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11-18-2008, 10:16 AM
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11-18-2008, 10:27 AM
Dear God ...
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11-18-2008, 10:35 AM
Middle Finger Wrote:Dear God ...

Yes, my son?

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11-18-2008, 11:13 AM
::lmao:: Did she actually say that!? It's true, but I gotta know ...
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11-18-2008, 11:29 AM
Don't know if it is true but I thought it was funny as hell
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11-18-2008, 01:30 PM
Newbie in church......

An elderly couple was attending Mass.
About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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11-18-2008, 01:53 PM
Fucking hell Maggot, that just cracked me up. ::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
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11-18-2008, 02:20 PM
Maggot Wrote:Newbie in church......

An elderly couple was attending Mass.
About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

::laugh:: Good one ...
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11-18-2008, 02:23 PM
When Madonna first moved to England
she said she wanted to feel more English.
She is now an unmarried, single mother with three kids from different fathers,
one of them black.

Job done
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11-18-2008, 02:24 PM
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!'
'The cop asked, 'What's he like?'
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
'Black Label whiskey and women with big tits '

So do I
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11-18-2008, 02:30 PM
Heh.
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03-10-2011, 11:10 PM
I almost forgot about newbie........RIP buddy............
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03-10-2011, 11:22 PM
Damn, Maggot. I about had a heart attack when I saw Newbie's name there. How about a heads up next time.
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03-10-2011, 11:35 PM
(03-10-2011, 11:22 PM)QueenBee Wrote: Damn, Maggot. I about had a heart attack when I saw Newbie's name there. How about a heads up next time.

I sent you a postcard! Smiley_emoticons_bussi
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03-11-2011, 02:31 AM
(11-18-2008, 02:23 PM)newbiecollector Wrote: When Madonna first moved to England
she said she wanted to feel more English.
She is now an unmarried, single mother with three kids from different fathers,
one of them black.

Job done

Thats fantastic.
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03-11-2011, 05:33 AM


It was very freaky seeing a thread by Newbie in the top ten when I was still half asleep. Smiley_emoticons_shocked
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