Moose is the greatest mocker of all time

[Maggot]

I like Zenith she has spunk in her trunk.::banana::

[AnonyMoose]

This bitch lacks variation, originality and humorous wit [among other things]. I doubt very seriously if he would have made it past your door if you were in "full effect" as you were when I first arrived at hells door. I really thought he had the fire, which is why I started this thread in the first place. Now all I see is repeat, repeat, repeat, and don't even get me started on originality....ZERO!

No, no, no, I must correct my own mistake by saying that Opie is the true evil psycho bitch of the Mock world. He is the MOST hated and with that comes the ability to remain as such. Ye 'ole "crack-attack" here is just out of fuel and grasping at straws now. Sure I liked him but now he's like that pestering fly that keeps buzzing around your ear. Just can't seem to swat the bitch away enough. Hopefully and for the sake of all, his life span will be just about as lengthy too.

You just hate to be reminded that you are a low-class, saucer lipped, spear chucking, bubble butt nig-nog with a loser of a husband that fantasizes he is important in the music industry. Idi Amin meets Motown; with his fat assedchocolate gump ho in tow. Opie is not the most hated, as your nigger post proves. Or do you wish his life span was a week too? Whites own you in the real world, and White Moose owns you on MOCK,monkey bitch. Get your fat ass out in the field and go pick some fucking cotton; spade cunt.

::coffee:: Oh, for the love of Pete

Lemme see here....

you scored: -10 total lack of original shit - you have got to be fucking kidding me with this old turn of the century bullshit you spew. If you are gonna pretend to be a nigger hater, slash supreme mocker wannabe then at least sit and devise a plan of attack that would be better suited for mocking minorities ....you goddamn "I wish I had a life" bitch!

you scored: -5 you researched shit AND STILL got your facts screwed - If you want to be supreme you musn't trust any source for your mock materials. Those who are truly the VERY BEST at mocking don't even need to know one thing about someone in order to spew good shit.

you scored: -1 Just because you are still trying to mock me and I continually find your attempts juvenile and "crack-like" not to mention how incapable you are with variation and original stuffzzzzz

you scored: -11.5 because you actually keep track of the fucked up attempts that you make in mocking peeps. I mean....who the fuck actually keeps a record of the shit they say here???

• Moose says: " I have mocked African Americans, fat people, Jews, devils....blah, blah,...fucking blah...WHO DOES THIS SHIT!

[goddamn dumb ass pussy deprived little dick bitch]

you scored: -1355.99 for ever being politically correct on this motherfucker here. You really have a lot to learn you dick sucking stank ass post whore assasin. How the fuck do you call me a nigger in your pitiful attemps to mock me then turn around and use the fucking politically correct form in your bitch-ass assessment of your dumb ass mocking. Care to explain???? Nevermind, spare me the boring dribble you lonely fucked up crazy man.

you scored: +1 because you are finally giving me a reason to respond to your infantile and forgotten persona here at the place for supreme madness.

you scored: -2 because....you are still reading this and are very likely to respond in some antilogical manner, diluted even further with the faulty and somewhat eclectic pulses that slowly creep from ear to ear in search of the alleged brain your momma couldn't supply you with due to her overusage of heroine and other narcotics (e.g. your crack-like behaviors)

::doh::Oh dear Lord and the baby Jeebus! You just fucking missed being the most absolute benign and belittled bitch ever to grace the stage of the MOCK FORUMS...

Now run along and get your fucked up life together long enough to become someone with a more measurable mocking montage instead of a stupid "sumbitch"

::thumbs::::bigg::::thumbs::::bigg::

[btw, if you are at a loss for response, just go for correcting some of the spelling or grammar I left for you]

You are thefestering bungholethat made me the greatest mocker of all time. You cannot retract it just because I kicked your half a monkey-ass from one end of the forum to the other. Well, you can; but anyone with an IQ over 50 knows you just can't handle getting smacked down. It brings up too many memories of what it's like being a lesser citizen.

[OnBendedKnee]

Why is it a cup of coffee will keep a Mormon out of heaven but it's alright to have a Denny's Grand Slam every morning for breakfast?

Which will kill you first?

[AnonyMoose]

Why is it a cup of coffee will keep a Mormon out of heaven but it's alright to have a Denny's Grand Slam every morning for breakfast?

Which will kill you first?

Denny's has decaf. Mormons have a thing about caffeine. This bimbo douches with Hawaiian Punch.

[AnonyMoose]

I like Zenith

Which part is your favorite? Her having a planet of the apes face, smelling like wet socks, having the ass of an NFL offensive lineman, or that her husband looks like jackie gleason in a mud bath?

[Zenith]

You are thefestering bungholethat made me the greatest mocker of all time. You cannot retract it just because I kicked your half a monkey-ass from one end of the forum to the other. Well, you can; but anyone with an IQ over 50 knows you just can't handle getting smacked down. It brings up too many memories of what it's like being a lesser citizen.

::

Belabored and boring. You are beginning to be about as interesting as the fleas on a bulls ballzz, and probably just as important. Please find some more material, your continuance here is pretty pointless.

It's a place for MOCKERS...not intellectual impotence ::nuts::
[and for the luv of all things mockable, leave your computer from time to time and take a goddamn shower, you're begining to stink]

[AnonyMoose]

Belabored and boring. You are beginning to be about as interesting as the fleas on a bulls ballzz, and probably just as important. Please find some more material, your continuance here is pretty pointless.

