Hey Bitches!

[LuMPyPussy]

sinCUNTer I think you should seriously consider sending LMPP back to newbie hell for the endless utterly horrible posts she keeps making. i have never ever seen anyone miss more irony and obvious sarcasm in my entire life. In thread after thread she shows her flabby dropping ass. It might be time for a refresher course.

But I wont tell you how to do your JOB.

Could you wedge your bulbous head any further up her ass? She's gonna have to fart for you to catch your breath, you repulsive little man.

Thats not what your mom, sister and grandmother said when I was tearing them up. I believe it was OH MY GOD YOUR COCK IS SO HUGE. FUCK ME FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dear god.

They said that also, but it was more like OHHHHHH GOD and then all you heard was a muffled gargling sound as I chocked them with my dick.

Okay then, you chocked them so they wouldn't roll backwards?

[Sinister]

I'm torn. I'm torn between booting your boring ass out the door and letting you in so I can watch you be verbally destroyed. I just don't quite see what I need to see from you to consider you worthy of entrance into Mock. Only the best make it past the newbie hell area. You're not making the cut so far.

If I was to walk up to you on the street and bitch-slap you, what would your reaction be?

I'm just trying to get a sense of what sort of person you are, other than boring.

Ok....LMPP and Liquid need to take their little spat elsewhere. And Taint needs to answer my question. I'm having trouble keeping my eyes open, so she better make it quick.

[Middle Finger]

First of all, I have NO idea who this taint person is that you speak of. I'm from MN if that helps?

Second of all, no internet twat can say or do anything to scare me away, make me feel bad, make me cry, etc. You fucksticks are not that important to me that your words would have any affect on me.

If you don't know this person, consider yourself lucky.

[color="red"]So far, your attitude reminds me of me. If you turn out to be a fuckin' groupie[/color] or something, I'll kick your sorry ass right back out the fucking door.

How long did you read here before you decided to register? Do you have a particular member you like or dislike?

You've gotta be shittin' me, you think you've got a groupie?!? ::lmao::

::rolllaugh:: ::lipsealed::

[WhiskeyTaintgo]

I'm torn. I'm torn between booting your boring ass out the door and letting you in so I can watch you be verbally destroyed. I just don't quite see what I need to see from you to consider you worthy of entrance into Mock. Only the best make it past the newbie hell area. You're not making the cut so far.

If I was to walk up to you on the street and bitch-slap you, what would your reaction be?

I'm just trying to get a sense of what sort of person you are, other than boring.

I may be boring but how fucking interesting am i going to be in this lame ass part of the board, seriously? Let me be verbally destroyed. I dont give a flying fuck. No one can wreck me. No one knows enough about me true character that then can actually affect how I feel. Lame thinking if you ask me. If you were to bitch-slap me in the street, you bet your ass that I would fucking back hand you like there was no tomorrow. I dont put up with anyone's shit. Seriously, I dont give a fuck what anyone says. You don't know me or anything about me. As far as I am concerned, you can go fuck yourself for all I care!

[Liquid]

I'm torn. I'm torn between booting your boring ass out the door and letting you in so I can watch you be verbally destroyed. I just don't quite see what I need to see from you to consider you worthy of entrance into Mock. Only the best make it past the newbie hell area. You're not making the cut so far.

If I was to walk up to you on the street and bitch-slap you, what would your reaction be?

I'm just trying to get a sense of what sort of person you are, other than boring.

I may be boring but how fucking interesting am i going to be in this lame ass part of the board, seriously? Let me be verbally destroyed. I dont give a flying fuck. No one can wreck me. No one knows enough about me true character that then can actually affect how I feel. Lame thinking if you ask me. If you were to bitch-slap me in the street, you bet your ass that I would fucking back hand you like there was no tomorrow. I dont put up with anyone's shit. Seriously, I dont give a fuck what anyone says. You don't know me or anything about me. As far as I am concerned, you can go fuck yourself for all I care!

now you are getting it!

[WhiskeyTaintgo]

I'm torn. I'm torn between booting your boring ass out the door and letting you in so I can watch you be verbally destroyed. I just don't quite see what I need to see from you to consider you worthy of entrance into Mock. Only the best make it past the newbie hell area. You're not making the cut so far.

If I was to walk up to you on the street and bitch-slap you, what would your reaction be?

I'm just trying to get a sense of what sort of person you are, other than boring.

