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[Middle Finger]

Tsk tsk... I thought your mysteriousness and unpredictabilitywould include some kind of, oh, I don't know, administrative rights?

I DO have the ability to transfer you to full access ... but ...

[WhiskeyTaintgo]

Mhhmmm Sure.

[El Mayo]

Tsk tsk... I thought your mysteriousness and unpredictabilitywould include some kind of, oh, I don't know, administrative rights?

I DO have the ability to transfer you to full access ... but ...

But you're askeered....?

[Middle Finger]

Tsk tsk... I thought your mysteriousness and unpredictabilitywould include some kind of, oh, I don't know, administrative rights?

I DO have the ability to transfer you to full access ... but ...

But you're askeered....?

I am?

[El Mayo]

Tsk tsk... I thought your mysteriousness and unpredictabilitywould include some kind of, oh, I don't know, administrative rights?

I DO have the ability to transfer you to full access ... but ...

But you're askeered....?

I am?

No?





What are we talking about again?

[Middle Finger]

We were talking about how boring you are. Or at least, we should have been.

To be honest, I am so chill tonight, and relaxed ... finally got rid of company at my house all week ... I just can't get nasty tonight.

[Cynical Ninja]

*waiting for the initation and torture*

* caring ::coffee:: caring, a lot *

Whatcha readin?

*twirls hair*

Hmnmmm......39 posts and still a Mock virgin locked out from all the decent stuff? I can see why.

You are obviously slow witted, boring, and dull, your posts are pathetic single cell, one dimensional hickeys with nothing of creativity, value or wit on display.

You are the kind of unwelcome semen stain that I'm sure has MF's finger hovering over the close registration button.

Do yourself and the world a favour and drown yourself.

[Middle Finger]

OK, I'm back, and willing to be nasty. Is this boring fuck still the premier boring fuck on the net?

[El Mayo]

Really? That's all you've got?

[Sinister]

Oh, and mayonnaise has two Ns.

Just sayin.

that's the second time in 5 years i made typo mistake. you still have the IQ of asparagus. you still were to stupid to get the reference.

Really? I make typos all the time. And I had to google it to be absolutely certain. I'm smart as asparagus afterall. But asparagus with google can be LETHAL.

Ok, that made me laugh my fuckin' ass off. I will use that at some opportune time and watch the people around me scratch their heads, not wanting to be the stupid one and ask what I mean. "Asparagus with Google is lethal".....

Now....what the fuck do you want, now that you're back, Condiment?

[Middle Finger]

Really? That's all you've got?

Whatever, just please don't be some low-IQ dopey mom-bitch.

[El Mayo]

*waiting for the initation and torture*

* caring ::coffee:: caring, a lot *

Whatcha readin?

*twirls hair*

Hmnmmm......39 posts and still a Mock virgin locked out from all the decent stuff? I can see why.

You are obviously slow witted, boring, and dull, your posts are pathetic single cell, one dimensional hickeys with nothing of creativity, value or wit on display.

You are the kind of unwelcome semen stain that I'm sure has MF's finger hovering over the close registration button.

Do yourself and the world a favour and drown yourself.

Hey, d'ya think that might *possibly* be because there was no one else here when this thread was posted? Or are you unable to actually read the entire thread before you proceed to insult someone you know nothing about with overused and unoriginal one liners?

And what the hell kind of posts can I contribute to a forum based on, oh, I don't know, NOTHING? It's like a bad episode of Seinfeld. Give me a real topic, douchebag.

I can't very wellpretend to be passionate about asking for something as trivial asentrance to the cool kid's club, now can I?

To quote a super genius: Do yourself and the world a favor.... drink bleach and die.

[El Mayo]

Oh, and mayonnaise has two Ns.

Just sayin.

that's the second time in 5 years i made typo mistake. you still have the IQ of asparagus. you still were to stupid to get the reference.

Really? I make typos all the time. And I had to google it to be absolutely certain. I'm smart as asparagus afterall. But asparagus with google can be LETHAL.

Ok, that made me laugh my fuckin' ass off. I will use that at some opportune time and watch the people around me scratch their heads, not wanting to be the stupid one and ask what I mean. "Asparagus with Google is lethal".....

Now....what the fuck do you want, now that you're back, Condiment?

A stiff drink.






Oh, and I'd like a shot at all the other asparagus you showed some pity for and let in.

[El Mayo]

Really? That's all you've got?

Whatever, just please don't be some low-IQ dopey mom-bitch.

Influx of those lately?



No worries... I'm a big fan of "think, then type".

[AnonyMoose]

I made this site for my own personal entertainment.

That's sick, right thar. That's what that is.

[Sinister]

Oh, and mayonnaise has two Ns.

Just sayin.

that's the second time in 5 years i made typo mistake. you still have the IQ of asparagus. you still were to stupid to get the reference.

Really? I make typos all the time. And I had to google it to be absolutely certain. I'm smart as asparagus afterall. But asparagus with google can be LETHAL.

Ok, that made me laugh my fuckin' ass off. I will use that at some opportune time and watch the people around me scratch their heads, not wanting to be the stupid one and ask what I mean. "Asparagus with Google is lethal".....

Now....what the fuck do you want, now that you're back, Condiment?

A stiff drink.






Oh, and I'd like a shot at all the other asparagus you showed some pity for and let in.

Yanno what? That reply right there might bethe only clue about you thatI need. You are obviously more intelligent than the past 4 newbies combined! How scared are you now, knowing that thepopulation of this board can be summed up so easily?

Let me guess....you're a Scotch drinker?

[Middle Finger]

And what the hell kind of posts can I contribute to a forum based on, oh, I don't know, NOTHING? It's like a bad episode of Seinfeld. Give me a real topic, douchebag.

I can't very wellpretend to be passionate about asking for something as trivial asentrance to the cool kid's club, now can I?

That's what makes it a meaningful and entertaining test for us to give. We get a unique view into who and what you are, allowing us to give the loving therapy and advice available for free to all members.

You should get passionate about entrance because few forums on the net are worth getting into and this is one of them.

Stop making excuses, stop being a pathetic newbie, and figure out a way to gain access.

[AnonyMoose]

You don't have to mock at all, and some people mock constantly. Some people mostly just chat about serious stuff. Some really mix it up and do what they feel that day.

Oh yeah. We are as complex as an enigma wrapped in a riddle. ::lmao::

[Middle Finger]

I made this site for my own personal entertainment.

That's sick, right thar. That's what that is.

I know, but I figured after 40 I was allowed to indulge. :cool:

[Sinister]

Stop making excuses, stop being a pathetic newbie, and figure out a way to gain access.

He's in. His reply that I quoted was all it took. Trust me on this one; this new fish is going to have some good shit to post.