass assessment of your dumb ass mocking. Care to explain???? Nevermind, spare me the boring dribble you lonely fucked up crazy man.

you scored: +1 because you are finally giving me a reason to respond to your infantile and forgotten persona here at the place for supreme madness.

you scored: -2 because....you are still reading this and are very likely to respond in some antilogical manner, diluted even further with the faulty and somewhat eclectic pulses that slowly creep from ear to ear in search of the alleged brain your momma couldn't supply you with due to her overusage of heroine and other narcotics (e.g. your crack-like behaviors)

::doh::Oh dear Lord and the baby Jeebus! You just fucking missed being the most absolute benign and belittled bitch ever to grace the stage of the MOCK FORUMS...

Now run along and get your fucked up life together long enough to become someone with a more measurable mocking montage instead of a stupid "sumbitch"

::thumbs::::bigg::::thumbs::::bigg::

[btw, if you are at a loss for response, just go for correcting some of the spelling or grammar I left for you]

[LuMPyPussy]

Those who are truly the VERY BEST at mocking don't even need to know one thing about someone in order to spew good shit.

I disagree with that, but the rest is pretty damn good. ::thumbs::

[Zenith]

Those who are truly the VERY BEST at mocking don't even need to know one thing about someone in order to spew good shit.

I disagree with that, but the rest is pretty damn good. ::thumbs::

I know many who will LMPP but I really only meant this to reflect my own judgment and what I may or may not consider voteworthiness.


When I am reading posts from other mockers, I make my own determination as to their strengths and weaknesses by how entertained I found them to be, their content, and their usage of the very least amount of personal information. I am pretty much floored when someone can come up with quality mockery that hasn't been passed down through the ages or without knowing much about someone [or without appearing to know much, I should say].

Nevertheless, glad you enjoyed that little bit of entertainment PooppyGirl ::thumbs::