hi

[knobfuck]

Hi i am new here .

[Howard_hopkinso]

Well fuck me, you obviously put a lot of thought into your first post dickhead.

I hope you know you're going to get you stupid fucking head ripped off here and if you're man enough to survive that, Sinister might just let you into the site proper.

I sincerely hope your next post is better than your first fuck face.

BTW: Welcome to mock.

[knobfuck]

Well you shitfaced old twat i just posted on this site so up yours you fat arsehole .
So go fuck yourself.

[Howard_hopkinso]

Oh fucking hell, the newbie can actually type more than half a fucking sentence.

He's obviously too fucking stupid to get himself an avatar. Surely we had enough of this kind of retard just a few days ago.

I have a serious question for you fuck wit.

Did you have to practice to be so fucking stupid, or does it just come naturally?

Whatever the case, you sure are coming across as schoolgirl pussy. I sincerely hope you're not an arse shagging god damned homosexual faggot.

[knobfuck]

no i am most definatly not a faggott or a pussy .
stupidity is obviously your strong point as you have just proved in your last post.

you fucking knob cheese . i have only just joined .

[Sinister]

Aw CHRIST; another dipshit who has done NO research into a site like this and jumps in with both feet and no fuckin' brains.

AVATAR, dipshit. A-V-A-T-A-R. Pick one from the shitty gallery, or upload one of your own. This is just for starters. Are you like, 14 years old? Because you sound like a stupid child. I sincerely hope you are capable of more than what we have seen thus far.

[Howard_hopkinso]

Oh sorry, you appear to think because you've just joined we should be all nice and welcoming and polite.

Well, in case you missed it on your way in, this forum is called Newbie Initiation & Torture. I think there's a bit of a clue there for you, you dumb bastard.

See the idea is to see if you're up to our standards, before you get let loose on the real good stuff. We wouldn't want to let you in before you were ready, otherwise you might have a fucking heart attack(I wish) after seeing the rest of the site.

So, you're going to have to stay here and do much better than you have thus far. Just wait till the rest of the Mock guys get here. The last fuck wit that came here only managed to last just over a day before he went running back to his momma.

So far, I don't see you lasting much longer either you stupid cunt.

[Sinister]

Oh sorry, you appear to think because you've just joined we should be all nice and welcoming and polite.

Well, in case you missed it on your way in, this forum is called Newbie Initiation & Torture. I think there's a bit of a clue there for you, you dumb bastard.

See the idea is to see if you're up to our standards, before you get let loos on the real good stuff. We wouldn't want to let you in before you were ready, otherwise you might have a fucking heart attack(I wish) after seeing the rest of the site.

So, you're going to have to stay here and do much better than you have thus far. Just wait till the rest of the Mock guys get here. The last fuck wit that came here only managed to last just over a day before he went running back to him momma.

So far, I don't see you lasting much longer either you stupid cunt.

JINX!!!! ::lmao::

What's your guess for how long this idiot lasts, Howie? 6, maybe 8 posts?

[Lady Cop]

he/she/it is too dumb to upload an avatar??

[Howard_hopkinso]

I'd say a maximum of ten posts if he's lucky and you don't ban his arse first lol.

[knobfuck]

ok cunty bollocks i am going to last more posts than you . you fucking animal . avatar coming soon shitbags or i may get banned if YOU are lucky

[Sinister]

ok cunty bollocks i am going to last more posts than you . you fucking animal

Which "animal" would you be referring to? Doesn't matter much, everyone who is no longer a virgin cunt like you will outlast you with half their brains tied behind their back.

How old are you?

And since I see you have done no research, it is ME you have to convince to grant your access or to kick your useless ass to the curb.

If I have to tell you one more time to load an avatar, I will lock your thread and make you start over and continue to do so until you comply.

[Lady Cop]

ok cunty bollocks i am going to last more posts than you . you fucking animal . avatar coming soon shitbags or i may get banned if YOU are lucky

'scuse me dumbfuck...i'm not going anywhere.

and go look up definitely you 3^rd grader.

[Sinister]

avatar coming soon shitbags or i may get banned if YOU are lucky

No no....if you are the lucky one you'll get banned. If you stay it is likely to get very uncomfortable for you.

Last time I'm asking for your ago. Again; comply or your thread is down the shitter.

Oh, and your avatar looks like something a 5^th grader would pick.

[knobfuck]

there . happy now you fucking wingebag a-v-a-t-a-r complete and working knobshit.

i will out last the last one anyway stupidity seems to be your middle name ....

[knobfuck]

It may get uncomfortable for me but i will make your life a living hell .

and as for my avatar i like it so go fuck yourself.

Its going to get hot in here and i will make it as uncomfortable as i can for you


age is of no concern to me but if your that interested i am 40

[Sinister]

Well, I warned ya. I have to ask your age again, I lock your thread. Do not pass GO, do not collect 200 dollars. Dipshit.

You won't last 2 days here.

And you edited after I posted my last warning. Your timing was off, dummy. And if you're 40, I'm Santa Claus. ::bitchp::

[Sinister]

HA!!! Six posts and this little fucker cut and ran with their tail tucked.

Let this thread be a lesson to others who attempt to join.

[Middle Finger]

Knobfuck, what is that avatar of? I like it ...

Oh well, tell me in your new thread if and when you start a new one.