Sometimes I laugh in my sleep

[Maggot]

Q. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?

A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

[Middle Finger]

You're a sad, sad man. But I'd give it a whirl.

[Duchess]

Sometimes I laugh in my sleep too, Maggot...And where the hell are you, btw ?...Huh ?...Get in here and make me laugh.

[Maggot]

Feeding the pigeons!

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[Liquid]

Q. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?

A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

kind of like that joke....

[Middle Finger]

My wife tells me I laugh in my sleep sometimes. A few times I caught myself half awake in the middle of the night ... I was still laughing pretty hysterically until I fell back asleep. What a great feeling, I love that ...

[Cynical Ninja]

My wife tells me I laugh in my sleep sometimes. A few times I caught myself half awake in the middle of the night ... I was still laughing pretty hysterically until I fell back asleep. What a great feeling, I love that ...

Laughing in your sleep is one of the early symptoms of the onset of schizophrenia.

P.S - I'm not joking.

[Middle Finger]

I've been "onsetting" for 30 years then.

[Sinister]

Laughing in your sleep is one of the early symptoms of the onset of schizophrenia.

This is either a blatant lie, or something Opie heard or read somewhere and took as gospel. While there may be some loose connection to laughing in your sleep and being schizo, laughing in your sleep can also mean you had a funny dream.

Pretty pathetic attempt at hitting the panic button. But....I must consider the source.

[Middle Finger]

It's not like I do it all the time, it's been many months as far as my wife and I are aware of. Maybe even a year, who knows. It's possible I'm giggling my ass off without her hearing me but I doubt it.

I will say that the handful of times I caught myself but was too tired to really wake up even though I was aware I was laughing in bed, I dreamed right back to sleep while laughing and remembering how fucking funny something was. I do know I wasn't laughing at nothing - sometimes I would remember what it was and be able to communicate it to my wife the next day. One time I even got up to go to the bathroom, stopping the laughing, awake .. but still smiling ... then laughing my ass off back to sleep because I found it funny again and then the cycle starts of laughing more because I find it hysterical that I am also making my wife listen to it. It's hard to explain but I love it for some reason. Wish it happened more, it's been a long while.

[Sinister]

It's not like I do it all the time

Well, regardless, I'm sure Poophole is right; you're bound for the rubber room any minute now. ::nuts::

[newbiecollector]

Thank goodness this is NOT a post about MF farting in his sleep.

No telling what OP might have said.......the dumb fuck

[Middle Finger]

This morning my wife asked me if had garlic cause I smelled last night. I have been on such a garlic binge, you have no idea. 10 am this morning I was eating a fettuccine dish with loads of garlic cloves I keep making each week.

[newbiecollector]

This morning my wife asked me if had garlic cause I smelled last night. I have been on such a garlic binge, you have no idea. 10 am this morning I was eating a fettuccine dish with loads of garlic cloves I keep making each week.

This is a truely fuked up bitch folks.

Hide your sheep-----------------and garlic

[Duchess]

There is no e in truly...Fucked is spelled with a c ....Jesus Christ, Newbie

FYI...I never corrected anyone's spelling before I began to hang around this Hell Hole.

[newbiecollector]

What the fuck happened.......I saw duchess bitch post a reply and tried to quote it and it disappeared.

Did I get put on ignore or something?

[Middle Finger]

Will someone please shoot this French Belgian or whatever the hell he is mother fucker?