It's a place for MOCKERS...not intellectual impotence ::nuts::
[and for the luv of all things mockable, leave your computer from time to time and take a goddamn shower, you're begining to stink]

When push comes to shove; you will always be a negro. Second class citizen. I could care less what your view of anything is.

[ramseycat]

And you will always be a loser Moose. A poser who comes on the internet pretending to be something he's not. There is a reason you get banned everywhere you go. You add no value.

[Zenith]

::rotfl::
When push comes to shove; you will always be a [color="red"]negro[/color]. Second class citizen. I could care less what your view of anything is.

::aww:: That's it, sleep it off.

It's difficult realizing that your life is merely...pixilated.

::nuts:: Erm....didn't you forget something there??? If you're gonna dish out the hate shit...keep it commin or don't walk down that road at all. You have really disapointed me dipshit. All you have is THIS????

:: In the words of one so SUPER...."My work here is done."

[Maggot]

I like Zenith

Which part is your favorite? Her having a planet of the apes face, smelling like wet socks, having the ass of an NFL offensive lineman, or that her husband looks like jackie gleason in a mud bath?

All of it. She's a sweetheart......:cool:

[AnonyMoose]

If you're gonna dish out the hate shit...keep it commin or don't walk down that road at all.

You don't get to make requests. Actually I take that back. You get to make requests; just that I don't care about them. Maybe email Obama and tell him you have some MOCK requests.

[ramseycat]

If you're gonna dish out the hate shit...keep it commin or don't walk down that road at all.

You don't get to make requests. Actually I take that back. You get to make requests; just that I don't care about them. Maybe email Obama and tell him you have some MOCK requests.

This means he is out of material since he has already used and reused the same lame shit. hahahahaDORK!!

[AnonyMoose]

This means he is out of material since he has already used and reused the same lame shit. hahahahaDORK!!

Thanks for reminding me what a leg humping loser you are. I almost forgot. ::nuts::

[ramseycat]

This means he is out of material since he has already used and reused the same lame shit. hahahahaDORK!!

Thanks for reminding me what a leg humping loser you are. I almost forgot. ::nuts::

Yep, leg humping loser - heard that one before too. Come on Moose, you can do better than that. And you're just mad because no one will hump your leg.

[Zenith]

I like Zenith

Which part is your favorite? Her having a planet of the apes face, smelling like wet socks, having the ass of an NFL offensive lineman, or that her husband looks like jackie gleason in a mud bath?

All of it. She's a sweetheart......:cool:

::hugs::

Awwwhh, thanks Maggot. Don't pay the resident crack-attack bitch any mind, he's just upset that I won't let him be as great as Poophole anymore...hahahahaha

[Zenith]

You don't get to make requests. Actually I take that back. You get to make requests; just that I don't care about them. Maybe email Obama and tell him you have some MOCK requests.

::coffee::

Hmph! I guess you're all done playing the game then huh? what's wrong, you ran out of stuffs to mock with? Now it's..."I'm just gonna ignore you now because you are a second class citizen".........THAT'S IT! ::nuts::

Damn, you really are all out of amo then, oh well.....when you upgrade your materials then feed me one of your bestest-ezzz insults and I'll try not to laugh this time...for real.
::gigg::

[AnonyMoose]

Hmph! I guess you're all done playing the game then huh? what's wrong, you ran out of stuffs to mock with? Now it's..."I'm just gonna ignore you now because you are a second class citizen".........THAT'S IT! ::nuts::

You just got too boring to poke with a stick over and over. Every time you are spanked you whinelike the soup chickens. You don't have the brain power to retaliate. How long did you think it would last before people lost interest in you?

[Zenith]

You just got too boring to poke with a stick over and over. Every time you are spanked you whinelike the soup chickens. You don't have the brain power to retaliate. How long did you think it would last before people lost interest in you?

Losing BIG ground here Mr. smalls. I thinkyou better check in with your higher ups as your Aryan Nation affiliation might find some fault in you continuing to exchange dialogue with me.

On a brighter note. I think you have come a long way.....from the trailer park. It looks like you have found other posts from me as well. This is good. Keep reading, keep learning and soon you won't have to fabricate an existance online. You could actually go out into the real world and become a citizen of civiliation.

::aww:: [takes time, but you'll get there]

[AnonyMoose]

You just got too boring to poke with a stick over and over. Every time you are spanked you whinelike the soup chickens. You don't have the brain power to retaliate. How long did you think it would last before people lost interest in you?

Losing BIG ground here Mr. smalls. I thinkyou better check in with your higher ups as your Aryan Nation affiliation might find some fault in you continuing to exchange dialogue with me.

On a brighter note. I think you have come a long way.....from the trailer park. It looks like you have found other posts from me as well. This is good. Keep reading, keep learning and soon you won't have to fabricate an existance online. You could actually go out into the real world and become a citizen of civiliation.

::aww:: [takes time, but you'll get there]

Stop using words you cannot even spell, ghetto dweller. It merely supports the belief that allBlacks are inerudite and uneducated. Another correction to your idiocy is that Jews dislike both Negroes and the Aryan Nation. Both groups have equal lack of value to humanity. You are aware that your race is a drain upon White taxpayers, right?

[Zenith]

Poor spelling gives you something to talk about. I smile that you are actually responding to shit I post. Wow, you are droppping fast boy....do somthing quickly or soon no one on this site will hear you ......BUT ME!!!


hahahahahaha....Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

You are my little Aryan Nation Nigger! I got myself a little bitch!!!

THAT'S THE SHIT!
(can you find the grammarical errours on this page, little bitch)