I may be boring but how fucking interesting am i going to be in this lame ass part of the board, seriously? Let me be verbally destroyed. I dont give a flying fuck. No one can wreck me. No one knows enough about me true character that then can actually affect how I feel. Lame thinking if you ask me. If you were to bitch-slap me in the street, you bet your ass that I would fucking back hand you like there was no tomorrow. I dont put up with anyone's shit. Seriously, I dont give a fuck what anyone says. You don't know me or anything about me. As far as I am concerned, you can go fuck yourself for all I care!

now you are getting it!

Sorry my posting was fucked up. I am drunk as hell.

















So fucking get over it, grammar police cunts.

[Middle Finger]

I may be boring but how fucking interesting am i going to be in this lame ass part of the board, seriously?

Another excuse-maker. We can see a lot about you already just by how you make excuses.

[Zenith]

I like 'em ::gigg::

...so let 'em in bitchezzzz ::fu::

[LuMPyPussy]

I like her too, she's got spunk.

*snicker*

[Cynical Ninja]

I'm torn. I'm torn between booting your boring ass out the door and letting you in so I can watch you be verbally destroyed. I just don't quite see what I need to see from you to consider you worthy of entrance into Mock. Only the best make it past the newbie hell area. You're not making the cut so far.

If I was to walk up to you on the street and bitch-slap you, what would your reaction be?

I'm just trying to get a sense of what sort of person you are, other than boring.

I may be boring but how fucking interesting am i going to be in this lame ass part of the board, seriously? Let me be verbally destroyed. I dont give a flying fuck. No one can wreck me. No one knows enough about me true character that then can actually affect how I feel. Lame thinking if you ask me. If you were to bitch-slap me in the street, you bet your ass that I would fucking back hand you like there was no tomorrow. I dont put up with anyone's shit. Seriously, I dont give a fuck what anyone says. You don't know me or anything about me. As far as I am concerned, you can go fuck yourself for all I care!

now you are getting it!

Sorry my posting was fucked up. I am drunk as hell.




So fucking get over it, grammar police cunts.

Hello I am the resident forum psychopath, no forum can be complete without a resident psychopath.

I can see from your posts so far that you are a drunken douchebag, hows that working out for you?

[WhiskeyTaintgo]

I'm torn. I'm torn between booting your boring ass out the door and letting you in so I can watch you be verbally destroyed. I just don't quite see what I need to see from you to consider you worthy of entrance into Mock. Only the best make it past the newbie hell area. You're not making the cut so far.

If I was to walk up to you on the street and bitch-slap you, what would your reaction be?

I'm just trying to get a sense of what sort of person you are, other than boring.

I may be boring but how fucking interesting am i going to be in this lame ass part of the board, seriously? Let me be verbally destroyed. I dont give a flying fuck. No one can wreck me. No one knows enough about me true character that then can actually affect how I feel. Lame thinking if you ask me. If you were to bitch-slap me in the street, you bet your ass that I would fucking back hand you like there was no tomorrow. I dont put up with anyone's shit. Seriously, I dont give a fuck what anyone says. You don't know me or anything about me. As far as I am concerned, you can go fuck yourself for all I care!

now you are getting it!

Sorry my posting was fucked up. I am drunk as hell.




So fucking get over it, grammar police cunts.

Hello I am the resident forum psychopath, no forum can be complete without a resident psychopath.

I can see from your posts so far that you are a drunken douchebag, hows that working out for you?

Its going great, fuckstain! I love being the drunken douchebag. Fits me well.

[Middle Finger]

I still have mixed feelings on the Boring Drunk Bitch.

[Cynical Ninja]

I still have mixed feelings on the Boring Drunk Bitch.

From what I've seen so far I see very little merit or originality on display.

I think we can expect extended periods of slurring, alcohol addled claptrap from this one if we give it full access.

[Zenith]

I still have mixed feelings on the Boring Drunk Bitch.

From what I've seen so far I see very little merit or originality on display.

I think we can expect extended periods of slurring, alcohol addled claptrap from this one[color="blue"] if we[/color] give it full access.

Dream on fuckstain, are you inferring that you somehow have a say in all this? You are too fuckin' cRaZy to wield such authority ::blink::

[Cynical Ninja]

We as in the "royal we" dumbass.

[Duchess]

I'm royalty...::bigg::

[Middle Finger]

We as in the "royal we" dumbass.

That's a great anti-freedom slogan I should remember to use the next time your Hail the Queen ass needs a lesson in history.

[Zenith]

..try NOT explaining yourself. It only makes you super stupid here[user=32] Ordinary Peephole ::wait::[/user]



::rotfl::

[Sinister]

Ok, Taint. I've put it to a vote and for some reason, the rest of the crew wants you in. So I'm granting access based on their wishes, not because of anything you have done to prove your worth.