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QueenBee Offline
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#121
12-01-2008, 11:04 AM
Ax murderer is not a cool enough bitch name? Maybe attention whore? Post whore?

Let me give this some thought, you cannot just come up with any bitch name you know.
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#122
12-01-2008, 11:08 AM
I might be confused, but I think "bitch" is supposed to be in the title.
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#123
12-01-2008, 11:12 AM
Queen bitch? I would have picked dopey bitch, mayo, but you got it first. Maybe grumpy bitch? I will come up with something. Hey, I could go with chubby bitch. I will be the first to admit I am not skinny, and I am not embarassed by it. ::showass::
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#124
12-01-2008, 11:15 AM
Um ya, thats something to be proud of. Being overweight. So when you develop Heart Disease, Diabetes, Mold under your fat flaps, High Blood Pressure, Difficulty breathing or walking and any other fat related disease or ailmentdon't come crying to any of the skinny people.

Fucking get your lard ass on a treadmill, stop eating the Chipotle and lose weight.
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#125
12-01-2008, 11:19 AM
Hey don't bring Chipotle into this.
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#126
12-01-2008, 11:21 AM
*giggle*

Maybe Ill change it to....Big Mac? But I think Chipotle has more fat per burrito.
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#127
12-01-2008, 11:22 AM
Shut your dirty whore mouth!
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#128
12-01-2008, 11:24 AM
Fuckers. Now I want Chipotle
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#129
12-01-2008, 11:25 AM
LOL!
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#130
12-01-2008, 11:26 AM
El Mayo Wrote:Shut your dirty whore mouth!
Well get your fucking pussy out of it!
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#131
12-01-2008, 11:26 AM
WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:
El Mayo Wrote:Shut your dirty whore mouth!
Well get your fucking pussy out of it!

*cringe*


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#132
12-01-2008, 11:35 AM
Yuck. I HATE Chipolte. Makes me cringe.

BTW..I have lost 50 pounds over the last 12 months. And my BP is fine. I just choose not to obsess over being fat or be embarassed when people call me fat. It just is what I am till I am not any more. So there. LOL

Bitch.
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#133
12-01-2008, 11:39 AM
NINE pages of babbling in this intro and still nothing to encourage me to grant access. QBall, have you read anything else in this forum before you joined up with the idea of at least faking intelligence to gain access?
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#134
12-01-2008, 11:49 AM
Watching the newbies "interact" with each other really is car crash forum viewing.

You newbies should know they are auditioning for zombies for a remake of Night of the living dead, thankfully if you all apply no make up or acting skill is required.


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#135
12-01-2008, 11:55 AM
OP, (and others) the intro written by El Mayo is a great example of how to get in. Intelligent, in-your-face, not ass-kissing and well written. She's very smart and knew just how to approach me. I may make her intro a stickie for future new meat to refer to.
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#136
12-01-2008, 11:59 AM
Whoa whoa whoa! My ego can't take it.
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#137
12-01-2008, 12:00 PM
Settle down El Lamo. I'm sure it was a mistype
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#138
12-01-2008, 12:02 PM
El Mayo Wrote:Whoa whoa whoa! My ego can't take it.

Enjoy it while you can. I don't do shit like that often. Or.....ever. ::blink::

[user=85]Momster[/user] wrote:
Quote:Settle down El Lamo. I'm sure it was a mistype
Uh, no. I don't mistype shit like that. I say exactly what I mean.
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#139
12-01-2008, 12:18 PM
WTF. I did read Mayos so called intro (you call that drivel a good intro?) I just could not come up with any more easy words that the dumb asses here would be able to read without moving your lips and dragging out your 6 year old kid's dictionary.



You want in your face? OK fine. What the hell kind of place is this? A place where people can go when they have no real life? Most of you probably would not say shit in RL if you were standing ass deep in a stinking smoling pile of it. I can be just as damn stubborn as you and will stay right here till hell freezes over if I have to.

I did hear a lot about this being the place to make a scene, and not worry about offending people. Since MF said step one was admitting I needed to get away from the other lame sissy sites.

I think I am approaching step two. Standing up and being just as fucking bitch and smart ass as the rest of you. If thaqt is sucking up, then who the heck cares?
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#140
12-01-2008, 12:21 PM
QueenBee Wrote:You want in your face? OK fine.


NO ... no, it's OK. Your post convinced me to not want "in your face" ever again.
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